Chad Ochocinco – He recently tweeted that he wanted to tweet during games.  So the NFL then tweeted that they had banned tweeting during games.  And then Larry Fitzgerald tweeted that he was going to lunch.  Then Ocho tweeted that he was going on a run with Drew Rosenhaus.  And then he tweeted some girls whose profile pics are slightly on the skankoid side and then my head exploded.

Brady Quinn – All reports are pointing to The Mighty Quinn being under center come week one.  Quinn should be able to win more games for the Browns than Anderson, but I don’t see Braylon Edwards’ fantasy numbers changing too much either way.  Quinn won’t be a good fantasy option this season.

Roger Goodell – After a long day of putting the hammer down on NFL delinquents Roger likes to spend summer days mounting the summit of Mt. Rainier and crying like a wee child. There are reports that he was trying to elude Plaxico Burress which was fairly easy since he was dressed in sweatpants and flip flops.

UFL – Michael Vick could play for them as well as a lot of washed up NFL players.  I’m not buying stock.

Pat and Kevin Williams – The “Williams Wall” won another court ruling when a judge gave them a restraining order against the NFL.  I’m not sure how many feet the NFL needs between them and the Williams’, but I hear the NFL has been stalking them on Facebook and left a message on the Williams wall regretting something about the last time they “hooked up.”

Kurt and Brenda Warner – If you didn’t get your fill of them during the Super Bowl they have a new book coming out called “First Thing’s First: The Rules of Being a Warner.” I’m hoping this will be made into a TV movie, maybe on Lifetime.

Brett Favre – The Vikings have tailored 40% of their playbook to Favre.  This means the other 60% is comprised of plays that call for accuracy and less than 20% bone loss.

Fred Jackson – With Lynch and his face grill out for the first 3 weeks Jackson should get a chance to really show what he can do.  Dick Jauron believes Jackson should get more touches this season and with the addition of T.O. the offense should be more wide open.  Jackson has even lined up as receiver in OTA’s.  Lynch will be the main back, but Jackson will get plenty of work this season, especially if he shows up big while Lynch is polishing his gun, watching the game on the couch.

Brandon PettigrewThe rookie tight end for the 0-16 Lions looked good in OTA’s and will be the starting TE unless he is mauled by a bear or rogue meat packer before that.  With the likelihood of Matt Stafford being the starting QB Pettigrew should be a good outlet for the rookie when he doesn’t have time to heave it to Megatron.  I just wish he hadn’t sold out Harry Potter’s parents to Lord Voldemort!

  1. cleaver596 says:
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    I was close to keeping Fred Jackson in my keeper league. We lose a draft pick for whatever round we drafted him in, and if he was a FA (Jackson), we lose the last round’s pick. I went with Slaton-FA, A. Johnson-2nd Rd., and Wes Welker-4th RD. It’s a 12 team PPR league. We just posted keepers yesterday, listen to all these big names out there. Brady, Warner, Romo, Stephen Jackson, Gore, LT, Barber, Moss and Wayne. I have 8th pick. I think 4 other guys will have their picks ahead of me. I’m checking to see what draft picks everyone will lose.

  2. Doc

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    That’s some fine pickins you have there!

  3. AL KOHOLIC says:
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    ha,me and hippo from st. louis area during the kurt and brenda-thon,if she was a football player,T.O. couldnt even out mouth her.keep up the good work guys

  4. cleaver596 says:
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    @Doc: Well, turns out only one person is losing their 1st round pick ahead of me. I’m still OK with that. Brady is lookin good if he is available. maybe LT or SJ

  5. cws05nuts says:
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    If I was Childress I would just want a qb who could and would put the ball in Ap’s hands every down.

  6. Rudy Gamble

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    At least Charles Woodson will get two games a year where he can be a two-way player again. Just go out on patterns and I’m sure Favre will hit him a couple times.

    How do the Warners not have a reality show? One episode could be devoted to Kurt shopping for the perfect electric razor that’ll leave 3 days of stubble. Another could be an episode where Brenda explains how she went from the ugliest woman a QB ever boned to at least one-baggable – http://rockthewristband.wordpress.com/2009/02/01/super-bowl-mvp/

  7. AL KOHOLIC says:
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    @Rudy Gamble: ha,yeah she is a big mouth be-atch,,

  8. Paulie Allnuts

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    @Doc: ” This means the other 60% is comprised of plays that call for accuracy and less than 20% bone loss.” Ha! Loved that, as well as the comment about Pettigrew. Does Brandon resemble a rat?

    @Rudy Gamble: The Warner’s would be the anti-Osbourne reality fam. Actually, i think think that I like the Osbourne’s a good bit more – I can be sympathetic to their pathos, whereas the Warner’s are Blech.
    BTW, it seems that unless you are a daily Razz Reader, you might have missed out on the Football Forum. I don’t even see a link to the football page, but maybe I am missing something. Is it possible that there could be a bit more advertising of the Forum? There should definately be more then 8 comments in a forum. Most of us fantasy geeks are not like Grey; we enjoy playing FF as well as FB.

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