Since time immemorial tight ends have perplexed the world. We all know you want an end that's tight, but how tight is too tight? The great Albert Einstein tackled this enigma with his theory of relativity, where he concluded Darren Waller epitomizes the perfect balance of tightness and plumpness in the end department. And who is Donkey Teeth to argue with genius Einstein? Waller's an adonis of a man, and well endowed too.
The doctors (Donkey Teeth and The Boof) reconvene for another week of malpractice and prognostication, this time joined by Razzball's own B_Don! The underscores were flowing and the fantasy football talking was glowing. Sorry for that rhyme, promise I won't rhyme anymore.
In the news segment we dove into the Deebo Samuel Jones fracture news and what it means for his fantasy outlook, plus a discussion on Mecole Hardman's potential snap increase. Later in the soon to be Academy Award nominated feature film, we talk SFBX (Scott Fish Bowl 10) scoring intricacies, draft strategy and mock draft review, including how to value tight ends like Travis Kelce and Zach Ertz, and why Drew Brees is a secret weapon in these leagues. Tune in now to see YouTube's #1 fake donkey doctor and #2 Boof!
When looking at defensive back rankings you’ll notice a fair amount of variance. Scoring systems play a role, but attempting to predict how many passes a player will “defense” or intercept is far from a science. It is why the top of most IDP rankings are filled with safeties with high tackle profiles and not the highly touted cornerbacks. Here I’ll highlight players 26-50 after covering 1-25 last week.
Like most of you, 2020 has been the best year of my life. It all started while I was watching NFL Network one Sunday morning last December, gearing up for some late season football with my hand down my pants like Al Bundy. Then a commercial flashed across my television screen that would forever change my life:
Turns out the curved erection was the original pandemic, back before pandemics were cool. And after several hard months of treatment, I can officially confirm: you don't have to live with the curve guys. Right now you're probably asking one of two things: 1) How can I too ease my Peyronie's disease? or 2) What does this curved penis nonsense have to do with fantasy wide receivers? I'm glad you ask! 1) Go see Dr. Bent Johnson, he's the best penis bender in the country; and 2) I can now watch D.K. Metcalf pain-free. The Metcalf erections of 2019 were bittersweet with my condition, but I was still tempted to put the big sexy in my top 10 wide receivers for 2020 fantasy football. I didn't, but there was temptation. Anyway, here's my top 20 wide receivers for 2020 PPR fantasy football:
I love buying my boy toys. Wait. That didn't come out right. I love buying my child, who is a boy, items to play with for his enjoyment. The smile on his face, the hug I receive, and the "Thank you, daddy. I love you" are what make it all worth it. But, but, but....the better half of me always smacks some reality into my life. "You bought anoooooooooooother toy? He has too many! What about <insert random toy> he just got? You know he's going to play with it for a week then dump it into the corner like all the rest, right?" This time will be different, I say. Fast forward to a few weeks and.....Yup. Rinse and repeat. That is why she is the better half. Anyways, as with my caveman ancestors, I evolved and stopped buying so many toys. As a result, my boy started going back to the OGs, the old reliables, the go-tos, and they produced and brought joy into his life. I see the same dynamic play out in the fantasy football landscape. The shiny new toy comes in and takes the league by storm, pushing the reliable veteran to the side. For 2020, D. K. Metcalf is being drafted as the 47th overall player while Tyler Lockett has a 58 ADP in NFFC drafts from 5/1 to 6/21. That's crazy to me and here's why: