2016 Rankings: Top-200 (Standard) | Top-200 (Half-PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB (Standard) | RB (Half-PPR) | RB (PPR) | WR (Standard) | WR (Half-PPR) | WR (PPR) | TE (Standard) | TE (Half-PPR) | TE (PPR) | K | DST

Dynasty Rankings: Top-150 | QB | RB | WR | TE | Top-50 Rookies

Welcome to the first annual Razzball Fantasy Football Dynasty Rankings list-a-roo. I capped it AND italicized it, because it’s just that special. Just like my first time with your mother… Spoiler Alert! We’re doing things keeper league style, dynasty style… whichever nomenclature you prefer. Basically, if you hold onto players for more than a year, these are the rankings you’ve been waiting your whole life for. Whole life maaan. (Seriously. I think…) Remember, the process for this list is quite unique, in that this isn’t your list. It’s my list. So, yeah, I’ll love guys a lot more than you will, or vica versa. And I think these differences can be even more pronounced in this format. It’s just the way it is. So yeah, if you stuck me in a dynasty league this very instant, this is pretty much the list, in order, of who I’d personally want long term. Things like previous production, expected 2016 production, projections for 2016-2018,  future potential, age, position, and injury-risk are all things I bake into the rankings. Because what is a Jay post without a food or cooking reference? NOTHING. Regardless, I’m pretty sure that the big takeaway here is that I believe in the Oxford comma. And I guess a lot of comma’s in general. And short sentences. And baking. And food. And your mother. Word.

Tehol’s Rankings: Top-200 (Standard)| Top-200 (Half-PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB (Standard) | RB (Half-PPR) | RB (PPR) | WR (Standard) | WR (Half-PPR) | WR (PPR) | TE (Standard) | TE (Half-PPR) | TE (PPR) | K | DST | Top-50 Rookies

Greetings! How are things? Horrible? Allllllllrighty then!

Wife’s getting her black blown out by the pool guy, and she’s divorcing you, and keeping the home with him? Who cares, football season is upon us. Your 15-year old daughter wast just impregnated by a 35 year old meth amphetamine dealer? No worries, my goodmen, football is here! Mouthed off and were embarrassingly pummeled by a couple of teenagers in front of your wife after you caught her eyeballing one of their bulges? It happens, but football season has arrived!

What we have here is my preseason running back rankings. Obviously, there will be more movement on this list in the next couple weeks than some gym shorts filled with a free-balling Shaquille O’Neal, so let’s not overreact, aaaaaahkay!

Some P.H.A.T. (Preety hot and temptin) young men I like more than the consensus are: Matt Jones, Latavius Murray, LeSean McCoy (kudos to him for stealing mooching Marcus Vick’s baby momma), Carlos Hyde and Jeremy Langford. Disagree with your lord? Do it in the comment section below. I beg of you to challenge thy selves in coming up with a clever way of attacking me. Say one thing for Lord Beddict, he’s never been fully sonned in the comment section. You may think you’ve bested me, but one must be more realistic about these things.

I am Tehol Beddict, and these are my 2016 pre-season RB rankings! Take heed!

2016 Rankings: Top-200 (Standard) | Top-200 (Half-PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB (Standard) | RB (Half-PPR) | RB (PPR) | WR (Standard) | WR (Half-PPR) | WR (PPR) | TE (Standard) | TE (Half-PPR) | TE (PPR) | K | DST

Dynasty Rankings: Top-150 | QB | RB | WR | TE | Top-50 Rookies

And there it is, all the rankings for the 2016 Fantasy Football season. We’ve done standard. We’ve done PPR. We’ve even done half-PPR. On top of that, we have the top-50 rookies. We even have Tehol providing his own rankings for a second year. And let me tell ya, if any one can put the PP in PPR, it’s this guy. And you may think this is the end, not just because Donald Trump is a real thing, but also because I stated that all of my rankings are at completion. Well, technically, that’s true. But for the first time, I will be releasing Dynasty Rankings this week. Now, many of you (dozens, at least) might wonder why this hasn’t happened yet, and I have to be honest, I had never played in the format, and am happy to admit that I’d be uncomfortable providing advice on things I don’t know about. CRAZY CONCEPT, I know. That being said, I’ve taken part in a few dynasty formats the last few years in what I think are pretty competitive leagues, and now being the head of this site for three years, and through an amazing amount of personal bias, have come to the conclusion that I can now provide Dynasty Rankings that can actually help you. So let’s find out! But before that, let’s take care of your final Half-PPR rankings with dat Tight End. Mmm.

2016 Rankings: Top-200 (Standard) | Top-200 (Half-PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB (Standard) | RB (Half-PPR) | RB (PPR) | WR (Standard) | WR (Half-PPR) | WR (PPR) | TE (Standard) | TE (Half-PPR) | TE (PPR) | K | DST

Dynasty Rankings: Top-150 | QB | RB | WR | TE | Top-50 Rookies

That’s it folks, just one more position to go (tight ends… my favorite if you hadn’t heard), and then our Rankings series for the preseason will be a wrap. Hopefully a chicken wrap, since I’m for turning anything and everything into an edible byproduct. That being said, since I mentioned the other day that this is the first year we have ranked Half-PPR on a position-by-position basis, I might just have a surprise for everyone next week in terms of rankings. I won’t allude to it too much, since I already labeled it a surprise, but a spoiler might be how many things I can actually rank and what’s left to rank. A top-100 Movies of all-time list? MAYBE! (Not really…) Regardless, here are your Wide Receivers ranked in order of preference in Half-PPR leagues…

2016 Rankings: Top-200 (Standard) | Top-200 (Half-PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB (Standard) | RB (Half-PPR) | RB (PPR) | WR (Standard) | WR (Half-PPR) | WR (PPR) | TE (Standard) | TE (Half-PPR) | TE (PPR) | K | DST

Dynasty Rankings: Top-150 | QB | RB | WR | TE | Top-50 Rookies

As stated yesterday, I’m happy to introduce position by position Half-PPR Rankings this year, the first time Razzball has ever done this. I can’t quite comment on why we never did this before, seeing as how it’s my own personal choice in terms of playing Fantasy Football, and of course, is our go-to format for the Razzball Commenter Leagues (which will be coming soon). Then again, my memory is probably one of my weaker points, most likely due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption. And other stuff. What were we talking about again? Regardless, here are your Running Backs ranked in order of preference in Half-PPR leagues…

2016 Rankings: Top-200 (Standard) | Top-200 (Half-PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB (Standard) | RB (Half-PPR) | RB (PPR) | WR (Standard) | WR (Half-PPR) | WR (PPR) | TE (Standard) | TE (Half-PPR) | TE (PPR) | K | DST

Dynasty Rankings: Top-150 | QB | RB | WR | TE | Top-50 Rookies

And thus, we now closing down the rankings portion of the preseason. Sorta. (Don’t worry, the rankings will be updated whenever news or personal urge demands it.) In regards to the standard and PPR rankings, yes, we’re done, but unlike past years, I’ll be also doing position by position rankings for Half-PPR leagues starting today with the Top-200 Overall. It’s been a long and enduring process in whole, sure, but one that didn’t involve any Ryan Mathews or Melvin Gordon drama (WHEW!), so I proclaim this a resounding success. And just as long as we are busy consuming all this information, can we at least try to make an edible version of these rankings? With bacon? Bacon rankings brah, think about it… Anyhow, I prefer the Half-PPR format the most, and reflect this opinion in our yearly RCL leagues. I just feel the format balances the best of two worlds, much like your mom’s shirt. Wow. That was a next level “yo momma” right there. I know, I know… we only give you the best here at Razzball. The best! Let’s just wrap this up and go to the final installment of the Overall 2016 Rankings… (with our position Half-PPR Rankings to be released this week!)

2016 Rankings: Top-200 (Standard) | Top-200 (Half-PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB (Standard) | RB (Half-PPR) | RB (PPR) | WR (Standard) | WR (Half-PPR) | WR (PPR) | TE (Standard) | TE (Half-PPR) | TE (PPR) | K | DST

Dynasty Rankings: Top-150 | QB | RB | WR | TE | Top-50 Rookies

As stated in the Standard Top-200 Overall Rankings, this is not a mock draft, nor are theses rankings based on 2014 stats. This is a list of guys I like. Maybe I have a crush on them, and to be honest, I wouldn’t mind going on a date with them. Because what’s this life for if people aren’t buying you dinner? Trust me, it’s worth nothing. And yes, there will be things you like about the things I like. There will be things you dislike about the things I like. And there will me saying ‘things’ too much. In retrospect, the word ‘like’ shows up a bit too much as well. And there will déjà vu from the Standard Top-200 lede, because of the modern wonder known as copy and paste, but hey, you can’t win them all. But you can win some. And you might lose some. No clue where I’m going at this point. ALL THE DIGRESSION. So yeah…

2016 Rankings: Top-200 (Standard) | Top-200 (Half-PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB (Standard) | RB (Half-PPR) | RB (PPR) | WR (Standard) | WR (Half-PPR) | WR (PPR) | TE (Standard) | TE (Half-PPR) | TE (PPR) | K | DST

Dynasty Rankings: Top-150 | QB | RB | WR | TE | Top-50 Rookies

We have finally arrived, and all I can say is, man, I gotta go to the bathroom. Crazy long trip, this was. That was my Yoda-typing. It about, you must think. Okay, I’m going to stop, it just looks like I’m having a stroke. Anyhow, look at this long journey we’ve been on together, and finally, we have arrived at the pinnacle moment where all the blood, sweat, and tears (aka– my last relationship), have accumulated to bring you not just 10, not just 50, not just 100, nope, that’s right… we’ve brought you 200 names ranked in the order of who I want on my fantasy team this upcoming season. Remember, this is not a mock draft, nor are they rankings based on 2014 stats. This is a list of guys I like. Maybe I have a crush on them, and to be honest, I wouldn’t mind going on a date with them. Because what’s this life for if people aren’t buying you dinner? Trust me, it’s worth nothing. And yes, there will be things you like about the things I like. There will be things you dislike about the things I like. And there will me saying ‘things’ too much. But that’s okay. Because we can all agree on this: Jamarcus Russell was terrible at football. But not at eating. Good for him.