Greetings! Your favorite fantasy writer’s favorite fantasy writer (shout out to Apache Kid) is officially back from the islands and fully prepared to drop Elder God-knowledge on the chosen few of you who consistently read my posts. I’d like to begin (I guess this isn’t technically the beginning), by apologizing for my single, brief post from last week. Right as I was beginning to outline my usual Saturday post, I received a carrier pigeon from Jay the Elder, demanding that I enjoy my vacation and not submit my Start/Sit column. I’m assuming it had to do with the gutter trash I turned in on Tuesday, but still, I’m grateful nonetheless. Oh, how I’ve missed this though! I will never schedule another vay-cay during football season ever again. Not to mention, you feel like a piece of rhino dung for sitting inside watching football when you’re in Maui, but I just can’t help myself. I love this game, my goodmen, and I let you down. NEVER AGAIN!


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Players that will Delight

Kirk Cousins – Beam me up Scotty, we’re about to be in the midst of a hurricane of photon torpedoes! WHOEVER the Saints’ defense plays against looks like a first ballot Hall of Famer, and I expect nothing less from Cousins AKA the chosen one… aaaahkay, maybe not a first ballot Hall of Famer, but most definitely a Pro Bowler. You’ve got to be realistic about these things. A few weeks back I had Cousins as my headliner against Tampa Bay and he responded as if the Elder Gods themselves were guiding his throwing arm. Expect 300-plus yards and three touchdowns. MINIMUM.

Eli Manning – Has anyone ever super soaked Bill Belichick and Tom Brady with hot urine like Tom Coughlin and Eli Manning have? Seriously, the Giants OWN the souls of every weenie in the greater Masshole area, and I expect Eli to shock the world yet again, and do the Patriots like Ivan Drago did Apollo Creed. If they die, they die.

Darren McFadden – I don’t care that Tampa Bay only gives up 3.7 yards per carry. I don’t care if Dallas blows yet another close game. I don’t care if Ralph’s wife continues harassing me about child support payments. What I DO care about, is that DMC has been reborn and has now had three consecutive 20-carry games for the FIRST time in his CAREER! Think about that for a second… no seriously, it’s blowing my effing mind! Not only is he getting the carries but he looks phenomenal in doing so. Without Romo, the Cowboys need to continue to run the ball as much as possible in order to eliminate one of the multiple pick-sixes Matt Cassel insists upon throwing. I say he goes for over 100 again… P.S. F*ck Christine Michael.

DeMarco Murray – Well, well, well, Murray decided to show up against his former team this past week and I believe he’s just getting started. Remember when Kim Kardashian got long D’d by Ray J on camera and somehow parlayed that into her entire family becoming disgustingly wealthy? Well, DeMarco’s tale is a tad different than that, but if a star-chasing rat like Kim can get famous from the banana in the tailpipe, than Murray can turn around his season. And please stop with the Ryan Mathews is a better player talk, because it’s making both my eardrums and my butt bleed.

Alshon Jeffery – Over his past three games, Jeffery the Elder blessed has gone Tom Sizemore berserk on the competition, bringing in eight, ten, and ten receptions for 147, 116, and 151 yards with two end zone celebrations. If you don’t believe Alshon is a weekly top-five fantasy play, I’m guessing you’re the kind of guy who enjoys beastiality porn. And that’s just the way it is, like Tupac said.

DeSean Jackson – If D-Jax doesn’t hit a long TD against New Orleans this week, I’ll cut off my testicles and wear them on a necklace for the rest of my days in this world.

Jimmy Graham – Arizona has been quite solid against opposing tight ends this year, BUT, my boy Barnidge got a little loose on them and Gillmore was THIS close to making a game-tying touchdown against them the week prior. If the Seahawks hope to win this game, Jimmy is going to serve more meat than Siegfried and Roy on a Molly binge. Since I’m predicting a Seahawks win, I know this will occur… I’m almost positive… I’m pretty sure… I’m hoping anyway… PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS!

 

Players that will Disgrace

Landry Jones – It doesn’t matter if Pittsburgh was playing Toledo this week; I’m still not recommending Jones. He’s simply not a legit starting quarterback in this league and I believe if Josh McCown plays, that the Brown steal this game. Antonio Brown and Martavis Bryant are not quarterback proof and they will be bumped down in my rankings accordingly.

Ryan Tannehill – Has there ever been a more overrated quarterback in NFL history? I meeeeeeean, dude licks more chode than Elton John’s house boys.   His inability to throw the ball down the field truly baffles me, especially when considering the weapons he has in the artillery this season. The Dolphins season is tanking in a hurry and I expect the Eagles to continue their SEMI-strong play.

Antonio Andrews – I think I just saw Bishop Sankey’s face on a milk carton… What’s it feel like drafting homeboy over Carlos Hyde and Jeremy Hill right about now? Ughhhh! Anyway, this Andrews dude is now a household name and has been solid for the most part. Problem is, Carolina’s run defense goes harder than Moby’s dick, and I expect them to be playing from behind. I’d be surprised if he goes for over 60 yards.

Eddie LacyDamn, it’s a trip, how a playa can switch so quick, from scoring touchdowns to mixing hershey’s chocolate syrup with Bisquick. So now you looking more pigger, but to me you ain’t nothin but a lard ass boot licker. That ain’t worth the food stamp. And in Green Bay I hear you getting treated like boot camp.

Larry FitzgeraldRichard Sherman is on point right now and I’ll be Gods damned before this crusty vet takes him to school on our home field. Floyd and Brown are better options this week, and I probably wouldn’t start them either unless absolutely necessary.

A.J. Green – Read something about how the Texans haven’t given up shizz to opposing number one wideouts this season. I meaaaan, it’s not like you’re not going to start A.J. Green, but I surely wouldn’t pay his price in DFS this week… that is if it’s still legal anywhere by Sunday. If you follow me on Twitter (not for the weak at heart), you’d know I predicted this long ago. Shame.

Vernon Davis – Jeeeez, what got into Owen Daniels this last week? Oh yeah, Elway felt the need to trade for a tight end upgrade because of how Charmin soft Daniels has been all season. But still, I’m hearing that Davis isn’t exactly Albert Einstein when it comes to picking up play books, so this may be a long process, or possibly one that never amounts to anything. He’s an interesting add if you’re desperate, but shoot, the two Denver hog wideouts aren’t even both going off due to Manning’s ineptitude, so I highly doubt Davis has more than a decent game or two.

 

Thank you for joining me for another edition of Disgrace/Delight. It’s always a pleasure getting to interact with you, the reader, in the comment section below. Questions and comments are always welcome and I’ll be around all week to go over all the intricate details of your war strategy going forward. Hoping you all have an exceptional week.

 

 

 

  1. Side Dish says:
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    Hi…in a 12 team, 1/2 point PPR league. We are a keeper league that keeps up to 4 players each year (you have to keep one, but you simply lose your draft pick if you keep guys for rounds 2-4). We are only allowed to keep a guy for 3 years, and it is my 2nd year keeping Cobb, Brown, and Lacy

    I have
    QB – brees, wilson
    rb – gore, lacy, blount, matt jones
    wr – cobb, antonio brown, evans, james jones
    te – eifert, witten

    Our trade deadline is today…Would you do? A few people are selling
    McCoy for a 5th round pick?
    McCoy for a 6th round pick?
    Cobb for McCoy?
    Cobb for Yeldon?

    • Teddy Heater says:
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      @Side Dish:

      1. Who do you plan on keeping this year and in what round?

      2. Are you giving up just a 6th round pick for McCoy (Cause I like that) or is there a player involved too?

      3. I like your idea of upgrading your RB, I like Yeldon cause you can get him cheaper than McCoy and he has the better playoff schedule Ind/Atl/NO vs Phi/Was/Dal. If you’re going to finish in the top 2 and you’re not worried about week 14 then McCoy has the advantage. Can you trade Lacy straight across for Yeldon or maybe Witten and James Jones for him?

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        Tehol Beddict says:
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        @Teddy Heater: TEDDY!!!! drop knowledge my brotha! just wore my jersey again the other day. possibly going to seahawks game sunday but i have funeral that day so not positive yet. bummer. was pumped to go.

        yea id def give lacy for Yeldon at this point in keeper

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @Teddy Heater: Hey Teddy, I sent an email on the T-Shirt for the name generator, you never responded.

        Email me at [email protected] if you can. Thanks!

        • Teddy Heater says:
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          @Jay: Jay!!, Doh, I’m STOOP! I had it sitting in my drafts. I work from home, so sometimes my ADD gets the better of me. I’ll shoot it to you now.

          • LT Murray IV

            Tehol Beddict says:
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            @Teddy Heater: Im gonna shoooooot

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Side Dish: Id give a 6th for McCoy no question. yes, id also look to trade Cobb as brown and Evans are the Keepers. not sure what round you took Evans in but id hold him. lacy obviously a no go. if you can trade him for anything id highly consider it.

      nobody else keeper worthy really. let me know and we can continue to strategize

      • Side dish says:
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        it doesn’t matter what round we draft the guys in…

        It’s just 3 or 4 total keepers …if you don’t don’t keep 4, you would just pick in the 4th round .
        No one is biting on Cobb.

        Would you trade lacy for gio Bernard at this point ?

        • Teddy Heater says:
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          @Side dish: Ouch, I think you hold Lacy over Bernard as Lacy has the bigger upside. Look at Lacy’s 2014 he only had 438yds and 4TD’s through 8 games and he’s a bit behind this year with 308yds and 2TD’s. Also this year he’s had 2 games where he totaled 12yds in those 2 games, so really he’s right where he was last year. His second half last year he was 711yds 5TD’s along with 218yds & 4 TD’s receiving. Who’s available on the wire? I’m assuming Starks, White, Andrews, D Cobb are all taken? Cobb’s going to be a hot commodity next week, SMH.

          • Side dish says:
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            The best available on the wire are Crowell, sproles, Rbs are hard to come by in our league . Who would you start lacy or Matt jones ?

            • LT Murray IV

              Tehol Beddict says:
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              @Side dish: UGHHHHHHHHHH. has to be Jones this week against Saints tho. trust me, I hate Jones and had to start him in that dud last week but lacy has officially been benched for homey. its not looking good. he may be hurt. for this year, id consider bernard. but teddy is preaching some real shizz

  2. Foxy says:
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    I missed the past TWO football Sundays being in the Dominican Republic as Best Man in my friend’s wedding Tehol. I know your pain. I impressed upon both the Bride and Groom that if they renew their vows (or something else silly that I would likely be compelled to attend) in 10 years they need to do it in the off-season!!!

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      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Foxy: aint that bout a BIH!?!?!? TWO SUNDAYS!?!?!?!? Foxy, I don’t know how you did it, but kudos

  3. Nick says:
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    Tehol!! Hope your vaca went well…I was proposed this trade, again, after the Az D bye…his Az D & Jordan Matthews for my STL defense…you like? 10 team standard scoring…I would need to drop either Garcon or Joique Bell… roster below (starters for week 10);

    QB-P Manning
    RB-AP/DeMarco
    WR-Amari/D Adams/Garcon
    TE-Bennett
    Flex-Duke J
    K-Tucker
    D-STL
    Bench-T Taylor, Stevie Johnson, Gates, Ty Hilton, D Cobb, J Bell

    Do you pull the trigger on that trade since I need WR depth? Would your drop be Garcon (kind of sick of him) or Joique Bell (who I just picked up off waivers for $2) ??

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      @Nick: or drop David Cobb?

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        @Nick: Bell or Cobb doesnt matter. id probably keep Bell as he finally might be healthy altho I’m not sure what they gonna do with him considering season is over. maybe he gets less touches because of it. either way, Cobb is non factor

    • LT Murray IV

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      @Nick: Nick, my goodman! I thank you! hell yea, id be all over that. Matthews just picking it up and is probably superior option to your 2nd two wideouts going forward. just drop Cobb dude. he aint doing shit. or feel free to dump Bell but at least he plays ya feel meh

      • Nick says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: SO you rather hold on Garcon?? He has done absolutely nothing for me in this 10 teamer but he has a juicy matchup vs NO this week….I was going to wait & see with Cobb but I guess its all speculation & Titans are not that great…

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          @Nick: I’m going to have 6 WRs if I keep Garcon, I start 3 & a flex is TE/WR/RB…

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            Tehol Beddict says:
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            @Nick: i mean i could give a fluck about Garcon but i just see no value in Cobb

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          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Nick: ughhh yea its total speculation on Cobb but Andrews is the guy now 100 percent and i dont see Cobb eating into that for more than a few carries a week. i suppose i could be wrong but uhhhh, I’m not seeing it

  4. Chris says:
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    I have the extremely exciting task of dropping one of these schmohawks for a kicker stream this week:

    Safer to drop Andre Ellington or Andre Johnson?

    Other options are Theo Roddick, Ameer Abdullah.

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      @Chris: Or CJ Spiller… I dont have any great RB2…

      • one more time says:
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        @Chris: I think i would drop either ellington or cj spiller. personally I dont think it matters. if the lead rb goes down this week that’s just sh*t luck. do you own CJ?k or mark ingram?

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          @one more time: again its a crap position haha. i don’t really think it matters either. only big RB i won is Matt Forte. My next best is Ryan Mathews… my WR are great though (Julio, A-Rob, Crabtree and Marvin Jones) i have to try to move one for a little more depth but i don’t want to give up A-Rob.

          • one more time says:
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            @Chris: i dont mean to hijack tehols thread but I take this as an open forum for advice with the great Tehol as the most decisive answer you should listen to. so i would follow whatever he says.

            that being said, your RB situation is bleak and if i were in your shoes I would feel comfortabe moving either A-rob or Crabtree for a RB. Crabtree looks legit and i myself messed up for not accepting a deal with him involved. A-rob will probably net you a higher return on a RB. I wouldnt deal julio unless the deal gives you an unbelievable package back.

            its also very important to consider what the team you are dealing with actually needs. dealing A-rob or crabtree to a team that has Antonio brown, alshon jeffery and say brandon marshall is going to do you no good. dont even bother. target someone who has a real shaky wr2 but alot of rb’s. common sense but most people look right past this.

            i dealt frank gore, willie snead and james jones to a team needing a RB for antonio brown. feel great about the deal (hopefully big ben comes back soon) but no way that deal gets done without frank gore involved as his current rb2 at the time was knile davis.

            sorry i have the day off and am bored. good luck. sorry tehol couldn’t help myself.

            cheers.

            • Chris says:
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              @one more time: i appreciate the help, most of the times i just ask questions so anyone can affirm what i already have been thinking about haha

              • one more time says:
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                @Chris: i agree completley. getting a 3rd party to agree with you is 90% of the time all you need to execute a big deal or make the correct lineup decision. best of luck to you in your league. btw if it’s a keeper league or something you should let these guys know that before you ask a question because that will often times completely change their reccomendations. the more info you give can only improve their advice

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                  Tehol Beddict says:
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                  @one more time: let me affirm you

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            Tehol Beddict says:
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            @Chris: got to do it

      • friar says:
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        @Chris: To chime in with another opinion here (again, trust Tehol’s wisdom above this), I’d probably drop Spiller. Most of these RBs are guys who might have value if they were used more, but so far they haven’t been. However, in the case of Ellington, Riddick, and Abdullah, they’re all coming off the bye, so if there’s ever going to be a time when the team’s philosophy changes and they start getting more snaps, this might be the week.

        • LT Murray IV

          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @friar: FRIAR TUCK!!!! i put your knowledge above mine. You saved Robin Hood

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        Tehol Beddict says:
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        @Chris: id hold spiller. i dont know why, but I would LMAO

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Chris: F it, drop any of them that you please. it doesnt seem like Andre Johnson is breaking out of whatever happened to him so I’m fine with him but if you’re thin at wr feel free to drop the Chronicles of Riddick or any of them honestly LMAO. id cut riddick first tho especially if not ppr.

      • Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: spiller was basically called too stupid to understand the offense about 2 weeks back by peyton. that’s after camp and 7 weeks.

  5. STL says:
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    Gotta sit two of these guys in a 12 man PPR, however much it pains me:

    Allen Robinson @ BAL
    Antonio Brown vs. CLE
    Stefon Diggs @ OAK
    Dez Bryant @ TB
    Alshon Jeffery @ STL

    What are your top 3 out of those?

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      @STL: damn, cuhhhhh! tough calls. but my top 3 are Dez Jeffery and Robinson. no doubt about it. i live this shit cuuuuz

  6. Scooter G says:
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    What do you think about trading Forte for C West? He would help in the short term because he isn’t hurt right now but do you think he could outperform forte during fantasy playoffs as well with all the touches he is getting and a nice schedule?

    My RBs are Forte, Hyde, DMC, K Williams, A Blue

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      @Scooter G: I’m fine with it, but id probably hold Forte as he misses one more game max and West has tough Denver matchup this week anyway

  7. Qbert says:
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    Mr. T! I pity the the fool!

    Hope Hawaii is still going well if you’re there, boss. Quick question…I have Julius Thomas in my TE slot. Trade any of Cobb, Allen Robinson, Mike Evans for Greg Olsen? All 3 WR play for me (Robinson in flex), with latavius and Doug Martin in my 2 RB slots and j hill on the bench….id really like to upgrade that TE spot for playoffs but am seeking your and the elder gods’ advice.

    Also this McFadden workload is ridiculous. Drafted him this year only to drop him first month and was too slow to pick him back up. Oh well, classic fantasy regret!

    Thanks!
    -Q

    • LT Murray IV

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      @Qbert: I’m BACK! very tough call. id say trade Cobb for him but I’m still assuming he blows up at some point and i wouldn’t want to regret that. buuuuuut, id probably still do it since you have two other front line hogs and Olsen could put you over the top. appreciate cha, Q!

  8. one more time says:
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    peyton manning looks like hot trash. I was hopoing vernon would bring a nice security blanket for him and open up the field more. I think after the next 2 weeks we will know exactly what to do with vernon. For what it’s worth, I have a professional degree and i’m not even sure I could pickup peytons offense with countless audibles in one week, so I’m still holding out hope

    *disclosure–> i’m a vernon truther at the moment

    quick question though. Would you rather start blake bortles or brian hoyer for a qb stream this week. my opponent has the bengals D/ST so if i went bortles the matchup may be swayed greatly by hoyer throwing into Bengals D/st or lack there-of

    thanks.

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @one more time: HOT GUTTER TRASH!!!!! yea, i picked up Vern immediately but then i needed to make another add and dropped that ass. i have Barnidge but we shall see what happens.

      hey brah, I’m vern’s biggest fan. seriously, there is no bigger fan than I but something is up and i just dont think the volume will be there for him. but I hope I’m wrong.

      Bortles, Bruh. easy call for me. He lighting it up and ravens secondary soft. ALTHOOOOOO i just remembered Hurns might miss game so that might sway me. my rankings should be up later but check back later in week when they are updated for injuries and shit

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    if you were picking up a TE that you need to be big week 14 and on, would you rather have vernon and hope he learns the offense by then or eric ebron and hope the lions figure out how to play football?

    also, have you been glancing at the d/st matchups for the fantasy playoffs? thinking about adding a D/st that has a nice matchup now before someone else grabs them. KC D/st was just grabbed yesterday and I looked and they have a very soft fantasy playoff record.

    bless the elder gods

    • LT Murray IV

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      @one more time: Laaaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!! tough question. One moooooore tiiiiime, i’m gonna celebrate! shiiiiiit, i have to lean Ebron at this time. Vern hasn’t shown shit in last year and a half and Peyton is bison dung on the football field. I highly doubt vern is dependable asset

      • one more time says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: haha thanks. always have a way of cracking me up. lordy i have this deep pit in my stomach screaming vernon is going to ball out in a few weeks but i also bought into that shi**ty c-michael cinderall story too..

        fantasy football is so stupid yet so riveting.

        • LT Murray IV

          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @one more time: WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

  10. Joker says:
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    Howdy tehol!

    It’s waiver wire wed!

    One of my claims I got Vincent Jackson;
    Hang onto v-jax or drop for one of these:

    – Marlon brown , Chris givens, funchess, mike Wallace, Marques colston, Tyler Lockett, Brandon bolden , Chris Thompson, Chris Polk, Ridley

    My team

    Rbs: hill, gore , charcanderick west, Alfred blue, Lamar miller, jay ajayi and Abdullah

    WRs: demaryius, alshon, Calvin Johnson, lafell, diggs, Vincent Jackson , john brown.

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      @Joker: HOLD MF!!! HOLD! I’m intrigued with FUnchess but that’s it. jackson is worth the hold unless you desperate for an immediate player. if so, funchess is guy

  11. Comatose says:
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    8 Teamer: Was offered Chris Johnson for Jimmy Graham. I’m fine to roll with Reed at TE. Loaded at RB, but don’t hate adding depth. Peterson, L. Murray, Shady, Stewart, Gordon.

    Thoughts?

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      @Comatose: id hold and see what happens. u dont need another rb and Reed is my man but one of most injury plagued players in this nation’s great history

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    Should I start Terrence Williams or Chris Givens for week 10? Half PPR format.

    Thanks!

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      @bobbay: Im very intrigued with Givens and it’s possible that after the bye he’s more involved but who knows. id prob still go T-Willy tho Givens could go long dong on us

  13. Scott says:
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    you like Ertz or Fillmore ROS?

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      @Scott: great question. I have to say Ertz i suppose. but i dont want to. i like Gillmore a lot and had him fairly highly ranked for preseason rankings. but Ertz has more upside and needs the god damn rock, SCOTTIE!

  14. Chicken Dinner says:
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    Abdullah or Michael?

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      @Chicken Dinner: unfortunately i have to say Abdullah who i dont even like. Michael didnt even see the field last week which makes me wonder what the hell he is doing in practice. STILL, if Mcfadden gets hurt they have to play him. still intrigued but i have to say abdullah ughhhh

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        @Tehol Beddict: I feel like if, sorry, WHEN, DMC gets hurt the Cowboys will just sign a new rb instead of going to C-Mike lol

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          @Connor: god youre probably right. i own c-michael too and its been such a joke.

          i had guys offer me ronnie hillman, starks, etch weeks back and i said no. now i feel like a damn fool.

          every year there are players i vow to never own again no matter what the ‘hype’. this year it was doug martin, andre johnon, marques colston, keenan allen… you win some you lose some.

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            Tehol Beddict says:
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            @one more time: its so bad out here right now for C-Mich. ughhhh

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              @Tehol Beddict: michael may have been sick are the newest reports.

  15. James says:
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    Hey,

    I’m 6-3 and on my way to the playoffs. 12 team ppr
    Would you trade my Julio jones and M. Bennett for A.Brown and Olsen? I’m worried about Julios week 14 and 16 vs Carolina defense

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      @James: first of all, congrats on all your successes and may the Elders continue you on your way to glory.

      Im fine with that trade. Olsen is upgrade at tight end and Brown WITH Big Ben is best there is. julio more prone to getting banged up. works for meh, playa

  16. Ralph Lifshitz

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    First, have you seen the Giants play defense? Solid chance the Pats hit the 50 point mark this week.

    Second, Those games were never about Eli they were about the Giants D line and their ability to get after the QB. Considering the G-men are last in sacks in the league (9), I’d say that’s not such a problem this time around.

    Saw the pictures of you and the misses in Maui, looks like you had a good time.

    BTW did your mom and sister’s show you the videos we made at Joe Francis’ sex mansion in Mexico? Mama Tehol is flexible for an old bird.

    • LT Murray IV

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      @Ralph Lifshitz: i dont care who’s on defense. they in the heads of the fun boys. Eli is going for 450 this week and finally exposing that wack ass secondary.

      We had a wonderful time. simultaneous salad toss for hours on end. mesmerizing .

      My mother is a french prostitute named Chloe and yes, she’s quite flexible

      • Ralph Lifshitz

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        @Tehol Beddict: you’re Dr. Evil’s brother?

        Secondary isn’t that bad, no big names but they’ve played well enough. The pass rush also covers a lot of mistakes and Collins and Hightower might be one of the best linebacker duos in the league.

        But I understand it, I’d be bitter too if I went all the way to Arizona and ended up getting cuckolded by an undrafted rookie….. Pats 45-24

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          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Ralph Lifshitz: FUCKING DIE!!!!!!

        • LT Murray IV

          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Ralph Lifshitz: sorry that was an overreaction

          • Ralph Lifshitz

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            @Tehol Beddict: So soft, just apologizing all over the place.

  17. Mike C says:
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    Gotta follow in McCarthy’s directions, or get your ass benched for the rest of the sea-Son! Haha love the Eazy reference

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      @Mike C: hahahah. it just hit me. wish i had more time to come up with better change of lyrics but i was dying hahah

  18. one more time says:
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    would you handcuff lamar miller with ajayi or keep that awful, no good, but “athletically gifted” bum c-mike for the time when DMC likely goes down..

    its not if but when with DMC. but man does that guy look good right now. also, not sure if you watched the game but DEZ looked amazing as well.

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      @one more time: ughhhh, such a tough call. why I’m holding C Mich i have no clue but how the hell is Mcfadden staying healthy. I’m so confused. yes, i watched game. DMC looked like a fukin hall of famer, no joke. and yes, Dezzzzzy is all the way back. I’m so tempted to keep holding c mich……..

      • one more time says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: i know DMC literally looked like an all pro. we all know that bum is getting hurt (feel bad saying that about a player but its the third gurantee in life. Death, taxes, and an injury to dmc in football) i’ve got another question down below i think..

        im getting nervous about jay ajayi. i actually dont watch the games 90% of the time and rely on the good people of razzball to bail me out, but i watched ajayi and he looked good. really good. worried he starts eating way from lamar and if lamar goes down i really think hed be a rb1 type player

        so i’m thinking of flat out dropping matt ryan and roll with blake bortles rest of season. risky. uggggggghhhhhhhh.

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          @one more time: I’m fine with that. Ryan has been so boring i cant take much more. i role tyrod instead of him. its too much

  19. friar says:
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    Welcome back!

    I’ve been riding Carson Palmer and the Cardinals D all season and, while I needed to pick up fill-ins last week (Cutler/Jets), my plan has been to carry one QB and 1 DEF from here on out. Trouble is, the Cardinals tough matchup this week has me nervous about playing their QB or DEF.

    I dropped Cutler to claim Starks, but I still have the Jets D, and I’m debating between holding them for another week to avoid using the Cardinals against Seattle, dropping the Jets and picking up Cousins so I don’t have to use Palmer this week, dropping the Jets for some other bench stash, or dropping the Cardinals D for either Cousins or a bench stash and likely rolling with the Jets for the rest of the year. Whaddaya think?

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      @friar: Friar! thank ya! Cardinals defense should actually be a great play this week. jets also solid play tho. id go Cousins this week tho . think I’m ranking him over Palmer when it comes down to it. he should go off. u could drop jets. i did,. i dont LOVE their matchups down the stretch

  20. Teddy Heater says:
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    Tehol!! You’re back buddee,

    1. I hope you brought home a fancy Lei to hang your nuts from when D-Jax shoots blanks again. Dude said he can’t throw the ball to himself and then went all silent when they asked about his drops, he responded saying he wasn’t the one dropping’em. Dude is such a lil’ biatch, but I do love Cousins this week, especially for DFS.

    2. Funny that you bring up AJ as I was debating on sitting him this week. If Hurns is good to go I think AJ will be seeing pine. Speaking of AJ, I’m trying to get Lynch for the playoffs. I know I’m giving up more but do you think AJ & Forsett for Lynch is the right move with this squad? Non-PPR

    Ben/Carr
    AP
    Gurley
    Landry
    Diggs
    Hurns
    Eifert
    Forsett
    Bench-Woodhead, D Cobb, AJ Green, Stevie J, Gates,

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      @Teddy Heater: HEATA!!!! what’s good!? i didnt see the game. I almost forgot he even played hahaha. another week should get him acclimated and i meaaaaaan it’s the Saints. cousins is top 10 for me and led me to glory the only other week i tabbed him that high against tampa

      WHOAH! with Ap and Gurley? id probably hold Green but you would be STACKED at rb. but Forsett isn’t a bad number 3. unfortunately he’s my number 2 now that Arian went down. ughhhhh. id hold, personally. but i can diggs it if you wanna go that route as ur wide outs are solid

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        @Tehol Beddict: Thanks Brotha! I’m targeting Lamar Miller now he’s got NYG/SD/INDY for playoffs. I wouldn’t be in the market for a trade as I love my team, but Forsett gets SEA/KC/PIT and Gurley has Sea week 16 so I’m just trying to get an edge for playoffs. If it doesn’t work out Woodhead has KC/MIA/Oak which is probably one of the best safety nets I could ask for. I moved AJ for Forsett 2 weeks ago cause he’s not putting up consistent numbers and all the Red Zone opts are going to Eifert.

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          @Teddy Heater: ballsy but i like it. moving AJ for Forsett that is. nobody would make that trade in my league….tho i suppose its not possible because I own them both. Green is killing me ughhh

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            @Tehol Beddict: Phuck it! I offered AP and Forsett for Freeman. What do you think about that? Before you answer here’s the squad………..

            Ben/Carr
            Gurley
            Freeman (if I get him for AP and Forsett) playoff schedule Car/Jax/Car
            AJ (tried to move him but no one bit)
            Landry
            Diggs
            Flex Hurns, Woodhead, Stevie J, Eifert, Gates

            I’m not selling Wolf Tickets, I’m being about my paper mang…….

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN7da5wosO0

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              @Teddy Heater: AHHHHHHH Shizzzzzzz I just moved Forsett and AJ for Ingram!

              Tehol can I send you my Championship Crown To parade around Seattle? Cuz Heat’s trade just clinched it………

              I have a bye for week 14 and 15 & 16 looks like this……….
              Carr v GB
              AP v Chi
              Gurley v TB
              Stevie v Mia
              Landry @ SD
              Diggs v Chi
              Ingram v Det
              Bench: Woodhead, Hurns, Eifert, Gates, Ben

              Week 16 I might bench Gurley vs Sea…….

              Ben @ Bal
              AP vs NYG
              Gurley @ SEA
              Landry v Indy
              Diggs v NYG
              Stevie J or Hurns @ OAk or @ NO
              Ingram v Jax
              Bench Woodhead at Oak, Gates @ Oak, Car v SD

  21. one more time says:
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    so i just grabbed bortles as a bye week fill in but now i’m not so sure he’s just a ‘fill in’ look at his schedule rest of the way
    week 10–>baltimore
    week 11–> tenessee
    week 12–> SD
    week 13–>Ten
    week 14–>Indy
    week 15–>atl
    week 16–> New Orleans

    arent those pretty terrible pass defenses for the most part? i own matt ryan right now and he’s been BRUTAL.
    thanks for your thoughts.

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      @one more time: I’d flip Matty Ice for whatever you can get and ride Blake for the rest of the season! But I’m no Tehol..

      • one more time says:
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        @Connor: trade deadline is over, so it’d have to be a straight drop…

        i also have andrew luck in my IR slot, so not sure what to do.

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        Tehol Beddict says:
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        @Connor: you might as well be. I trust you

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      @one more time: Tennesee has a top 5 ranked pass d i believe unless that was before Saints game. so dont underestimate them, but the rest of that schedule is charmin soft and I feel you. he putting up numbers. we just need to make sure Hurns is playing of thats a minor problem.

      yea, i have Ryan also and I’d say he’s borderline droppable. i just dont understand it. its terrible. yea id prob lean bortles

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        @Tehol Beddict: sorry to keep replying to you but im thinking of cuffing lamar miller with ajayi and a straight matt ryan drop

        i’m always waiting for his “good game” but even in years past he has one or two 30 point games then a slew of 15-19 pointers.. and gets this wrap that hes good.

        so drop matty ice for ajayi ?

  22. Connor says:
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    Half ppr, Woodhead or Diggs? Thanks man!

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      @Connor: this week? woodhead on bye. but prob wood ROS

  23. slippy says:
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    Tehol or anybody else… two flex Qs…

    League 1: Hurns or Lafell? .5 ppr

    League 2: LaFell,john Brown, or Martavis? ppr,

    Also roll with Ryan matthews over CJ2k, because, ya know, fuk the cardinals?

    Go Hawks, i’ll be at the game if you need any batteries to throw or a hug or something.

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      @slippy: anybody else????? this my post, HOMEY!

      1. Hurns if healthy
      2. LaFell safest play but Brown highest upside as i think he has great chance to break one deep.

      uhhhhhh, tough call. probably go Mathews this week with matchup.

      I might be at the game also. have a funeral but i have tickets

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        hahaha. Thanks man. Sorry about the funeral. Hope you make it to both.

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          @Slippy: i think I’m going to hit the game still

  24. Jensen says:
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    ROS you like Jordan Reed over Gary Barnidge? Looking to trade one of them to upgrade at QB. I have Eli and I’m looking to upgrade to Cam or Rivers.

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      @Jensen: yea, i think i do. with McCown in and out of lineup gotta be Reed. Barnidge isn’t shit with Manziel in there it seems

  25. Side dish says:
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    Td only league . Start all players . Total points end of the year wins .

    I have Matt ryan and Eli. Someone dropped rivers , swap Ryan for him?

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      @Side dish: ehhhhh, without keenan allen I’m not loving it, nor is it necessary but id prob still give Rivers a slight edge.

  26. Jerry says:
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    Hey, Tehol! Do you like the Bengals, Eagles, or Pack D for this week? Also, who do you like for ros as well? Thanks!

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      @Jerry: Eags!!!!! Bengals actually have really good upside this week. id take bengals this week and maybe eags rest of season. NOT THE PACKERS

  27. Nick says:
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    So you would rather drop Cobb or Joique Bell and hold Garcon when I will be carrying 6 WRs after i complete the trade for J Matthews & Az D for my STL if I do in fact hold Garcon as my 6th & last WR out of Amari/Ty/D Adams/Stevie Johnson & now Jordan Matthews

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      @Nick: well u dont need to hold him. feel free to chop. I’m just saying cobb and bell are bums LMAO. but either way, you good to go

      • Nick says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Really?! Bums!? I would think Garcon would be the drop there especially since I have quite a few wideouts (dont think I would start Garcon going forward) & Cobb could overtake Andrews, as I think Antonio is the bum! & Joique is finally healthy…but his matchups are not good at all.

        I think its between Joique who has been on waivers for a while before I grabbed him, or Garcon….but I could be wrong on Cobb…ugh

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          @Nick: You know what Tehol, I’m going to go with your call & drop Cobb…just thinking since I’m in a 10-teamer, your probably right about Cobb’s value, at least until he does something…he does have a favorable schedule for weeks 10-14 but I probably would never plug him in at RB1/2 with AP/DeMarco (unless injury occurs) & flex I have too many decent wideouts

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            @Nick: gots to do it, playboy!

  28. Mike says:
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    Tehol,

    Hope all is well. Need some major help choosing my lineup. Lost 2 in a row and at 5-4, so this week is huge. 12 team league, standard and I have the following players: Tyrod, lamar miller, j stew, karlos williams, tj yeldon, duke, amari, mike evans, jarvis landry, lafell, james jones and delanie walker. My opponent has Brady, so I was thinking of hedging and playing lafell. Who would you start for 2 RB, 2 WR and Flex? Right now I am thinking Lamar Miller, J Stew, Mike Evans, Amari and Lafell in flex. Would you try something else? TJ Yeldon, Karlos Williams and Jarvis are enticing as well. Appreciate the advice, thank you!

    Mike

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      @Mike: thats probably what i would do.yeldon has done nothing for me so I’m not considering him really. i would roll karlos williams over Lafell if mcCoy is unable to go. i like Landry as a player much more than LaFell but yea, he’s the option if McCoy is playing

  29. William says:
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    Tehol! How are you Big Chief? Mind helping me out this week? Who should I start in a ten team standard league? I appreciate your help.

    QB-Rodgers
    WR1- John Brown (AZ)? Snead?
    WR2- Fitzgerald? Aiken? Michael Floyd?
    RB1- Ingram
    RB2- Martin
    TE- Eifert
    F-Gurley
    D- AZ? NYJ?
    K-Tucker

    Bench: Lacy, R. Mathews, John Brown, Michael Floyd

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      @William: Will.I.Am!!!! id go Arizona defense. but i guess I’m not early enough to tell ya haha. i like ur lineup with rbs obviously. hard to start 2 Cardinals. also hard to predict which one will have best game. I’m leaning Floyd over Fitzy buts purely how i view the defense and who has BEST chance to score. its impossible to call. but if it WERE me, id probably go Floyd and Snead. but if you want to start Brown, id go brown and Snead

  30. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    no F DAL for not playing christine michael. but since jog DMC (patented by another reader) has never stayed healthy for long we’ll soon see that nearly any NFL caliber RB will look good with that O-Line.
    here’s this week’s picks. i got last weeks to Jay late, but in games we differed in i went 3-2, first week i’ve picked up a game in a while as far as i can remember.

    NYJ
    GB
    DAL
    CAR
    STL
    NO
    PHI
    PIT
    BAL
    OAK
    DEN
    NE
    ARI
    CIN

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      @Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow: i forgot about PIT, i’m gonna go ahead and wait on whether d-will/rapelisberger play to make that choice final or not. feel free to yourself as well (or any other team, i’ll be back on sunday in your most recent post)

  31. S.H says:
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    Tehol, I am in a head to head dynasty league, with 12 teams, and a 32 man roster they can all be keepers if you want. I like to have 16-18 players on offence,the F/A pool is weak. It is a QB WR WR,WR,TE,RB,RB QBflex. Also one point per reception. My Qb’s are Bradford,Foles and Fitzpatrick,Rb’s are Gurley,Forte,Woodhead and Duke Johnson . WR are Snead,Diggs,Marvin Jones,Moncrief,K.Wright,Randle, Strong Dorsett and Perriman.my TE’s are Walker,ASJ and Maxx Williams. Now I have a offer for
    Forte and Fitzpatrick for Hyde and Teddy B, would do that deal.
    Another offer I have is
    G.Tate,Kevin White and RG3, for Moncrief, Randle , Maxx Williams and a 3rd round pick. Would you do that deal. I am not sure what to make of RG3.
    Thanks.

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      @S.H: S.H.!!!! YEs i would absolutely do that deal. on other trade i might hold White and Tate side, mostly because White could be star. RG3 doesnt matter but white might be worth whole thing

  32. Nick says:
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    Ugh, Tehol, I’m struggling with a QB for week 10 & its a straight up lose-lose // win-win situation. I’m between TyGod v. my Jets (banged up for sure) or Peyton v. KC.

    If I bench TyGod & he goes off, I’ll be pissed my Jets are not doing well & will be upset I left points on my bench. If benched & he does bad, Ill be happy about the decision & that my Jets are on top!

    The flip-side of starting TyGod results in win-lose scenarios all around…but i digress…who should I start!?

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      @Nick: yep. i hate TNF!!!! id be a tad wary and maybe just go with Peyton as CHeifs pass d has been brutal. I’m forced to start tygod tonight tho

      • Nick says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Ugh, good luck sir. We both need it.

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Nick: hopefully you went Peyton. this is terrible

          • Nick says:
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            @Tehol Beddict: Hahaha, absolutely went Peyton. That was brutal all around, specifically as a JET fan…we legit gave Rex an early Xmas gift!

            Like nearly ALL Jet games, it made me sick to my stomach…but JETS for life, no way around it…

  33. Nick says:
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    Tehol, you like Desean Jackson or Michael Floyd as a pickup in my 10-team standard scoring league? I’d be dropping Garcon for either & probably would plug them in for week 10. Both guys clearFAAB tomorrow. I only have $8 left but I think I could get one of them for cheap. Or save my money for a different pickup…roster week 10 below;

    QB-Peyton
    WR-Amari Cooper-D Adams-Garcon
    RB-AP-DeMarco
    TE-Bennett
    Flex-Jordan Matthews
    D-Az
    K-Tucker
    Bench-T Taylor, Ty Hilton, Stevie Johnson, Gates, Duke Johnson & Joique Bell

  34. Steve says:
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    Who do you like better as a flex play in a standard: J Matthews or DeSean Jackson? My opponent is starting Cousins so could be good to have a piece of WASH/NO. Thanks!

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