Week 13 Rankings have been updated for today’s games for all your roster needs. You can check them out here.
Week 13 Rankings have been updated for today’s games for all your roster needs. You can check them out here.
As Grey pointed out yesterday, I hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving. It's my favorite holiday of the year, mostly because I cook, drink, and football the sh*t out of it. And, of course, it's a day of thanks, so what better thing is there to do than to thank you, the Razzball community? Well, now that I think of it, I should probably thank your mom for that one thing at that one position that happened multiple times... But seriously, the truth is, I've been lucky to be given the opportunity to entertain, help, and interact with all you, and I love it. And all I have to do is fart and d*ck jokes all day long. That being said, after enjoying my extravaganza of a feast (I'd be happy to share my recipes in the comments if you're interested), I will admit... I may have napped too long. When I woke up and saw the ending of the Eagles-Dallas game, I thought I slept right into December. In fact, Romo actually saw his shadow yesterday, confirming that Romocember has arrived early. There was also a Bears-Lions game that was captivating for about a quarter and then there was a Seahawks-49ers match-up featuring Jim Harbaugh and Pete Carroll. And I'll admit, I hadn't seen an interaction between two assholes like that since I watched Requiem for a Dream... | Accuracy | Rank | Experts | Highest | Lowest | Score +/- | Rank +/- | |
| Week 1 | 61.80% | 22 | 134 | 66.10% | 48.20% | ||
| Week 2 | 54.00% | 35 | 135 | 61.30% | 42.10% | -7.80% | -13 |
| Week 3 | 57.40% | 88 | 128 | 67.10% | 44.30% | 3.40% | -53 |
| Week 4 | 56.50% | 48 | 128 | 61.10% | 42.80% | -0.90% | 40 |
| Week 5 | 56.50% | 70 | 131 | 69.40% | 47.00% | 0.00% | -22 |
| Week 6 | 56.30% | 27 | 133 | 63.10% | 41.50% | -0.20% | 43 |
| Week 7 | 59.70% | 33 | 132 | 64.30% | 46.50% | 3.40% | -6 |
| Week 8 | 56.30% | 67 | 130 | 64.80% | 45.20% | -3.40% | -34 |
| Week 9 | 60.30% | 23 | 131 | 66.00% | 46.10% | 4.00% | 44 |
| Week 10 | 57.80% | 68 | 130 | 66.90% | 48.40% | -2.50% | -45 |
| Week 11 | 52.10% | 64 | 131 | 67.60% | 42.60% | -5.70% | 4 |
| Week 12 | 59.10% | 29 | 129 | 66.20% | 42.40% | 7.00% | 35 |
| Totals | 57.90% | 20 | 129 | 59.90% | 49.00% |
Welcome back, my lovelies! I hope the fantasy Gods have been as good to you this week as they have been to me! Yours truly went a solid 6-0 this week, and it seems you are all finally seeing that I know what I am talking about, as I had to battle some of you on the waiver wires this week as well. Remember, Hell hath no fury…and to the person who beat me on waivers for Gray this week? Well, let’s just say I will be very BLOUNT about my thoughts on that. Remember all, I am a girl who gets what she wants, and when I don’t…well… Hopefully your hoopties (rosters that is) are still rollin’, tailpipe draggin, sure the heat don’t work and your girl keeps naggin’ but hey, its Fantasy Football and no one said it had to be perfect or pretty. Kind of like a toothy bj, it may be painful and not very enjoyable, but hopefully there is still some satisfaction at the end. So, speaking of satisfaction, let’s all lube up and get ready for a good time as I bust open Week 13’s Hit it or Quit it.
So, what a wonderful evening of football we were treated to. Not only did we get our (delayed) fill of the "ridiculously unnecessary game of the week" (AKA Thursday Night Football, aka Monday Night Football, aka any game with Tampa Bay, aka any Jets game), we also got an interesting match-up between a hard-to-peg Ravens team going against the division (tied for first) leading Saints. Tied for first with now a 4-7 record. God bless you NFC South. Obviously, the Jets went and Jeetzzed all over themselves, despite coming off a bye and going against a team that a couldn't even practice (which is pretty much the Jetsiest thing possible) the previous week due to inclement weather. But the Ravens and Saints game was interesting in the fact that I'm not sure if the Ravens are actually good... or are they are just doing well at the right times? No clue. And it's really hard to figure out, especially when last night's game pitted them against a Saints team that has about as much of a defense as a certain St. Louis county Grand Jury... anyways, I'll tell you one thing, I didn't go, nor did I participate as much as I should, but I'll certainly be demanding a refund on those free Jets-Bills tickets...