For years I've stated the Fantasy Football is 60% luck. And no Andrews. In the past few years that number has dropped to about 50%, but it really doesn't matter. The point is massive amount of luck goes into fantasy football, because the value of the draft is immensely greater than that of other sports. Go ahead...try winning your league without your 1st round pick. Sure, it's possible, but you're also in deep trouble if they go down early (see: Jordy Nelson owners in 2015). There are so many things that are out of your hands, even beyond the draft. Take WR, for instance. The most talented WR may not have much fantasy relevance, because their production is fully tethered to the talent of the QB. There are few other positions anywhere in fantasy sports that are so driven by the production of another person. Baseball? It's a 1 vs. 1 sport, essentially. Basketball? Even if everyone else is firing up bricks faster than a Habitat for Humanity build, someone can start cooking and shoot 70% for a week and carry your team. Football? I mean, the RB needs a good line, but they can overcome (see: Todd Gurley in 2015). WR? Nope...you need a QB. That is unless you're Josh Gordon back in 2013. Goodness.

Jay has tasked me with writingĀ about FAAB, the player acquisition method formerly known as Free Agent Auction Bidding. I'll discuss who to pay for and how much to pay. It will also be useful for those of you in traditional waiver leagues, because ultimately it's about in season player acquisitions. So use this in conjunction with some of the similar posts you'll see around RazzĀ like the waiver wire and buy/sell posts. Those posts can help inform your FAAB bidding as well. Because after the draft, what remains is roster decisions and lineup decisions. Ā Razzball has you covered for both this year!
We made it folks. You know that because #buttfumble. Yesterday was the last Sunday without regular season football for a long time, and I canāt wait to get this season started. Iām just so excited for what we have in store for you this year, but I could also be excited from eating copious amounts of Guinness (part of an essential and balanced meal) on this wonderful Labor day. Even if itās some strange combination of the two, it matters not, for Football, and Fantasy Football is back. Follow me after the jump to see what we are cooking for you this year at Razzball HQ. Hint: Itās not edible, even though I said we're cooking. I mean, you can eat your computer if you want, but I would recommend unplugging it first. And probably adding some salt. Also... we don't really have a HQ, because this sh*t right here is global. MUTHA F*CKING GLOBAL. (You should probably read that in Samuel L. Jackson voice. Really brings out the best in all things, I say.)
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In what is surprising news for an unsurprising outcome, Sam Bradford finds himself traded yet again, this time to the Vikings. After Teddy Bridgewater went down with 2,398 explosions in his leg, many wondered what direction the Vikings would go. Was it going to be a destination for Mark Sanchez (LOL)? Maybe even Colin Kaepernick? Or as I aptly put it the other day on our weekly Podcast: sticking with the status quo and havingĀ
Despite being the urinal puck of the NFL last season, the AFC South is overflowing with fantasy goodness for 2016. Jump into my fantasy van (Hint: It has no windows) and I'll guide you through the land of elite wide receivers and shiny new quarterbacks. Allow Honcho - your new and most favorite fantasy football bestie to help you navigate the numerous story lines that make up one of the most fantasy rich divisions in football. Can Andrew Luck keep his spleen in one piece this season? Will Blake Bortles remember he's Blake Bortles or will he continue his ascent up the QB ladder? Can Marcus Mariota deliver through the air? If so, who will he throw to? Finally, is $72 million enough to convince you that Brock Osweiler actually knows what he's doing? The suspense is too much! Let's get started. As always, we'll review the teams in order of predicted finish.
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's malamoney's fantasy football rankings. The best thing about rankings and projections is that no one ever calls you out for having absolutely sh!tty projections. It's not until months later when the season is over that projections can really be evaluated for efficiency, and by that time who really give a flying [fill in the blank]. Not to mention, who's actually going to take the time to do so.
Here is my process for generating projections. Step one. Develop a random number generator. Step two. Generate hundreds of random numbers. Step three. Publish projections. Okay, so that's not exactly how I get from point A to point B. Truth be told, I wouldn't be surprised if there were some sources out there that did.
First I calculate my own set of player projections. Next I download between five and ten other sets of projections. Finally I take all of the projections, including my own, and run them through a program I've written that averages all of the projections together. I considered dropping the high and the low scores, but that just seemed a little counterintuitive. Besides,Ā it's not like I'm judging figure skating over here. The biggest pain in the ass is dealingĀ with all the various spellings ofĀ the same name. Odell Beckham Jr. versus just Odell Beckham. Steve Smith Sr. versus just Steve Smith. T.Y. Hilton (with the dots) versus Ty Hilton. And how about Le'Veon Bell (with the apostrophe) versus LeVeon Bell. When the dust finally settles and I've lined up all the edges, I have my projections.
If you are interested in my positional rankings based on projected points, please take a look at my last post,Ā
Welcome back to this weekās āDepp Impactā, where we analyze famous Johnny Depp cameos and how they affected the films he appeared in. Letās start with 21 Jump Street, a surprisingly funny romp in which Depp, wearing more prosthetics than an amputee convention, joined Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum⦠*answers call from Jay* Iāve been informed that this will instead be another Deep Impact, our weekly look at those options deep league players should be targeting. Weāre entering the stretch run for drafting, so letās take another look at some players you should be looking to scoop up in the last rounds before Week 1.
Hey speaking of drafts, there are still some spots left in ourĀ RCLs!Ā Get