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The Master Standings can be found here. You can also find a link to them in the drop-down menu above, under “Leagues.”

Congratulations to Moffitt Divers (Cracklin’ Brats), your 2012 RAZZBALL COMMENTER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!! The Divers set the pace in the regular season, finishing at 13-1, and continued their winning ways in the playoffs, defeating Hot Sauce by 7 in an exciting final. They trailed by 26 going into the final game of the week with Marshawn Lynch and the Seattle defense still to play, versus Hot Sauce’s David Akers. Akers scored 9 points, but Lynch (25) and Seattle (17) did more than enough for the comeback victory.

Moffitt Divers
Hot Sauce
Peyton Manning (Den)
24.56 QB
Drew Brees (NO)
29.74
Marques Colston (NO)
15.30 WR
Brandon Marshall (Chi)
12.80
Demaryius Thomas (Den)
16.20 WR
Denarius Moore (Oak)
1.20
Kenny Britt (Ten)
10.10 WR
Jeremy Maclin (Phi)
17.60
Arian Foster (Hou)
0.90 RB
Doug Martin (TB)
11.90
Marshawn Lynch (Sea)
25.00 RB
Adrian Peterson (Min)
9.00
Dennis Pitta (Bal)
5.60 TE
Heath Miller (Pit)
4.50
Shayne Graham (Hou)
8.00 K
David Akers (SF)
9.00
Seattle
17.00 DEF
Cincinnati
20.00
122.66 Total   115.74

6 of 9 starters for the Divers were acquired in the draft.

Moffitt Divers
1. (1) Arian Foster (Hou – RB)
2. (20) Marshawn Lynch (Sea – RB)
3. (21) Matthew Stafford (Det – QB)
4. (40) Demaryius Thomas (Den – WR)
5. (41) Marques Colston (NO – WR)
6. (60) Jeremy Maclin (Phi – WR)
7. (61) Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG – RB)
8. (80) Malcom Floyd (SD – WR)
9. (81) Peyton Manning (Den – QB)
10. (100) Jacob Tamme (Den – TE)
11. (101) Nate Washington (Ten – WR)
12. (120) Jacquizz Rodgers (Atl – RB)
13. (121) Randy Moss (SF – WR)
14. (140) Seattle (Sea – DEF)
15. (141) Steven Hauschka (Sea – K)

The rest of the Top 10:

2        Crimson Baboons  –   Fantasy Razzball
3        King Daddy Crunch  –   Foosball RCL
4        The Defenestrators  –   Jump Suit Pursuit
5        throwpics&txtchicks  –   Razzball Hippie League
6        Pensacola HotPockets  –   Razzball Podcast League
7        Castrated Vaders 305   –  Real Classy League
8        Hurricane Ditka  –   Roughing The Razzballs
9        Bandits  –   Deez Razztastic Nuts
10      Minor Concussion  –   Hot Schmotatoes

Here is a look at all the league finals, with the top scorers for the champions. Nine first place teams went on to win their league championship, as well as five 4th place teams. Dez Bryant led 8 teams to the title.

Razzball Rebels

(4) Sex Cannons 110.34 (2) Gavros 79.08 > Roddy White (27.30), Chicago Defense (26.00)

Razzball North

(1) Perturbed Manwiches 65.34 (2) Han Shot First 137.04 > Tony Romo (32.64), Alfred Morris (16.80)

JB’s Random Commenter League

(1) ABradyInTheStreets 149.08 (3) VAGABOND DWARVES 130.74 > Dez Bryant (34.40), Marshawn Lynch (25.00), San Diego Defense (22.00)

Deez Razztastic Nuts

(1) Razzle Dazzle 113.34 (2) Bandits 125.18 > Aaron Rodgers (32.78), Reggie Bush (28.70)

Razzball Podcast League

(1) Pensacola HotPockets 130.74 (3) Chronic Gronkitis 78.28 > Tony Romo (32.64), Jamaal Charles (27.00), Marshawn Lynch (25.00), Calvin Johnson (20.50)

Razzball Hippie League

(1) throwpics&txtchicks 131.70 (2) Never odd or eveN 89.24 > Marshawn Lynch (25.00), San Diego Defense (22.00)

Jelly Donuts RCL

(4) Wampa 94.36 (2) KevinGregg’sGoggles 114.14 > Drew Brees (29.74), Alfred Morris (16.80)

Jump Suit Pursuit

(1) The Defenestrators 128.06 (2) Mustachios 106.18 > Dez Bryant (34.40), Chicago Defense (26.00), Ray Rice (21.80)

Fantasy Razzball

(1) Crimson Baboons 111.74 (2) Team Rocket 100.02 > Dez Bryant (34.40), Drew Brees (29.74)

Foosball RCL

(1) King Daddy Crunch 137.54 (3) Mike Vick’s Comeback 53.50 > Dez Bryant (34.40), Tony Romo (32.64)

Razzles

(4) The Steel Reserves 105.84 (3) Blitzburg Creepers 119.96 > Peyton Manning (24.56), Eric Decker (18.50)

Mayor Quimby’s Militia

(1) Retard Strength 129.86 (2) Incrdbl Gastric Band 147.84 >  Dez Bryant (34.40), Tony Romo (32.64), Calvin Johnson (20.50)

Hot Schmotatoes

(1) Minor Concussion 139.38 (3) St. Larry Csonka 82.60 > Dez Bryant (34.40), Aaron Rodgers (32.78)

Automatic Second Down

(4) Grey’s Mustache 111.84 (2) Egregiousity 106.96 > Drew Brees (29.74), Marshawn Lynch (25.00)

You Said It Wouldn’t Get Weird

(4) Juicebox Heroes 75.68 (3) Echo Park Loons 117.66 > Matt Ryan (29.66), St Louis Defense (25.00)

Necessary Roughness

(4) Walnuts 149.40 (3) Bonzi 122.52 > Dez Bryant (34.40), Chicago Defense (26.00), Cam Newton (21.80)

Roughing the Razzballs

(1) Hurricane Ditka 99.06 (3) Brady316 113.68 > Aaron Rodgers (32.78), Demaryius Thomas (16.20)

17 Razzles

(4) RambleOn 112.42 (3) Fighting Texans 81.40 > Alfred Morris (16.80), Antonio Brown (15.70)

Real Classy League

(1) Castrated Vaders 305 120.84 (2) Sofa King Good 110.86 > Dez Bryant (34.40), Drew Brees (29.74)

Booty Hunters Unlimited

(4) Dez Dispenser 102.92 (2) The Pooperstars 92.58 > Reggie Bush (28.70), Seattle Defense (17.00)

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!!

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  1. Bombo Rivera says:
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    Hey VinWins,

    Thanks for doing these recaps for the football AND baseball RCLs. It must be a ton of work, but it does make it more fun to be involved.

    Happy New Year!
    Bombo (The Defenestrators)

    • VinWins

      VinWins says:
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      @Bombo Rivera: Thanks. Happy New Year!

      Congratulations on a great year – 4th overall in football, and 4th overall in baseball!!

      • Bombo Rivera says:
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        @VinWins:

        Thanks! Would’ve been nice to bring home the jump suit, but I can’t complain.

        See you in the 2013 baseball RCLs!

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