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Look people, you try to make a pun out of “Ark”… Regardless, it appears that the top AFC teams coming out of the halfway point in the 2016 season are the usual New England Patriots and the… Oakland Raiders…? I honestly wish I knew why this was happening. I… I think the sun is starting to set on where I live, and I mean that in the most figurative way possible, because, you know, daylight savings time. But this is indeed a strange world we live in. The Oakland Raiders, led by the one Carr brother that’s actually not bad, Amari Cooper, and Latavius “I’ll always be 3/4 of an elite back” Murray, have managed to find themselves in first place in the AFC West with an impressive 5-0 record on the road. Because honestly, the only things that do well in Oakland are bails bondsman, and, you know, gentrification. Progress I guess. But wouldn’t it be great if the Raiders could be added that list? As a totally-not-biased-at-all-trust-me Chargers fan (and I’m throwing up a little in my mouth right now typing this), but it’s a shame that the Raiders have a solid chance to have a pretty great year, and it’s being overshadowed with rumors of the team possibly moving. And we’re talking about a post-Los Angeles not being able to be used as leverage timeline that we’re in, and Mark Davis is still able to do this. Maybe they’ll move to a magical place… called Houston. I don’t think there’s a team there… Listen, my life receives no benefit for suggesting such a radical idea as rooting about a specific aspect for a franchise that, at times, was the black eye (literally too!) of the league, but I did it anyways. A Chargers fan speaking kindly of the Raiders? Truly, the end is nigh.

Here’s what else I saw during yesterday’s Week 9 Sunday games…

 

Matt Asiata9 CAR, 27 YDS, 3.0 AVG, 8 LONG and 2 REC, 14 YDS, 7.0 AVG, 9 LONG, 2 TGTS. I see the Vikings offensive line remains as effective at run blocking as a condom that’s been chewed on by a rottweiler.

Nelson Agholor (4 REC, 41 YDS, 10.3 AVG, 23 LONG, 7 TGTS) & Trey Burton (3 REC, 55 YDS, 18.3 AVG, 32 LONG, 3 TGTS) & Ryan Mathews (5 CAR, 15 YDS, 3.0 AVG, 1 TD, 8 LONG and 1 REC, 0 YDS, 1 TGTS) & Wendell Smallwood (2 CAR, 25 YDS, 12.5 AVG, 19 LONG) & Bryce Treggs (2 REC, 69 YDS, 34.5 AVG, 58 LONG, 4 TGTS) – What are the Eagles doing with all the money they are saving by not having any wide receivers or running backs? The world deserves to know.

Jay Ajayi24 CAR, 111 YDS, 4.6 AVG, 1 TD, 20 LONG and 3 REC, 19 YDS, 6.3 AVG, 10 LONG 4 TGTS. This Ajayi kid is pretty good at this football thing. Who would’ve thought? (Pssst, hint, Rudy’s Pigskinator saw this coming.)

Gary Barnidge3 REC, 23 YDS, 7.7 AVG, 9 LONG, 3 TGTS. Never rely on Browns not to go full Brown. At best, they’ll go burgandy, and at worst, they’ll go, uh, what’s the opposite of burgandy? Like… antique yellow?

Odell Beckham Jr.4 REC, 46 YDS, 11.5 AVG, 2 TD, 26 LONG, 10 TGTS. Watching Beckham play is like when we’d all play flag football in grade school and there was always that one kid who was like way, way more athletic than everyone else in the class and he’d just smoke everyone. LeBron James would probably be another example of this.

Le’Veon Bell14 CAR, 32 YDS, 2.3 AVG, 13 LONG and 6 REC, 38 YDS, 6.3 AVG, 12 LONG, 9 TGTS. Remember when we thought the Steelers would be a dominant force this season? That was cute.

Blake Bortles22/41, 252 YDS, 6.1 AVG, 2 TD, 1 INT, 78.5 RTG and 6 CAR, 54 YDS, 9.0 AVG, 26 LONG. Jacksonville should change their name to JOKEsonville, amiright folks? Or JacksOFFville? I’ll leave the room now…

Dez Bryant1 REC, 19 YDS, 19.0 AVG, 19 LONG, 4 TGTS. Dez hates you and everything you stand for. That is all.

Derek Carr20/31, 184 YDS, 5.9 AVG, 80.6 RTG and 4 CAR, 3 YDS, 0.8 AVG, 6 LONG. Is Derek Carr the only white guy on the Raiders? Another interesting fact, the Texans passed on Carr.

Corey Coleman3 REC, 41 YDS, 13.7 AVG, 18 LONG, 7 TGTS. The Factory of Sadness churns out some pretty solid products if you’re into sarcasm.

Amari Cooper6 REC, 56 YDS, 9.3 AVG, 21 LONG, 8 TGTS. I guess Denver’s defense can hang with Mister Cooper. (I’ll show myself out.)

Ezekiel Elliott18 CAR, 92 YDS, 5.1 AVG, 2 TD, 15 LONG and 1 REC, 5 YDS, 5.0 AVG, 5 LONG, 1 TGTS. I wonder if Elliot rides his bicycle around Dallas with Beasly in the basket wrapped up in a blanket?

Zach Ertz8 REC, 97 YDS, 12.1 AVG, 30 LONG, 8 TGTS. Oh hey, Zack Ertz has decided he’s no longer bad.

Ryan Fitzpatrick17/28, 193 YDS, 6.9 AVG, 1 TD, 2 ING, 63.5 RTG and 3 CAR, 26 YDS, 8.7 AVG, 14 LONG. So can we blame the entirety of Harvard for this?

Joe Flacco18/30, 241 YDS, 8.0 AVG, 1 TD, 1 INT, 82.8 RTG and 3 CAR, 12 YDS, 4.0 AVG, 14 LONG. I’m a big fan of never throwing the football past 10 yards, so I feel like Flacco and I would get along great. An elite friendship, if you will.

Melvin Gordon32 CAR, 196 YDS, 6.1 AVG, 1 TD, 47 LONG and 4 REC, 65 YDS, 16.3 AVG, 35 LONG, 4 TGTS. Reservedly hopeful seems to be about right with this team. I mean, until soul-crushing sadness.

DeMarco Murray14 CAR, 51 YDS, 3.6 AVG, 1 TD, 13 LONG and 7 REC, 29 YDS, 4.1 AVG, 10 LONG, 7 TGTS. I knew Murray and the Titans power running game would be a threat against the Chargers. The real question is: did Mike McCoy know this as well? DOUBTFUL.

Mark Ingram15 CAR, 158 YDS, 10.5 AVG, 1 TD, 75 LONG and 2 REC, 13 YDS, 6.5 AVG, 1 TD, 8 LONG, 2 TGTS. I see the 49ers defense is about as strong as wet toilet paper. As a professional paper analyst, I can see it’s just one-ply. (Jed York hogs the tri-ply for himself.) As for the Tim Hightower (23 CAR, 87 YDS, 3.8 AVG, 1 TD, 9 LONG and 1 REC, 15 YDS, 15.0 AVG, 15 LONG, 1 TGTS) dilemma, I’m still going to continue to advocate for Ingram here. Talent always wins out, even with stubborn and idiotic coaches.

Rashad Jennings11 CAR, 26 YDS, 2.4 AVG, 6 LONG and 3 REC, 13 YDS, 4.3 AVG, 5 LONG, 3 TGTS. Think about what you’re feeling here. Is it shame? I’m pretty sure it’s shame.

Duke Johnson Jr.5 CAR, 30 YDS, 6.0 AVG, 9 LONG and 2 REC, 16 YDS, 8.0 AVG, 9 LONG, 2 TGTS. The Browns are just so bad at football, I feel actual human pity for them.

Cody Kessler19/27, 203 YDS, 7.5 AVG, 1 TD, 104.4 RTG and 2 CAR, 11 YDS, 5.5 AVG, 8 LONG. Let’s see if Kessler can run in less than 12 parsecs. Yeah, nevermind, we all know the answer.

Andrew Luck23/36, 281 YDS, 7.8 AVG, 1 TD, 2 INT, 74.0 RTG and 7 CAR, 15 YDS, 2.1 AVG, 7 LONG. Cause of career death: Luck, Andrew: Willful negligent homicide by employer.

Eli Manning22/36, 257 YDS, 7.1 AVG, 4 TD, 2 INT, 96.6 RTG and 2 CAR, -4 YDS, -2.0 AVG, -1 LONG. Well, looks like Eli did all of his homework during the bye and he did show some fire in his eyes yesterday, so I bet his mom threw out his Legos. No juice boxes either. Tough life.

Jerick McKinnon7 CAR, 8 YDS, 1.1 AVG, 4 LONG. So the Vikings just suck now? Is that what’s happening? Or should we just limit this to McKinnon? Why not both!

Ty Montgomery3 REC, 38 YDS, 12.7 AVG, 18 LONG, 3 TGTS and 7 CAR, 53 YDS, 7.6 AVG, 24 LONG. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LAND ON YOUR SICKLE CELL MONTGOMERY! WE NEED YOU!

Latavius Murray20 CAR, 114 YDS, 5.7 AVG, 3 TD, 42 LONG and 1 REC, 13 YDS, 13.0 AVG, 13 LONG, 1 TGTS. Keep this up Murray, and there won’t be any more stabbings in the Coliseum for weeks at a time!

Terrelle Pryor Sr.5 REC, 47 YDS, 9.4 AVG, 1 TD, 16 LONG, 7 TGTS. Not a bad performance, soooo with the Browns handicap, that means he’s the number one receiver this week, right?

Aaron Ripkowski – 2 CAR, 4 YDS, 2.0 AVG, 2 LONG and 1 REC, 3 YDS, 3.0 AVG, 3 LONG, 1 TGTS. New white guy in the backfield for the Packers? No need for viagra in Green Bay this week folks…

Philip Rivers24/33, 275 YDS, 8.3 AVG, 2 TD, 117.6 RTG and 3 CAR, -3 YDS, -1.0 AVG. Rivers really defies all laws of physics. No wonder he can defend being a Republican.

Aaron Rodgers26/43, 297 YDS, 6.9 AVG, 3 TD, 1 INT, 94.8 RTG and 6 CAR, 43 YDS, 7.2 AVG, 21 LONG. Cause of career death: Rodgers, Aaron – Suicide from depression caused by Mike McCarthy.

Sterling Shepard3 REC, 50 YDS, 16.7, 1 TD, 32 LONG, 6 TGTS. “And a Shepard shall lead them.” – Something that is (probably) in the Bible.

Darren Sproles13 CAR, 57 YDS, 4.4 AVG, 17 LONG and 3 REC, 14 YDS, 4.7 AVG, 6 LONG, 9 TGTS. Tiny Darren is kind of amazing when you think about how long he’s been in the league and how much he’s been able to accomplish with the body frame of a bee. Would anyone be surprised if Jerry Jones traded Dak Prescott (21/27, 247 YDS, 9.1 AVG, 3 TD, 141.8 RTG and 4 CAR, 20 YDS, 5.0 AVG, 13 LONG) for Tiny Darren so he can grind his bones down and process them for a rejuvenating youth tincture for Tony Romo? I mean, we have a presidential candidate who deals in witchcraft (+59 crooked agility, +26 lying mana), so let’s not rule out something that’s completely possible. You never know with these elites…

Golden Tate – 11 REC, 79 YDS, 7.2 AVG, 1 TD, 28 LONG, 12 TGTS. I saw Jim Caldwell clap and kinda gyrate his hips after Tate’s game-winning catch. The only explanation that’s feasible? He must have been rolling on molly.

Carson Wentz27/47, 364 YDS, 7.7 AVG, 2 INT, 64.5 RTG and 4 CAR, -4 YDS, -1.0 AVG, 3 LONG. Carson Wentz was in full-on “Just having fun out there” mode yesterday, never a good thing. But since it’s Philly. he was a bust the moment his name was called.

Mike Wallace4 REC, 124 YDS, 31.0 AVG, 1 TD, 95 LONG, 6 TGTS. I miss this Wallace. Wish he wouldn’t go on vacation every other week…

Terrance West15 CAR, 21 YDS, 1.4 AVG, 9 LONG and 1 REC, 6 YDS, 6.0 AVG, 6 LONG, 3 TGTS. I know there’s a joke in there that I can’t quite taste.

Jason Witten8 REC, 134 YDS, 16.8 AVG, 1 TD, 35 LONG, 10 TGTS. Witten, you beautiful son of a b*tch you.

 

Final Thought

LOL. AFC North derp is the only derp that comes close to NFC East derp. I submit Exhibit A…

 

 

  1. squatcobbler says:
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    you’re not very good at this.

  2. Zandy says:
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    Up 15 after the 4pm games…. All he has is Latavius vs Denver… Shouldn’t be a problem… Wrong! Just ridiculous. Need a monster from Jimmy Graham. Ugh

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Zandy: Hmm, not impossible. We’ll see though.

  3. bob barker says:
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    I’m in need of a Monday night miracle tonight, need fantasy vibes tonight , however I’m looking at the verge of losing

    It’s a .5 ppr league

    I’m down 12 points.

    He has Seattle D

    However I still have doug Baldwin + Preston brown

    With him having the defense it almost seems like an impossible hurdle lol

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @bob barker: Vibes sent! It could work, it’ll be threading the needle though.

      • bob barker says:
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        @Jay:

        Thanks ! lol it’ll be certainly on the edge of my seat kind of game

        Looking at week 10 I’ll have Hilton & moncrief on byes

        We start 3 WRs would you go Hopkins, Emmanuel sanders + Doug Baldwin ?

        Thoughts of Paul Perkins ROS? I added him as a speculative add but looking at the stats he did better than Jennings, is Perkins the one to own there?

        For flex for week 10 I’m thinking of Jeremy hill who faces g men. How are the Giants vs the run?

        • bob barker says:
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          @bob barker:

          Stay with LInebacker Preston brown or go with either KJ Wright, earl Thomas, or Ronald Darby?

          I could go with a Seattle defensive player but I don’t want the Seattle D to do good tonight lol

          • Jay

            Jay says:
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            @bob barker: I like Earl Thomas, but I’ll be honest, IDP is not really my thing.

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @bob barker: yeah, he’s worth checking out. I was high on Jennings, but that obviously didn’t pan out.

  4. MJP says:
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    12-team Half-PPR

    1) Is it time to move on from McKinnon? He seems to be a physical beast, but nonetheless a terrible
    RB…

    2) I haven’t had a reliable TE all year – could you rank Brate, Fiedorowicz, Barnidge, Bennett, and
    Fleener for ROS (I have them in that order). Was thinking of carrying Brate and Fiedorowicz since
    their matchups the rest of the way seem pretty complimentary.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @MJP: I think moving away from McKinnon is totally fine. I would agree with your order on TEs there. Fleener maybe a lil higher.

    • Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey says:
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      @MJP: he might be on the RB-named-after-a-car-that-was-itself-named-after-a-girl career trajectory (c.michael). he’s doing fine finally. MIN’s o-line is straight up shit. go take a look at AP’s stats since like the last 5 weeks of last year and the one he played fully this year.

  5. John says:
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    Four days ago I traded Matt Forte for Devantae Booker, and I am actually regretting that trade right now. Did I really lose that trade?

    • Brian says:
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      @John: Yea I was holding this Booker guy and really thought I had something special as well damn was I wrong. Good news is that it didn’t cost me Forte ouch

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @John: not yet. But I think we’ll know more this next week. Semian didn’t do him any favors.

  6. Dave says:
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    Soon sell Brandon Marshall? I don’t even know what I can get for him but he’s been horrible

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dave: yeah, maybe go for another buy low. Cobb maybe. Tough situation.

  7. Brian says:
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    Cant wait for another exciting week of NFL football I am certainly seeing why ratings are down. This week I get to play against the Mike Evans owner that will be fun watching Winston repeatedly throw to Evans like 30 times per game. What I dont understand is that everyone knows this is happening but the defense their playing against or do they ? I was thinking that maybe they do but this NFL thing has become a show maybe like a soap opera ? I am in 3 leagues with winning records in each league so I am not complaining because I am doing bad I am only stating the obvious. NFL is getting really hard to watch…

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Brian: yeah, Mike Evans is pretty hard to cover, but I find myself wondering the same thing.

  8. Mike says:
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    Roster:
    QB – Newton/Rodgers
    RB – McCoy/Johnson/Barber/Dixon/Morris
    WR – Fitz/Wallace/Boldin/Jackson
    TE – Olsen

    Have been offered Ingram/Hightower/Smith Sr. for Fitz/Jackson. Thoughts?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Mike: I like that trade for you. I’d want Ingram here.

  9. Rice says:
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    Would you rather lose Forte, Gore, or Ingram?

    Would you rather gain Greg Olsen or Eifert?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Rice: Gore and Olsen are my answers.

      • Rice says:
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        @Jay: Thank you!

        And looking ahead to week 11: Cousins at home vs. MIN….. or ….. Eli at home vs. CHI?

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Rice: I think Eli looks real tempting there.

  10. Scott says:
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    So glad I sat Latavius for Terrence West. So. Glad.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Scott: yeah, it seems teams have figured out Denver’s defense… just run on em.

      • William Hung says:
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        @Jay: Looks like both early darling defenses (Broncos and Vikings) are slowly cracking behind bad offenses. It’s time to stream ’em!

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          Jay says:
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          @William Hung: yeah, those defenses have been dreadful and are giving zero reason for other teams to respect their run games.

  11. sh says:
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    Jay I am in a 12 team 35 player keeper league including IDP. I cam currently sitting in last place. Oh ya it is a PPR, Would you deal your Lamar Miller for K.Allen and P.Perkins. I

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @sh: I think it’s a good move going long term. I like it.

  12. Nightpandas says:
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    Who do you like better down the stretch (.5 ppr)

    Ivory (dropping Yeldon)

    Fedoriwicz or Ertz (dropping Barnidge)

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Nightpandas: yeah, with you here, going Ivory and Ertz. FEdor is close though.

  13. William Hung says:
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    Looks like my early moves will be:
    Drop Devante Parker for Kapri Bibbs (coachspeak into a bigger roll and facing the Saints)
    Drop Rashad Jennings for Paul Perkins
    Drop Hightower for Peyton Barber? (Ingram’s motivational benching worked, wonder if Hightower goes pack to pure handcuff, while Barber literally has no competition for touches)

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @William Hung: I’d do the first two. Maybe hold onto Hightower one more week.

      • William Hung says:
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        @Jay: Anyone more disappointing than Parker this year?

        2017 DeVante Parker sleeper train is about to leave the station

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @William Hung: maybe Gurley, Hopkins, etc., but I understand what you’re saying.

        • Cram It says:
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          @William Hung: I can name at least 10 guys. Was that a rhetorical question?

        • For an Armenianless vacation come to Akron says:
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          @William Hung: parker didn’t cost enough in drafts to say he’s more disappointing than guys like gurley/hopkins. man brock lobster is bad, he’s negated what used to be the completely valid “it don’t matter about hopkins having bad QB’s his whole career, dude will EAT” statement, which was completely true every year till now. get hopkins to any top 20 QB and watch him go right on back to top 4 WR overall. gurley’s just gotta be the bad Rams line and QB’ing and O-coordinating and head coaching. he’s had less data to claim awesomeness than hopkins, but still true.

  14. Jack says:
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    Shepard or JJ Nelson?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Jack: I’d say Shepard. getting closer though.

  15. Josh-NYC says:
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    Hey,

    Hope you’re doing well. Had a few questions:
    A) I need to drop someone for a kicker this week.. I was thinking McKinnon?
    B) After you make the move for the kicker, do you drop anyone else for Rishard Mathews or Peyton barber (barber would be a weekly play and only temporary, for the second flex spot since I have a few people on BYE Week 10). The matchup I have this week will be very close and starting yeldon at flex may hurt.

    My team:
    0.5 PPR, h2h
    QB: Brees
    WR: Montgomery , kelvin
    RB: Elliot , Freeman
    TE: Rudolph
    Flex: Booker, yeldon (starting since Amari cooper is on bye , but I was thinking Peyton barber for this week could be better ?)
    K: need to grab someone since vinateri is on BYE
    DEF: Carolina
    Bench: Amari cooper (BYE), Sammie Coates, jerrick McKinnon, Corey Coleman, bibbs (handcuff to Booker since that situation is murky), Morris (elliot handcuff)
    IR: Watkins

    Thanks!!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Josh-NYC: doing well, thanks! So yeah, Mck is fine to drop at this time. And Barber has the little bit of hype going for him, so he’d probably get the nod l.

      • Josh-NYC says:
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        @Jay:

        So you drop McKinnon for a kicker.. and who for barber ?

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Josh-NYC: I’m fine with Morris. Even if something happens to Zeke, I’m not sure if Morris would break your starting lineup.

          • Josh-NYC says:
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            @Jay:

            You keep bibbs over
            Morris for now since that situation is unstable right? I can prob grab Morris a week later

            • Jay

              Jay says:
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              @Josh-NYC: totally. I think that’s the way to go.

  16. Jerry says:
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    Hey, Jay. Baldwin or Diggs ros in a full point, PPR league? Thanks!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Jerry: Going to go Baldwin here, but it’s close.

      • Jerry says:
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        Thanks. What about Kendricks or Fedorowicz? I have Pitta, but I’m thinking about picking up one of the the other two.

  17. Oppo Taco says:
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    up by 2 points and opponent has nobody left to play…..Have to still play Cmike tonight, right? Points scored settle tie breakers. Although an improbable fumble and subsequent benching would kill me.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Oppo Taco: hmm, yeah, I think it should be fine. BUt I understand the worry.

  18. Todd says:
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    Hey Jay, PPR ….Booker or Ingram ROS???? Thanks , Todd.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Todd: gotta go ingram here I think.

  19. Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says:
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    12 team PPR 2 QB league. 2 flexes, 2 RB, 3 WR.
    QB rodgers/tyrod/osweiler/mccown
    RB ingram/forte/mathews/mckinnon
    WR coates/britt/edelman/d-jax/jordy/treadwell
    TE j.thomas/ertz
    IR woodhead/k.allen
    well coates was pretty bad. drop mathews or one of the WR (coates i’d think) for any/which of ivory/bibbs/drake/starks
    2. regardless of #1, drop britt (or coates) for any of jj nelson/lee/hill/rodgers?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo: I’m okay focusing on Ivory there in hopes he can reach rb2 status. I think you need some depth there, but that being said, I wouldn’t expect too much here.

      • Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says:
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        @Jay: yeah, i’ve had ivory i think 3 times already this year. you have britt higher than those WR too i suppose. the mashup of ivory/mckinnon/mathews doing VERY little thus far, not good looking team anymore long term. (is 4-5 now, will barely lose this week, thanks coates)

        • Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says:
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          @Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo: oops, dynasty too, clearly it’s why treadwell is on it (guys like doctson/treadwell/agholor are pretty much self explanatory i’d think when you see them on rosters as being “yeah that’s a dynasty league”)

          • Jay

            Jay says:
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            @Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo: gotcha. Drake would be okay here too, but you need someone that helps you right now most likely.

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo: yeah, we can’t improve your running backs, but maybe we can improve your options, and kinda negotiate around the edges.

          • Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says:
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            @Jay: sounding like bibbs might be doing that if these reports are serious.

  20. I don't want to brag but i have irritable bowel syndrome says:
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    while it is good to see mccoy back healthy booker reports, and parker being hurt all year aren’t good, and coates production.
    14 team PPR
    QB luck
    RB (2) mccoy/booker/candelabra west/ware/du harris (who i really should’ve played over parker, or maybe mccoy over parker, but couldn’t risk that last one)
    WR (3) parker/diggs/a.brown/t-will (SD)/coates
    TE eifert
    IR henry/charles
    drop anybody (like positions i’d assume or maybe coates for RB depth) for any of bibbs/inman/patterson/ivory/dorsett?

      • I don't want to brag but i have irritable bowel syndrome says:
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        @Jay: doesn’t sound like you are buying this bibs being valuable (even to a booker owner) stuff.

  21. I don't want to brag but i have irritable bowel syndrome says:
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    yikes, not going witten over doyle this week might cost me whole season with what jimmer is doing against me, i’ll be 4-5 in a 12 teamer (biggest money league). luck off next week so i’m expecting to lose that one anyway. i do have jimmer in other leagues and i have no clue why consensus was so low on him, now with 2 one handed TD’s.

      • I don't want to brag but i have irritable bowel syndrome says:
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        @Jay: wow, i at least either drafted him (or eifert) this year in pretty much every league and he was never on waivers in any of mine (no shallower than 12 teamers)

  22. Zandy says:
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    What a tease … 16yrds short with Jimmy Graham. 9 yrd second half killed me :(

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Zandy: awe man, that sucks.

  23. William Hung says:
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    So about that tough matchup for Robert Woods…

  24. The imp says:
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    Are we okay switching away from Dax @pit for Palmer vs SF? Loves Dax’s floor, but I’m thinking I should play matchups at QB for now (dalton, cousins) with the threat of a Romo return still dulling Dax’s ROS shine.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @The imp: yeah, I like that matchup for Palmer. Still a bit far out, but I’m thinking it’s a pretty sound decision.

  25. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey says:
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    best D this week
    CHI @ TB (CHI’s been awesome lately and has moved up a LOT in overall D’s as well as fantasy points)
    SD vs MIA
    HOU @ JAX
    NYJ vs LA
    MIA @ SD
    for deeper league
    MIA @ SD (i might want to just hold MIA in this league though)
    SD vs MIA
    HOU @ JAX
    HOU has had most points in this one by a decent 2-3 points on average more than 2nd place available, so maybe them.

  26. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey says:
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    i’d guess petty over glennon at this point in deep as shit and/or super flex leagues?

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