2014 Rankings:
Top-200 |
Top-200 (Half-PPR) |
Top-200 (PPR) |
QB |
RB |
RB (PPR)|
WR |
WR (PPR) |
TE |
TE (PPR) |
K |
DST |
IDP Rankings:
Top-100 |
DL |
DB |
LB
We have finally arrived, and all I can say is, man, I gotta go to the bathroom. Crazy long trip, this was. That was my Yoda-typing. It about, you must think. Okay, I'm going to stop, it just looks like I'm having a stroke. Anyhow, look at this long journey we've been on together, and finally, we have arrived at the pinnacle moment where all the blood, sweat, and tears (aka-- my last relationship), have accumulated to bring you not just 10, not just 50, not just 100, nope, that's right... we've brought you 200 names ranked in the order of who I want on my fantasy team this upcoming season. Remember, this is not a mock draft, nor are they rankings based on 2013 stats. This is a list of guys I like. Maybe I have a crush on them, and to be honest, I wouldn't mind going on a date with them. Because what's this life for if people aren't buying you dinner? Trust me, it's worth nothing. And yes, there will be things you like about the things I like. There will be things you dislike about the things I like. And there will me saying 'things' too much. But that's okay. Because we can all agree on this-- Jamarcus Russell is terrible at football. But not at eating. Good for him.