Pfft, what is that? Just a four-pack? I got a six-pack son, and mine are drinkable. ADVANTAGE ME.
There's a whole lotta talking going on about Tre Mason and his eventual coup against Zac Stacy. While this tandem has held some of the pre-season fantasy football spotlight since the NFL draft, I think we should be more concerned about a coup in St. Louis. What are the global economic ramifications here from this shift in power? And will this historic event cause an intrinsic shift in the geopolitical system that St. Louis is not at all part of? What about the Ozarks in general? Are they no longer going to be highlands full of abandoned El Caminos? I have no idea, but I will say that Zac Stacy's impending doom seems to be blown way out of proportion lately. But not by me. Totally not. I mean, there are an average of 258 coup's a minute. (Note: I'm not good with numbers.)
What this picture presupposes is, maybe it should be?
Welcome to the first installment of our strategy series. This journey will help prepare you for Draft day, and will likely also be filled with an assortment of snacks ranging from TWIX® candy bars and FUNYUNS®, basically what I like to call breakfast. And don't tell me why they're written all in caps. That's their official "name", so I can only assume that we are meant to shout it out every time, which, now that I think of it, seems totally natural. Q: "What are you hungry for?" A: "TWIX MOTHER F*CKER!" See what I mean? Regardless, this opening salvo of strategic knowledge (everything sounds better when weaponized) is focused for those of you who have no idea what fantasy football is or what it does. A Beginners Guide to Fantasy Football, if you will. And listen, don't be afraid of being the noob, that's not a derogatory title for me. It can be derogatory, but for those who do use it as a negative descriptor, just remember, they were noobs once too. We all have to start somewhere, and yes, that means you. Which is probably your mom's basement. And if that's the case, you've completed half the journey, some would say. So, you want to play fantasy football? Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go!For a sixth straight season, Razzball will be interviewing NFL-team blogs for some actual in-depth football knowledge to shed some additional light on our fantasy football knowledge. Keep your eye out for an interview for every NFL team for our Team Preview Series through the summer. This installment comes courteous of Dennis Esser from the leading New York Giants’ blog: Big Blue View.
For a sixth straight season, Razzball will be interviewing NFL-team blogs for some actual in-depth football knowledge to shed some additional light on our fantasy football knowledge. Keep your eye out for an interview for every NFL team for our Team Preview Series through the summer. This installment comes courteous of Alex Mann from the leading Arizona Cardinals blog: Revenge of the Birds.
Kinda looks like when I eat a baked potato. Needs more chives though.
Levine Toilolo, or, as I often call him, Tin Foil Tofu, which sounds half-edible, is a 6'8", 260-pound tight end. Which makes me think that his thighs are bigger than my head. While normally that would be enough to convince me to keep track of him in fantasy football this year, I feel like there should be other reasons. Not just food and thigh related, ya know? So let's go over some superfluous reasons of why he is a sleeper for the upcoming 2014 season.For a sixth straight season, Razzball will be interviewing NFL-team blogs for some actual in-depth football knowledge to shed some additional light on our fantasy football knowledge. Keep your eye out for an interview for every NFL team for our Team Preview Series through the summer. This installment comes courteous of Neal Coolong from the leading Pittsburgh Steelers blog: Behind the Steel Curtain.