Top 250 Dynasty Rankings for 2020 Fantasy Football

This is it. The culmination of my offseason dynasty rankings. So much culmination happening right now. Are you culminating yet? Didn’t think so. According to my girlfriend (still imaginary), she never culminates. 

I tried my best to warm you up with updated dynasty running back rankings, even while putting my own personal life with Kerryon Johnson on the rocks. Later I whispered sweet nothings into your ear with my updated dynasty wide receiver rankings while insulting Juju Smith-Schuster, again. Then you fell asleep while I discussed dynasty quarterback rankings and dynasty tight end rankings. But I brought you back to life with my top 50 rookies for dynasty leagues. My imaginary girlfriend tells me I’ve been yelling random numbers and football player names out in my sleep for the past two months. Which she says is actually an improvement from the original song I wrote which I’d previously been shouting in my sleep—it’s called Kerryon My Johnson. If you haven’t read enough of my nonsense, there’s blurbs on almost all 250 of the below players buried in the above links. Anyway, here’s my top 250 dynasty rankings for 2020 PPR fantasy football: