No, I’m not talking about the Marky Mark Patriotic porno that’s out in theatres right now, just in case you needed to watch a fantasy tailored specifically for Michael Bay (just without all the boobs), moreso the fact that Matt and I always find ourselves surrounded by Zach and Jen, the pro-Patriots of Razzland. And I mention that since we all went over our playoff picks, the scenarios, the “master plan”, and they all seem to involve Tom Brady, and thusly, they all involve Uggs. We also talk about Doug Martin’s Adderall problem, Cowboy boots (actual boots, not the Dallas Cowboys), and this time, Matt brings up politics, so I just happened to provide a few more thoughts on what we’re about to get via leadership in this New Year, and it was all guilt-free! (Please send all complaints, care of Matt Bowe.) Westworld came up for a bit (spoilers!), and there was some talk of Tyrod Taylor and the futility of Week 17 Championship weeks hidden in there. We also had the best goodbye ever, in that it was a functioning one. Baby steps folks…Please, blog, may I have some more?
It was a fantastic week 7, where JB’s call of Chris Johnson going off came to fruition against Nick’s beloved, albeit terrible Buffalo Bills. It’s not like JB has much of a leg to stand on though, as he is an eye-gouging Panthers fan.Please, blog, may I have some more?
With week 3 in the books, Nick and JB recap some performance while previewing week 4.
Nick’s man-crush on Peyton Hillis is deteriorating faster than the respect for NFL’s replacement officials, but his boyfriend Percy Harvin is helping to soften the blow.Please, blog, may I have some more?
After a fantastic week 2 of NFL action, Nick and JB break down week 3’s matchups with our amended views on players and more bold predictions about just how bad Chris Johnson is right now.
Nick also gives JB some French lessons, which in a typical American fashion, JB doesn’t understand foreign languages.Please, blog, may I have some more?