Welcome to another Sunday Night Football game, this time featuring the Dallas Cowboys versus the Denver Broncos. Wait, what's that you say? The Broncos aren't…
In a match-up that has featured some really good games, both during the regular season and the playoffs, today's game will try it's hardest to…
I had always thought that spreading the sport of football to Great Britain was seemingly a waste of time. Finally, I can say that the…
So, my friend from college sent me a photo today of a T-shirt. Now, I don't know if it's because he saw my lineup fail…
Please Note: Most lineups in most formats, including Daily Fantasy, will lock at 9:30 AM EDT (6:30 AM PDT) tomorrow because of the London game. Don't…
Welcome to the first RCL update of the year! Please come in, say hello, have some of the complimentary beverages, and peep at how you stack…
Just one more week until the defense makes an impact on The Stats Machine. With four weeks in the books, I believe that will be…
What a very interesting week. Big Ben could be out multiple weeks, Latavius Murray had a great game, Ryan Mathews had a great game when…
During last night's live thread, I queried: Which Michael Vick would show up? The “watch me earn salary I’m going to do nothing to justify” Vick,…
In what will be the official debut of "Don't Give a Sh*t Era" Michael Vick, the 0-3 Ravens travel to Pittsburgh to see if their…
Last week I may have said something like "the worst part is we don't know how these injuries will affect the players' performances". Then Chris…
We are starting to get more parity between teams. My 8-8 dream is dead. #$*%. I’ll get over it. Injuries are the most frustrating part…
Period Accuracy Ranking High Low Percentile Week 3 50.40% 10 out of 20 60.60% 37.00% Top 50% 2015 60.9% 3 out of 19 62.7% 49.5%…
Period Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile Week 3 59.1% 18 out of 134 65.0% 42.1% Top 15% Week 2 53.4% 85 out of 135 65.2%…
I really wish Devonta's last name was Soulman. I'm a soul man would have been a much better title and then I could have linked…
When at the bottom, where else is there to go but up? Well, I guess for the quitters, you can just wallow for a bit,…
Greetings! What a time to be alive! We've all been allowed to witness the glorious gift of the Elder Gods, Tyrod Taylor, make gizzards out…
Ahhhhh Fantasy Football, how I loathe you. Gentlemen and four ladies, we're living in a world where Larry Fitzgerald, Dion Lewis, and Tyrod Taylor have…
After the conclusion of the 2014 NFL season, the clock was on for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who “won” the right to select No. 1…
Hello Razzball! This is the first in a series of weekly articles written by yours truly that will be looking into each of the week's…
In what was an oft-rainy night an Lambeau Field (IF ONLY IT WERE SNOW, WE'D ALL EXPLODE), our long national nightmare finally ended. No, Alex…
After giving away a win to Peyton Manning and the Broncos last week, the Chiefs look to move to 2-1 against the Packers who are…
Ben Roethlisberger was forced from yesterday's game against the Rams when Mark Barron fell onto his leg, bending it awkwardly. While my initial reaction was…
In what is an interesting match-up, if only because we rarely get to see it (I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF IT), the Broncos travel to Detroit…
With the Late Games schedule lacking a bit, uh, what's a good word to use here? Ooomph? Yeah, ooomph. I suppose the prime time game would…
With no other "marquee" match-ups for the early slate of games this Sunday, I suppose I'm pigeon-hole'd into discussing the always "just about mediocre" rivalry…
So, Week 3 is upon us and if you read my post last week, then surely you won your league already, right? That’s how it works…
Greetings! Again… ughhhhh, I'm exhausted after competing in a First Tee golf tournament yesterday, but the show must go on. I can hardly walk, for my…
As I mentioned last week, it won't be until after week 4 that The Stats Machine (TSM) begins including opposing defenses into its algorithm. It…
It's going to get harder and harder to stream quarterbacks starting this week, as the injury plague is officially upon us. Here's hoping that Drew…
I was promised derp, and boy did we get some derp. Sure, it took an insufferable amount of time to receive said derp (three-and-a-half quarters),…
As has been a reoccurring theme this season (and all of last year if you were hanging out with us), the NFC East is known…
Time for RotoLance to rise, and give useful information about players trying to rise and grind through injuries, and grind. Last week, Dez Bryant owners…
Well, I’m confused. This past weekend’s outcome were just weird. Some trash won, other garbage teams looked average; I don’t know what to make of…
Period Rank Overall High Low Percentile Week 2 69.50% 1 out of 20 69.50% 47.80% Top 5% Week 1 62.7% 8 out of 20 72.6%…
Period Rank Overall High Low Percentile Week 2 53.4% 85 out of 135 65.2% 46.2% Top 65% Week 1 56.8% 54 out of 137 62.8%…
You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that…
To the dismay of everyone reading, this I will not be talking about weird things or books about how everyone poops. Protip: Everyone does though.…
Week 2 is in the books. After a week filled with injuries (don't matter in DFS), dramatic finishes, and 108-yard kickoff return touchdowns, it is time…
Greetings! I've just now pulled myself out of the filthy pit of wretchedness that losses from MY Seattle Seahawks and MY Buffalo Bills placed me…