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2014 Fantasy Football

Rankings, Week 16

2014 In-Season Accuracy: 58.30% (26th out of 127 Experts, 60.70% Highest, 50.40% Lowest). Week 15 Results: 64.10% (24th out of 128 Experts, 68.20% Highest, 53.50%…

  • Jay
  • December 18, 2014
  • 81
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Who Are These Guys, Week 16, Un-BEAR-able

There would be no other proper way to begin this rant than by saying the four words that are screaming to be ejected from my…

  • malamoney
  • December 17, 2014
  • 22
2014 Fantasy Football

DraftKings: Randle’s So Cheap, It’s Almost Like Shoplifting

It seems like so long ago at this point but you remember when Joseph Randle made headlines? No, no silly, not for how he played…

  • Sky
  • December 17, 2014
  • 53
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Waiver Wired, Week 16: Is Your Team Hitting DeMarco?

If you're reading this column, one of the following things must be true: A. You have a team in the championship game and are looking…

  • Andrew Nordmeier
  • December 16, 2014
  • 19
2014 Fantasy Football

Hit it or Quit it, Week 16: A Couple of Shockers and a Harry Douglas

Welcome back, my lovelies!  Here we are at Week 16 already!  Wow, this time has really flown by this season.  Okay, maybe not, but I…

  • Jennifer
  • December 16, 2014
  • 6
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KC’s Review, Week 15: I Hate This Part

I hate goodbyes. I hate when Sundays end. I hate when I hear Carrie Underwood singing “You’ve been waiting all week for Sunday Night.” No,…

  • KC
  • December 16, 2014
  • 0
2014 Fantasy Football

Competent Saints or Just Terrible Bears? Yes.

The continuing saga of the dumpster fire (outside an abortion clinic) known as the NFC South surely has captivated all of us here at Razzball…

  • Jay
  • December 16, 2014
  • 23
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It’s That Damn Beckham! He’s So Hot Right Now!

Odell Beckham Jr. is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell…

  • Jay
  • December 15, 2014
  • 62
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Sunday Games, Week 15: Romocember is Just Getting Started

Last week, I presupposed that a child named "Playoff Implications" grew up, joined the Army, and was promoted to "Major". While that's probably a sexy example…

  • Jay
  • December 14, 2014
  • 111
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Handcuff Report, Week 15: These Guys Again

After a disaster of a suggestion last week in Marion Grice, I'm looking to a couple of familiar names and faces this week. Both Andre…

  • Geoff
  • December 13, 2014
  • 37
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The Stats Machine, Week 15: Bell-ieve

For most we are one win away from the fantasy football Super Bowl. Stop pretending like you aren't amped up and get ready for the…

  • malamoney
  • December 13, 2014
  • 19
2014 Fantasy Football

Betting with Beddict, Week 15: Niners Remains Eaten by the Birds

Last Week: 9-6-1, Season Record: 85-64-2, Lock of the Week: 8-2 Greetings! Another week, another lock nailed by the hammer otherwise known as Tehol Beddict. Below…

  • LT Murray IV
  • December 13, 2014
  • 13
2014 Fantasy Football

Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 15: Feed the Crow

It only took until Week 15 of the NFL season, but it looks like Mike Pettine actually wants to win games in Cleveland.  After suffering…

  • waterloo
  • December 13, 2014
  • 62
2014 Fantasy Football

No Touchdowns During Thursday Night Football, World Nearing End

So, that was an interesting game. If you don't like touchdowns that is. To be fair, we weren't promised anything, and with Thursday Night Football…

  • Jay
  • December 12, 2014
  • 51
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Disgraces and Delights, Week 15: Julio Jones Bathes in the Ancient Gardens of Babylon

Has any one set your gaze upon the mystifyingly glorious Great Pyramid of Giza? Perhaps you’ve often thought about, as I have, about dedicating your…

  • LT Murray IV
  • December 11, 2014
  • 49
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Streamers, Week 15: McCown and Out

Happy Thursday everyone!  Don't you worry your little hearts, your highly anticipated streamer article is here.  Since the Streamer Department is newer staple here at Razzball,…

  • Nico
  • December 11, 2014
  • 32
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IDP Rankings, Week 15: The Replacements

2014 In-Season Accuracy: 56.4% (4th out of 21 Experts, 59.3% Highest, 45.9% Lowest). This season has felt like a warzone on the IDP front, with…

  • Kevin Kumpf
  • December 11, 2014
  • 12
2014 Fantasy Football

Rankings, Week 15

2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.80% (29th out of 127 Experts, 60.60% Highest, 49.70% Lowest). Week 14 Results: 56.30% (59th out of 131 Experts, 63.70% Highest, 40.30%…

  • Jay
  • December 11, 2014
  • 89
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Who Are These Guys, Week 15: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

I wonder if Peyton Manning was going against himself in fantasy football last week? Less than 5 points from Peyton during the fantasy playoffs sounds like a…

  • malamoney
  • December 10, 2014
  • 47
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DraftKings: Locker Here To Shoulder Titans’ Burden

Hrm...how am I gonna do this...*Goes and reads 'How To Sell A Bad Idea For Dummies*. I got it! He's cheap! Yikes, readers and readettes,…

  • Sky
  • December 10, 2014
  • 89
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Waiver Wired, Week 15: Ask Kerwynn Williams

It's the semifinal round in most leagues and it's time to make that late pickup that can put you over the top. Arizona running back Kerwynn…

  • Andrew Nordmeier
  • December 9, 2014
  • 13
2014 Fantasy Football

Hit it or Quit it, Week 15: Son of Jor-El, “Knile” Before Zod

Well, well, well, here we are again my lovelies, Week 15!  We are a’tappin’ on the backdoor of playoff season.  This past week was very…

  • Jennifer
  • December 9, 2014
  • 20
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KC’s Review, Week 14: The Week of Regrets

This week is my week of regrets.... quarterbacks I regretted sitting, wide receivers I regretted dropping, running backs I regretted starting, teams I regretted rooting for, and Saturday... where I regretted drinking…

  • KC
  • December 9, 2014
  • 1
2014 Fantasy Football

Quest for the 6-10 Division Winner Still Alive

You'd probably think this was a hard fought game if you glanced at the score. And you'd be partly right, say 19% of the game…

  • Jay
  • December 9, 2014
  • 57
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We’ve Reached Peak NFC South

If you didn't notice, or if you didn't read yesterday's post, we are now travelling the December part of our football journey. And it's almost…

  • Jay
  • December 8, 2014
  • 58
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Sunday Games, Week 14: NFL Playoffs Looming, Bills and Browns Still In the Hunt. Wait, What?

That's right folks. We've arrived to Week 14, what is tacitly accepted as the starting point for Fantasy Football playoffs for the majority of leagues and…

  • Jay
  • December 7, 2014
  • 52
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The Stats Machine: Week 14, DeAndre The Giant

In many leagues, the playoffs have begun. I hope The Stats Machine was able to help you make it this far. Now it is up…

  • malamoney
  • December 6, 2014
  • 28
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Betting with Beddict, Week 14: Ryan Fitzpatrick Rises Like the Phoenix

Greeting and salutations! Tis I, Beddict, back from a Thanksgiving vacation full of oiled up women and turkey basters galore. I come to you rejuvenated…

  • LT Murray IV
  • December 6, 2014
  • 29
2014 Fantasy Football

Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em, Week 14: Stills D.R.E.

It's Week 14, which means in the majority of non-MFL leagues, it's playoff time.  For some, it's been a must-win week for awhile now, but…

  • waterloo
  • December 6, 2014
  • 56
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Handcuff Report, Week 14: Grice Lightning

Can I tell you that due to the title of this post, I get some of the kinkiest followers on Twitter? Let's just say I…

  • Geoff
  • December 5, 2014
  • 21
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IDP Rankings, Week 14: All Bets Are Off

2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.0% (2nd out of 21 Experts, 59.8% Highest, 46.0% Lowest). Week 14 marks either last the week of the regular season or…

  • Kevin Kumpf
  • December 5, 2014
  • 16
2014 Fantasy Football

Not 8-8

So that's a wrap folks. All the 8-8 jokes... they're over, done, the end is here. The Cowboys have won their ninth game of the…

  • Jay
  • December 5, 2014
  • 53
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Streamers, Week 14: Over the Hill

Hellooooo!  I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving weekend.  I'll go out on a limb and say that you're only reading this if you got into…

  • Nico
  • December 4, 2014
  • 18
2014 Fantasy Football

Rankings, Week 14

2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.90% (27th out of 129 Experts, 60.60% Highest, 49.80% Lowest). Week 13 Results: 58.40% (73rd out of 129 Experts, 71.40% Highest, 48.40%…

  • Jay
  • December 4, 2014
  • 98
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Who Are These Guys, Week 14: Extra! Extra! Reed All About It!

For the past 13 weeks, I have presented you with fantasy football lineups that your league mates might set for you if you got drunk,…

  • malamoney
  • December 3, 2014
  • 47
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Battle Flex, Week 14: Insert Your Johnson/Woods Jokes Here… I Mean…

With the playoffs beginning this week, I want to begin by giving all of you who made the playoffs a big over-the-net high five. *slaps…

  • J-FOH
  • December 3, 2014
  • 25
2014 Fantasy Football

DraftKings: Shades Of His Former Shady-ness

When previewing matchups on DraftKings, it gets a little too easy to be lazy. Just roster the guys with the green OPRK, avoid the guys…

  • Sky
  • December 3, 2014
  • 48
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Waiver Wired, Week 14: Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!

The Internet nearly broke this week when the Cleveland Browns announced they were going to start rookie Johnny Manziel at quarterback... or so we think.…

  • Andrew Nordmeier
  • December 2, 2014
  • 19
2014 Fantasy Football

KC’s Review, Week 13: The Playoffs Are Here

At this point, you are either in your league’s playoffs, or you’re not…. You either won this week and secured your spot, or have already…

  • KC
  • December 2, 2014
  • 5
2014 Fantasy Football

Oh, Jets. Never change.

So let me get this straight. The Chargers beat the Jets 31-0. The Dolphins beat the Chargers 37-0. So apparently by Monday Night Football calculations,…

  • Jay
  • December 2, 2014
  • 70