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Due to “technical difficulties,” the DraftKings Razzball Studio was unable to support having me on the show this week.  We all know that Nick was screening my calls.  He just couldn’t take the reaming he was going to get about David Wilson.  I was frothing at the mouth for this podcast like the end of Old Yeller.  If only there was someone in the fantasy community that has been anti-Wilson since he was drafted!  The David Wilson hot tub gonna be lonely tonight!  All I have to say is none of my teams got that nice little negative 2.10 and Nick is still gonna get it next week.  I mean, the phone system being down then Nick gets to make a one-sentence joke at me to get out of it?  Really?!  REALLY?!  Luckily our resident West Coasters – Editor-In-Chief Sky and Awesome-In-Chief Murph – were able to record their segments on Waiver Wire moves and injuries.  Since I wasn’t able to get connected, as promised an RCL shout out to the top-scoring team through Sunday to Milton’s Street Team in Guru’s Razzbro League putting up 200.78 points led by Colin Kaepernick and Anquan Boldin.  Special shout out to the #2 scoring team Will and the Pirates – my mole in the Nick the Podcast Host League!  I wanted a good friend in that league to be sure Nick’s record stays lower than the Jaguars.  They put up 199.38 led by Peyton Manning and Adrian Peterson; should be a tough team.  Go Pirates!  I’ll have a full article recapping everything RCL coming out tomorrow with the official high-scoring week 1 winner and a look into each league’s early front-runners.

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Razzball Nation!  It’s so good to be back to Last Second Decisions entering it’s glorious third season.

Oh how I love Sunday mornings.  Got the fridge loaded, debating pizza toppings, and watching NFL pregame for like – 8 straight hours.  It’s like what Rush Limbaugh had to do after spouting off some nonsense about Donovan McNabb.  Notice McNabb isn’t bolded!  Oh how I feel I’m growing old…

I know what you’re thinking… Why the eff are we talking Donovan McNabb?!  Man I’m going off the rails.  Rein it in.  Is it reign?  Rain?  Time to get serious!  FACT!  If you’re new to Last Second Decisions, it’s my solution for Razzball keeping you up-to-date on our last minute start/sit thoughts and engaged up to the last minute while others just curl up and ignore the masses. Week 1 isn’t as intriguing as the all the following weeks with last minute burning questions, because, well, the only person questionable is Brad Childress.  Man talk about way too many Vikings references from 2009.  Is the Lake Minnetonka Cruise still afloat, or is Moe Williams having to shit in a plastic bag yet?  At least it’s not a closet, right Najeh Davenport!?

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The Razzball Podcast is back, with the final preview show a full-on smorgasbord of last-minute, up-to-date news and the explanation as to why losing NFL franchises’ fan bases are more obese.  It must be because of all the [Vladamir] poutines!  Then JayWrong decides to start the news with Tim Tebow and Nick bashes the CFL!  Talk about a crazy pod.  Don’t forget we have some spots left in a few more RCL Leagues rounding out our biggest RCL Football season yet.  In the regular season (so starting next show!) I’ll be giving the weekly top scoring team a shout out (top scoring through Sunday’s games since we record Mondays) on air before breaking down the week’s RCL action on Tuesday afternoons.  Only T-minus (AKA Sky’s average Yahoo draft grade) one day until Thursday Night Football kickoff!

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Woooooo!  The Razzball Writer’s League.  I’m excited, but I’d be even more excited if Tehol’s team butt fumbles his way to a 3-11 record.  I mean who starts their gloating in the 2012 recap with a Lady Gaga quote?

Well through the deal of the dice, or shake of the cards, or something like that, I randomized my way into a first pick (see Draft Results here) and didn’t pull anything crazy and grabbed AP.  Sorry Sky’s rankings!  Although I do like Doug Martin 2.  But after that, it was a tough draft being the swing-around and pounding two beers between picks.  Just like Sky said in his Writer’s League Recap, this is probably my least favorite team I’ve fielded (12-team PPR, same format as RCL Leagues – speaking of start an RCL League today!):

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For a fourth straight season, Razzball will be interviewing local NFL beat writers for some actual in-depth football knowledge to shed some additional light on our fantasy football knowledge.  Keep your eye out for an interview for every NFL team through the summer.  This installment comes courteous of Bronco Mike from leading Denver Broncos blog Mile High Report:

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It’s another week of fantasy-previewing with Razzball Nation frothing at the mouth for the season to start, and/or for a hot tray of poutines.  Save that gravy for my big biscuit!  Wow – that sounds wrong.  This week Nick and I preview WRs, talk about crazy Canadian fantasy football drafts (see video below), and other fantasy football notes from the past week.  2013 is nearly upon us!  Don’t forget to start up your RCL League today – where in the regular season I’ll be giving the weekly top scoring team a shout out (top scoring through Sunday’s games since we record Mondays) on air before breaking down the week’s RCL action on Tuesday afternoons.  Eight days away from Thursday Night Football kickoff!

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For a fourth straight season, Razzball will be interviewing local NFL beat writers for some actual in-depth football knowledge to shed some additional light on our fantasy football knowledge.  Keep your eye out for an interview for every NFL team through the summer.  This installment comes courteous of Josh Wilson from leading Indianapolis Colts blog Stampede Blue:

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For a fourth straight season, Razzball will be interviewing local NFL beat writers for some actual in-depth football knowledge to shed some additional light on our fantasy football knowledge.  Keep your eye out for an interview for every NFL team through the summer.  This installment comes courteous of Sharona Sports from leading Tennessee Titans blog Music City Miracles:

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For a fourth straight season, Razzball will be interviewing local NFL beat writers for some actual in-depth football knowledge to shed some additional light on our fantasy football knowledge.  Keep your eye out for an interview for every NFL team through the summer.  This installment comes courteous of Kevin O’Connor from leading New England Patriots blog Pats Pulpit:

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For a fourth straight season, Razzball will be interviewing local NFL beat writers for some actual in-depth football knowledge to shed some additional light on our fantasy football knowledge.  Keep your eye out for an interview for every NFL team through the summer.  This installment comes courteous of Josh Kirkendall from leading Cincinnati Bengals blog Cincy Jungle: 

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For a fourth straight season, Razzball will be interviewing local NFL beat writers for some actual in-depth football knowledge to shed some additional light on our fantasy football knowledge.  Keep your eye out for an interview for every NFL team through the summer.  This installment comes courteous of Neal Coolong from leading Pittsburgh Steelers blog Behind the Steel Curtain:

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The Razzball Football Podcast is back!  With a full tamale of fantasy goodness pairing Nick with Razzball vet JayWrong, the pair rip through Sky’s 2013 Rankings, starting at the top and Sky’s on-the-limb rank of Doug Martin at numero uno.  Poor Sky and his ranks getting picked on at 5:00 AM his time!  Long live the East Coast bias!  Nick and JayWrong shoot through the rest of the RBs going in the first round all the way into deep sleepers, where I even think I heard Danny Woodhead’s name at one point…?  You call that a deep podcast?  That’s a deep podcast!  It probably helps that JayWrong is a big Chargers fan, if you couldn’t figure that out based on the title… Don’t forget to start up your RCL League where once we get into the regular season I’ll be giving the weekly top scoring team a shout out, or hop into the last few spots in JayWrong’s 2nd RCL league that still has a few spots open.

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