I just snuck out of a court ordered gambling rehab facility to write this post, so I’ll have to be brief. After I was arrested for stealing old ladies’ purses from the retirement home down the block to fund my string of Arizona Cardinals’ Super Bowl wagers (a 50:1 lock!), the judge sentenced me to 6 month’s of in-patient rehab. Since I’ll be releasing my weekly fantasy football rankings each Thursday morning for the duration of the season, I’ve decided to throw in some bonus bold Thursday Night Football predictions along with my expertly handicapped pick for the contest:

Miami Dolphins (+3) at Jacksonville Jaguars

Forecast: Dolphins at Jaguars, Fitzmagic at Minshew Magic, beard at moustache, it doesn’t get much better than this folks! Obviously this game will be all about Uncle Rico Minshew. His swag will cast a shadow so big on Thursday night that no other player will even be seen other than maybe Saucy Boi Preston Williams—who happens to be my favorite buy-low wide receiver target following weeks 1 and 2. But back to Minshew Mania: the Jock Strap King will arrive at the stadium 10 minutes before game time wearing nothing but a leopard print jock. Without any stretching or warm up throws, the mustachio’d one with lead the Jaguars on a 69 yard touchdown drive on the opening series. It’ll be all mustache from there except for a series he’ll take off after halftime while recording a track for his new album—see below. So jump on that sweet stache and ride it all the way to a Thursday night victory!

 

 Jaguars 52, Dolphins 20

Wager: Jaguars -3 (1 Unit)

2020 Season: 0-2 (-2.2 Units) after Burrow backdoored our Browns last week

 

Anyway, here’s my fantasy football rankings for week 3 which will be frequently updated until Sunday kickoff:

*If you’d like more robotic weekly rankings with projections, check out Rudy’s Pigskinonator which is available on a 7 -day free trial and then only $17.95 for the full season.

 

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Dan Gadd
Dan Gadd
2 years ago

Morning DT,

First time playing Fantasy Football for a long time. Have stuck to baseball normally. I was asked to join a league by the commish made up of fellow English NFL fans. Couldn’t resist. 10 team league, STD scoring.

Am 2-0. But have lost Run CMC. All four 2-0 teams play each other this week.

QB – Murray
RB – Mixon, Kelley
WR – DK Metcalf , Godwin
WR/RB – David Johnson or Diggs
TE – Waller
DST – Colts

BN – Brady, CMC, Dobbins, Gibson, C Davis (TEN)

1. Who do I start at WR/RB this week David Johnson or Diggs ?

2. I need to make a drop, so I can pick up a IDP player (DL) to start. Who is the drop ? Davis ?

3. Golladay is a FA (I assume because we have no IR spots). He is a must pick up, right ? for Gibson, Dobbins or Brady ? (If I have already got rid of Davis?)

Thanks,

Dan

Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams
2 years ago
Reply to  Dan Gadd

1/2 point PPR, lost Sutton.
Looking to start 1 of the 3:

Golladay
Cole
M.Williams

Starting these in my other WR spots

Parker
Gage

hamtime
hamtime
2 years ago

1. Drop Cohen for hamler?
2. Burned my #1 on m Davis (should’ve gotten Henderson!). Drop Davis for hamler
3. David Johnson for cam? (Have stafford)

hamtime
hamtime
2 years ago
Reply to  hamtime

Just got offered Sammy Watkins for m Davis. Accept?

Linda from Bob's Burgers
Linda from Bob's Burgers
2 years ago

My DJ Moore for his Kareem Hunt?

PPR redraft and I have Michael Thomas, Lockett, Mike Evans, Robby Anderson, DaVante Parker and Jamison Crowder. We have to start 3 WRs each week and only 2 RBs, with 1 flex.

My RBs are Cohen, J. White and B. Scott. He’s got CEH, K. Drake, Chris Carson and Jerrick McKinnon (and Hunt).

He also offered Hunt & McKinnon for Moore & Crowder.

Would you make either of these trades?

Linda from Bobs Burgers
Linda from Bobs Burgers
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

No, he wouldn’t budge on either. Will only part with Hunt and wants Moore or Lockett. I asked for Hunt and McKinnon for Moore and that’s when he countered and wanted Crowder too.

What do you think, should I pass?

Jorginho
Jorginho
2 years ago

drop Stafford for Herbert, better outlook ROS?

miles proudfoot
miles proudfoot
2 years ago

Is Brady a must keep in 12 team redrafts? What do you see for him the rest of the season? Tannehill, Roethlisberger, Goff, Burrow are on the wire. Time to make a change, or perhaps drop Harry or Tate to carry a 2nd QB which I normally wouldn’t do. Thank you!

Jake From State Farm
Jake From State Farm
2 years ago

Thinking about offering Fournett and Slayton for CMC is that a fair trade or do you believe that would upset league mates ?

G
G
2 years ago

Last week I stacked my WR3 and Flex with Jonnu Smith and Corey Davis, benching Preston Williams, and it worked out well. I was thinking of keeping Jonnu Smith in my flex (have Kelce as my TE) and starting Preston Williams tonight over Corey Davis. I know how you have them ranked and you seem to like Williams more than some others, but wondering if I should stick with last weeks plan or hope Preston has his big day in a possible shootout game?? I could also benched Jonnu for both WR but he Had a lot of looks last game. Thansk

Jake
Jake
2 years ago

8 team league, no flex, my RBs are Jacobs and Kamara and I’ve been sitting Aaron Jones. Worth it to trade Jones and Tyler Boyd for McCaffery and JuJu(or DJ). I have Amari, Golladay and Ridley as my starting WRs already So really just gives me more top depth and and takes away the other guys best WR. Worth doing or why mess with a good thing??

Chet
Chet
2 years ago

Thanks, DT! Question: I’m offering DJ Moore, Joshua Kelley and Mike Davis for Jonathan Taylor. The other owner has Akler and McCaffery. Am I offering up too much?

southside dom
southside dom
2 years ago

Standard scoring. Lost CMC :-( and trying to figure out RB.

Which 2 do you like in standard?
JK Dobbins vs KC (Monday)
Josh Kelley @ CAR
Myles Gaskin @ JAX (Thurs)
James White vs LV
Nyheim Hines vs NYJ

Also, which WR for a flex (or any of the above RBs)?
Marvin Jones @ ARI
Will Fuller @ PIT

bobsnyder4210
bobsnyder4210
2 years ago

Thanks for keeping the info coming DT…

Deep (12 team x 20 roster) full PPR with various bonuses…currently have:

RB: A Jones, Taylor, Rojo, M Brown, B Scott
WR: Godwin, Woods, Chark, M Jones, Watkins, A. Miller, Hamler + Campell stashed on IR

Only RBs of note available are Wilson, Burkhead, McKissick, Breida, Bernard, Richard, GusBus
WRs available include B Edwards, V Jefferson, Mooney, Cephus, Borne, J Washington, Conley, Sanu, Pascal, Amendola

Only bench stash at this point, but Hold A Miller hoping for the best or bench-stash somebody else off these lists? Edwards or Jefferson maybe??

bobsnyder4210
bobsnyder4210
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Thanks…I got burned by Miller-Mania last year and I only have him because he was cheap late in the draft. Now that Nagy is looking like he’s signed on to a mentorship with Gase – making the Bears as useless as the Jets, for real-world and fantasy – I’m starting to wonder how and when to exit. I like the player…but players usually can’t overcome stupid coaches…

Steve D.
Steve D.
2 years ago

Drop Pollard or AP for Breida in a full point PPR dynasty or hold?

chris
chris
2 years ago

Hi Donkey, thanks for the rankings. always very good help.

But you sure to start Watson vs PIT instead of Minshew vs MIA?

I have both and have Watson in my lineup, but lately im 2nd guessing.

Please offer me so ease of mind.

thanks,

hamtime
hamtime
2 years ago

Thoughts on tre’quan? Is his shelf life just 2 weeks? Am I better off w hamler or Cobb?

howie2978
howie2978
2 years ago

I have Godwin and Woods at WR and Henry and McKinnon at RB.

Who from this list would you Flex?
Smith-Schuster
Lamb
Moss
Boyd

I’m actually leaning Lamb over Schuster.

Thanks!

howie2978
howie2978
2 years ago
Reply to  howie2978

Oh, 0.5PPR league. Thanks, again!

matt
matt
2 years ago
Reply to  howie2978

I’m benching Woods this week since BUF is tough draw. I’d start both SS & CeeDee.

Starlord
Starlord
2 years ago

First of all, couldnt have been happier that you put in a Marc Rebillet JAM.

Got a conundrum for you – I have the old boys in Matty Ice & Discount Double-Check, and the young gun Minshew Mania Magical Moustache in a superflex league.

Obviously they’re 9-10-11 in your rankings with Minshew being last. For some reason that doesn’t make my decision any easier seeing them so tightly grouped. I feel like Minshew might have more upside than Matty going against CHI, but they’re also just always going to throw the ball. For A-Rodg, I thought people were sleeping on him this year so I’m pretty high on him, and also have Davante, but if Davante sits that obviously limits his upside.

What do you think? I’m feeling some magic for TNF and leaning toward sitting Matty for Uncle Rico but I don’t feel good about sitting any of these guys tbh. Embarrassment of riches, I guess?

Starlord
Starlord
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Fuck it, we’re doin it live. Thanks man

Matt
Matt
2 years ago

hey DT

BAL DEF is on waivers since playing the Chiefs this week. I currently have Indy DEF who are playing well but BAL may be in a tier of their own. Would you spend #2 waiver or hold?

Thanks – at lease it’s not a kicker question!

The Harrow
The Harrow
2 years ago
Reply to  Matt

right now IND is 5th by FO, BAL 3rd. not big enough of a gap to use a 2 waiver.

Nightpandas
Nightpandas
2 years ago

With AJ Brown likely missing this week, I’m weak at wr2 I would backfill with MVS. TreQ Smith is also on the wire

For my 2 rb and flex I have Drake Ekeler Mackinnon Kelley AP Gibson

Got offered CD Lamb for Mackinnon and Robbie Anderson for Kelley…making either of these or staying out? I am 0-2 but feel I have a decent team.

14 team std

Nightpandas
Nightpandas
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Also got offered C Davis and Goddert for Mackinnon…my TE is Henry…I think the Lamb deal is better

Matt
Matt
2 years ago

Hey DT

BAL DEF is on waivers since they’re playing KC this week. Would you use #2 waiver on them? I currently have Indy who are good but I feel like BAL is in their own tier.

Thanks- at least its not a kicker question!

Pound4Pound
Pound4Pound
2 years ago

Great write up. In a PPR league and my 2 RBs are Ekeler and Chubb. WR’s are DK and OBJ. Bench is Kelley, Edelman, Kupp and McKinnon. Been using Kupp as my flex but this week I have a lot of choices. Who should I use as my flex?
Thanks!

bobsnyder4210
bobsnyder4210
2 years ago

Hay again DT…

So talk me down here on this lineup…this morning it was M Ryan, DJ Moore, DJ Chark, Ekeler, Drake, J Robinson, Hurst and I was pretty OK with that. Lost Chark, stashed him on IR, picked up Cole. Thoughts on a couple things if you would…

1) could play Cole, Woods (but…Tre’Davious White) or Boyd (meh) as the second receiver
2 ) could play Hunt instead of Robinson
3) could do any of those things (except play Cole), drop Cole back and stream in Tannehill for Ryan

So many choices and so little brain power here on my end. Thoughts??

bobsnyder4210
bobsnyder4210
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Thanks, man…that’s pretty much what every ranking list, set of projections and start/sit tool has been telling me, but I just wanted one more confirmation…this is the league where I fell to 0-2 last week by 8 pts because I lost Barkley mid-game and didn’t play Hunt over Barkley, Drake or Ekeler (go figure). So I need this one.

Ludicrous Speed
Ludicrous Speed
2 years ago

Ertz or Higbee ROS half ppr?
Thx.

howie2978
howie2978
2 years ago

Hurst or Gesicki this week? ROS? 0.5PPR league

Russowl
Russowl
2 years ago

10 team non ppr 10 bonus points @ 100 rushing and or receiving. Would you do anything different with my lineup this week ? 49ers D also available

Qb -dak
Wr-D.Parker
Wr-obj
Rb-chubb
Rb-J Taylor
Te- Goedart
W/r -scary terry
W/r/t -Julio Jones
Bn.
K. Johnson
McKinnon
M.Davis
E. Sanders
Swift
Gibson
Hooper
D COLTS
K lutz

IR BELL and Lindsay
Def-Colts

Russowl
Russowl
2 years ago

All right I like it when you agree with me lol thanks a lot

Jah
Jah
2 years ago

love Rebillet!

DT with Chark gone i have Boyd, Fuller and Shenault on my bench to sub in. They all have question marks. What’s the smart move here?

Jah
Jah
2 years ago
Reply to  Jah

actually let me put it like this….2 WR’s to fill with Slayton, Boyd, Fuller and Shenault

Shopgurrrl
Shopgurrrl
2 years ago

Trying to decide on my starters for week 3 at WR, RB, and Flex. My thought was:

RB: Dalvin Cook
RB: Nick Chubb
WR: OBJ
WR: DK Metcalf
Flex: Diontae Johnson

But other possible subs for any of those are:
-Antonio Gibson
-AJ Green
-Darius Slayton
-Joshua Kelley

What do you think, DT? (12 teams, 0.5 PPR)

hamtime
hamtime
2 years ago

1. Mike Davis over David Johnson this week? I also have Cohen, which could be a mistake altogether.

2. Cohen or the likes of Samuel, hamler

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
2 years ago

which 2 out of j.cook, p-will, t.smith. the consensus top FP rankers for PPR say bench t.smith (i can slot goedert in TE slot, 2 flexes besides)

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
2 years ago

ok, you say bench cook. that total tonight moved up from 44 to 48.5 but i doubt they don’t go over that. JAX horrible D (31st vs pass, much better vs run) and MIA is 31st or worse at pass and run. i’m playing minshew over watson (somebody else had this above, FP has them back to back like you do too with watson 1 spot higher. but chance of PIT just completely destroying watson looms too high for me)

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

i benched cook

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
2 years ago

p-will needs more targets obv, but it is nice to see gaskin/parker being used constantly (have both in numerous spots, also p-will). gaskin mostly benched except for spots where i’m in bad shape at RB in general (mostly KJ and/or l.bell related, or owned howard and nabbed gaskin after week 1)

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

this is what i get for starting minshew on a week that isn’t watson’s bye. MIA’s league worst through 2 weeks def looking pretty good, plus we got conley dropping balls all over the place. he wouldn’t have caught that TD even if it was possible for him to.

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
2 years ago

also o’shaugnessy not having any idea of a short pass isn’t helping. even though it’s true that players are playing for their next year jobs (and this year’s); the stuff that happened in major league (the movie) is super rare. when owners/management intend to lose, that shit filters downward and people usually play down to that. go watch PIT (MLB)’s defense, the effort, not the talent. people check out. not all of them and not all the time, but it doesn’t take much of that for a whole team to be an utter mess, like JAX here having 7 points with around 1/8th of the game to go at home vs the league’s worst D (they appear to be about to score, but at best 15 points)

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
2 years ago

could be argued since thurs i should’ve just dodged this entirely if it was close (which i thought watson vs minshew was).

Russowl
Russowl
2 years ago

Gesicki is free . Would have to drop Jared cook and Kerryon Johnson in order to get him .
10 team standard

Russowl
Russowl
2 years ago
Reply to  Russowl

Have crowder on ir but not out yet .why I would have to drop 2

Mantis Tobaggan MD
Mantis Tobaggan MD
2 years ago
Reply to  Russowl

KJ nobody needs to own in 10 teamers. even in 12’s you could drop then add again later when crowder gets his out tag again.

Russowl
Russowl
2 years ago

Yeah Not afraid to drop kerryon even though we go with two flexes in a very deep bench with no good running backs on the wire but what I was saying is I would have to drop Jared cook too but too late now

The Harrow
The Harrow
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

this is true, HOWEVER, IF you input your claims BEFORE tues at around 11 am or just before you CAN leave the guys that were “out” and might be again in a few days in the IR slots. getting ahead of this is a big deal sometimes.

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
2 years ago

the “got away from gase all stars” update. players that didn’t do much till they got away from gase’s awfulness. in a year or 2 we might be able to add darnold to this too making it a super flex possibly drafted team (darnold made what if mahomes did it the entire league would be raving about it throw last week under duress too)
QB tannehill (yep, the data on this continues good)
RB: drake (oh yeah, possibly the MVP of this), l.miller (had 2 useful years at HOU when allowed to get carries while healthy, not at MIA with gase though)
WR: parker (last year and even while not healthy yet this year, yep), r.anderson (our newest member, and it didn’t take long getting away from gase)

others that’ll probably get added to this within 2 or so years or whenever NYJ themselves decide to become part of these all stars: mims, l.bell (outside shot since age and he might not count since he was already a superstar BEFORE gase), perine, perriman (probably can’t count since he broke out at TB last year pre-gase), darnold

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
2 years ago

herdon could be added to the “others” group too

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
2 years ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

we’d have said that same thing after MIA though (inertia takes a while to change, like that seinfeld relationships ending line about it’s like rocking over a soda machine, it takes a few pushes to tip it all the way)

Jake
Jake
2 years ago

Aaron Jones or Josh Jacobs ROS? Jacobs seems like such a huge part of that offense.
thanks!!

William Keogh
William Keogh
2 years ago

Christian Kirk is ranked better than Isabella. But Kirk is out and Isabella is the deep speed this week.

Russowl
Russowl
2 years ago

Who do you like it more as a bench stash Non-PPR 10 team

Hamler or Pittman ?