So yeah, I get it, the title is a bit overused in today’s parlance with the bizarre yet hypnotizing Adult Swim “horror-comedy-90’s sitcom”Ā experience bringing the idiom back into style. Combined with the fact that I’d faint if you told me that this headline hadn’t been used by any other football writer before today when referring to Brandin Cooks (seen above with the 11-yard touchdown)… yeah, that saying’s been here before. But how apt! How meta I say! Because that’s exactly how I felt about last night’s prime time rematch of last year’s Super Bowl (did you know? You’d think they would mention that at least once last night!) that 95% of the Northeast tuned out of in the third quarter. There was some horror, some comedy, and of course Bill Belichek carries the whole 90’s sitcom vibe all by himself… but ultimately, it seemed to be a game that’d we’d all seen before and we were all the worse for it. And sure, while it might have been the Falcon’s gameplan all along, to give the Patriots a 23-point lead only to start a miraculous comeback of their own… problem was, the comeback never came and the Falcons looked about as good in the first three quarters yesterday as they did in the last quarter in the aforementioned Super Bowl. But there was fog! And lots of it! (I can’t find confirmation if it was coming out of Cris Collinsworth’s or Bob Costas’ mouth.) So instead of calling this a Super Bowl rematch, maybe we should call it the “Trent Green Bowl”? Kind of an “NFLās concept” of what itās like travelling through Trent Greenās head. You know, minus the purple bears and robot unicorns…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hello everyone, and welcome to Wednesday, Rankings Day! Get ready for another jam-packed day in which myself and Matt will be sharing with you all our rankings! Just a quick note, before I begin, I’m going to be switching up the format this week. I’m going to keep my blurbs short and sweet, like the other guys do, with more emphasis on the “Tool Time”Ā series, where not only will we have more updated information regarding who’s healthy or not, but also a clearer look at match-ups, and a chance to give you guys more information regarding our Razzball-certified picks for the week ahead.
Enough chatter, let’s get to it!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Crowd chants: āWE WANT JEN! WE WANT JEN!ā I know, I know, sometimes real life gets in the way. You probably woke up this morning expecting your usual Hit it or Quit it article and were disappointed to see the picture of Diddy at the top of the football blog but I promise you that we will get through this together. Jen will be back next week and if you would like to check out my regularly scheduled Monday programming, you can find it here.
And now, are you going to Hit it… or Quit it?Please, blog, may I have some more?
Well, that wasā¦ something.Ā Not a really exciting day, right? We waited months and months for three players to go over 100 yards receiving today and only two rushers to go over 100 yards as well.Ā We had a game in Green Bay where there should have been 800 points scored but neither team could get to 20.
Welcome to my weekly recap of the action we saw on Sunday.Ā So, I physically canāt watch every play of all 12 or 13 games that go on during the afternoon, but I do watch about 6.5 hours of Redzone every Sunday, so you could say that me and Andrew Siciliano are kind of a thing.Ā Iāll let you know how I interpret things that I see watching live and what I see in the box score.Ā Iām not going to bore you with paragraphs upon paragraphs on each game but, I assure you that you will know the trends that you need to know to make decisions for your lineup the next coming week.Ā Letās start with the most exciting game from a fantasy stand point…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Before I get into this article, let me be clear about one thing:
Terrelle Pryor is an absolute physical freak! Ā He is a 6-foot 4-inch tall receiver that can run a 4.4 forty yard dash and I was able to witness his dominance first hand in Nashville last season when Pryor snagged 9 receptions for 75 yards and 2 red-zone touchdowns.
Now that I stated the obvious, please allow me to spend the rest of this article arguing that 2017 Fantasy Football drafters should not be buying the Terrelle Pryor hype because he is an unpolished receiver, his new team underwent turnover in the offensive locker room, and most importantly, his draft cost is simply too high.
Take me on in the Razzball Commenter Leagues for a chance at prizes!Ā Free to join, leagues still open!Please, blog, may I have some more?
This is it, Iāve reached the end of my half of the Razzball Division previewsĀ with the rest coming from Zach.Ā Itās been quite a journey researching the NFC for the upcoming season.Ā It was great going through all of the players that have disappointed me in the past and still loving them for this year and vice versa. Now, I feel somewhat ready to start my rankings for 2017.Ā Within a week, I will put out my top 200 for the season and I will also put out a top 100 IDP players post as well.Ā Weāre reaching the home stretch of the NFL offseason, but we still have a lot to cover over here at Razzball.Ā Without further ado, letās get to the Starks of the NFC North.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welcome to my way too earlier top 100 fantasy football rankings. Doing this in March is not only fun for Zach and me, but it also builds a base for our rankings going forward as things, both large and small, inevitably happen throughout the offseason. I picked five players after the rankings list that I wanted to highlight further. Feel free to hop in the comment section and tell me how you feel.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welcome to the very last Beyond the Numbers! of the year and also one of the most important. I, and everyone here at Razzball, have put in our best efforts this week to get you closer towards your goal of making the fantasy Super Bowl. Sorry I had to go with another overused Blount pun as the title, but I spent too much time reviewing games to come up with a more clever one. Hell, Iāve been watching so much game tape my NFL Game Pass Replay asked me if I was a robot. To that, I of course sarcastically answered yes and it somehow let me continue watching. I guess my TV is also a robot and vouched for me or something. Letās just say I definitely did my homework this week. There are way too many scary matchups to not be prepared. That and figuring out the value of injured playersā backups are the most crucial items on the docket. For fantasy owners in just about any situation in the playoffs, I got you covered.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welcome to another week of fantasy football where everythingās made up, but the points actually matter. Matchups are the name of the game this week, as Iām sure just about everyone is scouring the waiver wire with so much talent on bye. Thatād be said, look no further than the Packers who square off against an embarrassing Colts defense. Rodgers is going to toss touchdowns galore in this one, so be ready for quite a few Lambo Leaps. Iām not sure the Coltsā strategy of letting the opposing offenses score as quickly as possible so Andrew Luck can have the ball back is logical, but hey, Iām no defensive coordinator. If itās too late to snatch up Packers, donāt worry, thereās plenty more juicy matchups to exploit on the docket. And as a bonus because Iām such a good guy, I also have a few secret stashes for those looking to deepen their benches. Letās get to it!
For those that didn’t follow, today’s title was meant to be read in your best cheerleader shouting voice. Go ahead, give it a try. Nice job. Each week I pull out the duct tape and attempt to scrap together a lineup using players sitting on the waiver wire that would not only compete with the best teams in fantasy leagues, but also beat them. This week I had my work cut out for me as there were a lot of high scoring teams. In one of my RCL’s thomas’s Rad Team scored 189.08 points. In another, Heisenberg Empire scores 184.06. Those, my friends, are a sh!t ton of points. First place in the Razzball Writer’s League (me) is averaging 128 points per week. So like I said, I had my work cut out for me this week. But rest assured, there’s no lineup I can’t conquer. I present to you a 203.7 point week 7 lineup comprised mostly of players considered duds.Please, blog, may I have some more?