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2015 Fantasy Football
Through the Wire, Week 3: The QB-pocalypse
We're only two weeks into the season Razzscallions and the QB-pocalypse is upon us. Much to the dismay of many a fantasy player, several top…
- Geoff
- September 22, 2015
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2015 Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: SuperCAM
If you didn't see Cam Newton flip over a defender, get hit in the back while in the air, then stick the landing... kind of...…
- Son
- September 22, 2015
- 60
2015 Fantasy Football
Colts the New Jets
In what was another snore fest that Monday Night Football can sometimes (almost all the time) be known for (at least as much as Thursday…
- Jay
- September 22, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Jets vs. Colts
Breaking News: There is a report coming out that states Drew Brees has a torn rotator cuff and will miss the rest of the season.…
- Jay
- September 21, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
The Cowboys Won the Battle But Lost the War…
Well folks, I promised NFC East derp yesterday afternoon, but the derp levels that were given are almost too much to bear, even a day…
- Jay
- September 21, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Seahawks vs. Packers
In what is probably one of the most anticipated match-ups involving teams that made the playoffs last season, the Seahawks travel to the legendary (ALLEGEDLY)…
- Jay
- September 20, 2015
- 28
2015 Fantasy Football
Late Games Live Thread, Week 2
Countless times you and I have spoken about the NFC East derp levels, only because these levels are affecting our lives faster and more pronounced than…
- Jay
- September 20, 2015
- 41
2015 Fantasy Football
Early Games Live Thread, Week 2
Going into Week 2, one could pick from a plethora of story lines to choose from. As the one who dictates such things for your…
- Jay
- September 20, 2015
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2015 Roster Strategy
Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 2: Johnny Manziel, The Return of the King
Greetings! After witnessing Peyton the redeemer, AKA Peyton the Elder, DECIMATE the once proud hearts of Kansas City Chiefs fans, I have two questions for…
- LT Murray IV
- September 19, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
The Benchwarmers, Week 2: The Better Version
Is the phrase, “Back in Black” work here? I’m currently wearing a white t-shirt, but oh well. This is the first of a weekly series…
- Doug
- September 18, 2015
- 22
2015 Buy/Sell
The Stats Machine, Week 2: Heck of an Eifert
I think I have an obsession with stats, and I'm not sure if it is a good thing or a sickness. Every time I look…
- malamoney
- September 18, 2015
- 16
2015 Fantasy Football
Streamers, Week 2: Tyrod Taylor Rubs the Lotion on the Skin
And we are back for another week of the fantasy season. How badly did you overreact this week? If you have Dez Bryant, here's a…
- waterloo
- September 18, 2015
- 22
2015 Fantasy Football
That’s so Chiefs
If you had judged this game by the first three quarters and half of the fourth, you might have thought that Monday Night Football had…
- Jay
- September 18, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 2: Broncos vs. Chiefs
We've now moved on from the first week of football, with all the time in between being spent exhausting profound energy on armchair analysis of who…
- Jay
- September 17, 2015
- 53
2015 Fantasy Football
The Injury Report, Week 2: Dez Bryant Puts Broken Foot in Mouth
Some players are just known for certain things. Dez Bryant's "thing" is being passionate. Whether it's yelling at a teammate or celebrating a victory, he…
- RotoLance
- September 17, 2015
- 27
2015 Buy/Sell
The Max Factor: The Eagle Has Landed
I’ve never seen a more competitive and well balanced group of teams in the NFL than this year. 2015 is going to be the year…
- Max
- September 17, 2015
- 8
2015 Fantasy Football
IDP Rankings, Week 2: Let’s Talk About Snaps
Period Rank Overall High Low Percentile Week 1 62.7% 8 out of 20 72.6% 42.7% Top 40% 2014 57.0% 3 out of 20 58.4% 48.1%…
- Kevin Kumpf
- September 17, 2015
- 28
2015 Fantasy Football
Rankings, Week 2: Do the Deux
Period Rank Overall High Low Percentile Week 1 56.80% 54 out of 137 62.80% 46.30% Top 40% 2014 58.10% 31 out of 125 60.70% 50.60%…
- Jay
- September 17, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Who Are These Guys?, Week 2: Dalton and the Double Deuce
In 1989, James Dalton gave us three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside…
- malamoney
- September 16, 2015
- 39
2015 Buy/Sell
Smokey Says: Head West for Blowouts
Everyone likes running back depth, Jay likes it [Jay's Note: Can confirm, I do like it.], Tehol loves it smothered in onions and soy sauce. You…
- Smokey
- September 16, 2015
- 42
2015 Daily Fantasy
FanDuel, Week 2: Time to Foles
I like writing about Daily Fantasy Football, which is how I got the position of writing about Daily Fantasy Football for Razzball. It all started with an…
- Zach
- September 16, 2015
- 16
2015 Fantasy Football
Disgraces and Delights, Week 2: In the Palmer of Your Hand
Greetings! Talk about a fun Week 1, eh! Well, that is unless you were drilled like a Kardashian sister at an after party during NBA…
- LT Murray IV
- September 16, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Through the Wire, Week 2: My Johnson has a Woodhead
So there we have it, one week in the books and I already hate all but one of my fantasy teams. I mean I have…
- Geoff
- September 15, 2015
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2015 Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: DirecTV Manning
Peyton Manning... or Really High Voice Peyton Manning...? Both stunk up the joint Sunday against the Baltimore Ravens. He, or "they" looked like a guy…
- Son
- September 15, 2015
- 20
2015 Buy/Sell
Hit it or Quit it, Week 2: Green with Envy
Welcome back, my loyal horde, to another episode of Hit it or Quit it with yours truly. Hopefully you are all still alive and well, have…
- Jennifer
- September 15, 2015
- 56
2015 Fantasy Football
Fantasy 101: Eli Spreading His Seed
Hello fellow Razzballians. Now that the season has officially begun, it is time for a paradigm shift. That paradigm shift is hitting the switch from “preseason…
- KVC
- September 15, 2015
- 5
2015 Fantasy Football
Tiny Darren Still Tiny
Granted, I think that was the longest I've ever seen Sam Bradford play, but as I alluded to in yesterday's round-up, the NFC East is…
- Jay
- September 15, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football Live Thread, Week 1
I sometimes wonder how we got through this past Sunday without the innovation and up-tempo musings of one Chip Kelly. While there is a double-header…
- Jay
- September 14, 2015
- 28
2015 Fantasy Football
How Did the Giants Win Two Super Bowls?
While I always say that Sunday Night Football is tacitly known as the premier match-up of the weekend, I wasn't necessarily wanting to lead-off my…
- Jay
- September 14, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Sunday Night Football Live Thread, Week 1: Giants vs. Cowboys
An interesting factoid that you may not be aware of is that since 2009, Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth have called exactly half of all…
- Jay
- September 13, 2015
- 25
2015 Fantasy Football
Late Games Live Thread, Week 1
With the early slate of games nearly in the book, we can now turn our attention to the late games, where there are even more…
- Jay
- September 13, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Early Games Live Thread, Week 1
The season is now in full swing, with the first Sunday of football for 2015 season bringing us a fantastic slate of games. Do you want…
- Jay
- September 13, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
The Stats Machine: Palindromes
"A palindrome is a word, phrase, number, or other sequence of characters which reads the same backward or forward. Allowances may be made for adjustments…
- malamoney
- September 12, 2015
- 19
2015 Fantasy Football
Start ’em and Sit ’em, Week 1: The Elders Have Spoken
Greetings! Totally awesome Thursday Night Football, right? A wretched performance by T-Pain, Bob Kraft's trout-ass trotting around the field like a prized gelding, the Steelers…
- LT Murray IV
- September 12, 2015
- 60
2015 Fantasy Football
We’re Going Streaming, Week 1: Super Mariota
It's crazy, right? The NFL season is here. Your drafts and auctions are done, so it's just time to set your lineups for Week 1…
- waterloo
- September 11, 2015
- 19
2015 Buy/Sell
Smokey Says: Mr Hankey, the Eagles DEF is Poo
Well hello again friends and enemies. We embark on another year of fantasy usefulness here at Razzball, and as always, I am here to shed…
- Smokey
- September 11, 2015
- 17
2015 Fantasy Football
A Gronking to Remember
Even though the pregame show lasted about as long as a soccer game does (with all the appropriate New England circle-jerking, including, but definitely not…
- Jay
- September 11, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
Thursday Night Football Live Thread, Week 1: Steelers vs. Patriots
Technically it's Sunday Night Football on Thursday, but since that makes no sense whatsoever, I'm just going to call it what it is, and that's…
- Jay
- September 10, 2015
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2015 Fantasy Football
The Injury Report, Week 1: An Introduction to the Report
Welcome to the introductory edition of the Injury Report. The Injury Report will be your chance to get caught up on the latest player injury…
- RotoLance
- September 10, 2015
- 11
2015 Daily Fantasy
FanDuel, Week 1: Picks, Pricing, and Preview
Ladies and Gentleman. Boys and Girls. It is almost Week 1 of the regular season, and I just cannot wait. Can you smell that? That smell of pigskin,…
- Zach
- September 10, 2015
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