Another week, another me, wait… that makes no sense. Let’s try that again. Another week, another me talkin’ about you. Yeah, that’s the ticket… I’d buy that for a dollar. I wish I could buy anything for a dollar these days. Stupid inflation, economics and what not. Speaking of buying, can I buy a win over here? It’s been one of my worst seasons and I don’t see it getting any better. It’s so bad that I haven’t even had to deal with Injurpocalypse 2015 or whatever they are calling it. Our resident man in the trainers room Lance goes over it in great detail here. Wait, I forgot, I had one big boo-boo when Charles went down in one league, but that was an auto-draft, so I feel I deserve the punishment for brain farting on the draft time. It’s cool though, I’m a glutton for masochism. Speaking of a little masochism, I’ve had to re-schedule my latest tattoo appointment twice now and I have no idea why I brought that up. But since I did, what’s been your most painful tattoo? This of course makes me wonder where on Jay’s body is his Chargers tattoo. I’m betting on the left butt cheek. [Jay’s Note: That was the most natural place…] Anythehoo, enjoy the Robo Cop GIF from the title…

RCL Top Ten

Rank	Team	League	RCL PTS	LG IDX
1	My Stashs Got Stashs	Take on the Jaywrong 5	5259.1	102.3
2	Brahma Bulls	Elder Gods Only	5188.8	101.4
3	Pops’s Team	Hyrule Heroes	5164.1	101.8
4	The Handsome Lads	Jennifer’s Black Widow League	5152.7	101.5
5	Yapping Yorkies	Jennifer’s Ball Breaker League	5135.6	99.2
6	Bolting to LaLaLand	Take on the Jaywrong 1	5100.3	101.4
7	Ditka’s ‘Stache	Mike Razzball	4804.9	96.8
8	Gravity Well	Take on the Jaywrong 1	4669.1	101.4
9	Apache.Kid 7	Sky Sperlling League	4654.0	101.6
10	Athletic Supporter	Straight Outta Razzball	4637.8	100.4

RCL and RazzDP Master Standings

RazzDP Top Ten

Rank	Team	League	RCL PTS	LG IDX
1	Infernos Curse	RazzDParino	5563.1	99.3
2	Me	Beddict’s Banditos	5009.9	100
3	Exotic Blitz & Chitz	RazzDParino	4977.1	99.3
4	WON HUNNIT	RazzDParino	4881.7	99.3
5	Hadens Grocery Cart	RazzDP 1	4859.9	97.5
6	Mister Bulldops	RazzDP 1	4847.3	97.5
7	You Down With IDP?	RazzDP Your Face	4591.6	102.3
8	Ha-Ha Fireworks	Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP	4578.3	100.9
9	Defense Wins Titles	Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP	4526.9	100.9
10	Jay – Razzball	Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP	4445.3	100.9

Could I have been any more wrong last week when I predicted three of the undefeated teams left would lose. Well, they all won, and now I look like a bitter idiot analyst. Crap! I’m Trent Dilfer. *runs and jumps through window* That feels better. Seven teams are 8-0 and that’s pretty kick ass. Yapping Yorkies is still the highest scoring team but because of their league’s low index, they are taking a back seat to the double stash man. Take on the Jay Wrong 5, which is not related to the Jackson 5, is the highest index league. Take a bow JW-5, you guys… and maybe girls are killing it. I can’t go out without making another bold prediction. I will say four of these teams will have one loss next week. It’s gonna happen. Trust me (I wouldn’t).

Bravo to Infernos Curse, the only RazzDP team to eclipse 1500 points. I hope I can make the playoffs and get to play you. It would be an honor to knock you off. (Writer’s Note: That’s not happening) Haha, I just Jay’d myself. Speaking of Jay, he is in the top 10 and is also a first time IDP player. Way to go boss. You’re boss. Speaking of IDP, have you read my IDP brotha Kevin Kumpf this week? Read it or die! Oh damn, if I don’t shout out Ralph I know he will get all cranky on me, good job this week Ralph….yes, seriously, good job. Hey Ralph, did you hear the new Logic single yet? Favorite line is “Joe Pesci is my spirit animal”. If you like that one, check out this 90’s throwback he dropped a few years back. Since this is turning into shout outs, I got to say I loved the bear bull work done by Son this week… Can you dig it!

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