Greetings! As many of you know, Beddict is vacationing in the Hawaiian islands, lubing up in tropical oils and scrolling the beaches for anything that breathes to take home and harpoon. So far, so good, as single women flock here in packs like beluga whale pods, just hoping for the chance of a romantic fling. I can’t give them romance, but I can definitely give them the lance. But I’m not here to describe my numerous sexscapades in graphic detail. I’m here to give you an early glimpse at my Week 9 Fantasy Football Rankings. This will officially be my briefest post of all time and I’m not proud of that whatsoever, but my master, Jay, has allowed me to fully enjoy my vacation. Say one thing Jay Long, he’s a compassionate man. I’m forever in his debt as well as yours, for allowing this ridiculously short post, but as my Twitter friend, Dave Lackford, said, “Nobody’s going to read it anyway.”Guess I’ve got to be realistic about these things. Enjoy the week. Below are my rankings. TAKE HEED!


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As per usual, your comments and questions will all be responded to below. I will have my phone at all times and be able to respond to everything so have no fear.

 

 

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    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Josh: yep u are stacked at wideout . Get it done,my G

  1. Jake says:
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    Based on your ranking I should be playing Lacy over Langford I really like the Langford matchup and think Lacy looks like Trent Richardson lately.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Jake: I’m fine with that. I’ll probably tinker some more

  2. Scott says:
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    FWIW, Missed you last Wednesday, Tehol. Better short than nothing, is NOT what she said.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Scott: dude, I totally hate missing out on any time. Nice to hear someone actually enjoys. Lol. I’ll make it up next week

  3. Teddy ball game says:
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    Howdy man!

    .5 ppr after the dust has settled on waiver wire Wednesday, who would you add with this remaining top names?

    RB’s:
    Gaskins, stevan ridley, darkwa, Chris Thompson , David Johnson, montee ball(if he gets signed)

    WR’s:
    Robert woods, mike Wallace, Ted ginn jr was just dropped, Nelson agholor, marques colston, Leonard hankerson, justin Hunter, dorial green beckham, marquess wilson(especially if Royal is out), Terrence Williams, Cole Beasley, Chris givens,

    — cam newton was just dropped, I don’t need cam, but try to claim him to block someone else from getting him or to use as trade bait or neither?

    My Team: QB is Palmer(bye), luck . & just added cutler – I don’t like lucks matchup

    RB’s: hill, Lamar miller, charcanderick west(bye), Alfred blue(bye), Christine michael, Gore & david Cobb on my IR, I’ll have to drop someone in order to activate Cobb

    WRs: we start 3/ also a flex too
    Demaryius, alshon, Calvin Johnson(bye), diggs, lafell

    TE: I have gates & just added Vernon Davis as a backup- gates bye is next week & Vernon has Cheifs in Denver

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Teddy ball game: you are quite stacked, my friend! Good to hear from you. I suppose Darkwa has most value on there. Seems Diggs has taken any value from Wallace. He’s still fairly intriguing but not really. Interested to see if DGB gets in with new coach. Agholor been intriguing all year but dude been a bitch.

  4. STL says:
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    Dez Bryant for Dion Lewis straight up in PPR – which side wins that one?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @STL: Dez ROS foe shiggitty

  5. Matt says:
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    Which 1 of these guys would u bench?
    Standard scoring: hurns, Snead, rishard Matthews, gio, Langford

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Matt: ehhh tough call. Maybe Hurns against Jets buuuuut Cromartie was just toasted to a crisp. Personally I’d aid Matthews

  6. booya says:
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    Trade Amari Cooper and Matt Ryan for Rodgers?

    Start 2 WRs and Flex, other WRs are Odell, Dez, Hurns & Mike Floyd…

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @booya: hell nah cuuuuh. Rodgers having down year and Ryan is decent and cooper is a hog

  7. Chris says:
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    Trade offer I’m getting diggs and giving up ivory, hurt my team or make it stronger?

    12 team keeper keep 2 players

    Palmer
    Lewis
    McFadden
    Landry
    Tate
    Watkins
    Graham
    Gould
    NO

    Bench
    Ryan
    Carr
    Ivory
    Blue
    Floyd SD
    Ertz

    Benjamin IR
    Chrles IR

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Chris: hmmm. tough call. Ivory is probably your best rb. Mcfadden has looked pretty good but the guy has gotten hurt almost EVERy single year so im scared he doest hold up. ur wr position will be solidified if Watkins comes back which hopefully isn’t too much longer. id probably hold on Ivory tho i love Diggs. he may be a star, i just dont know if I want you trading away your best back

  8. William says:
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    Tehol! Big Chief! I hope you are doing well. Mind giving me some advice for this week please? Who should I start? My biggest question is at RB. Which two do you start between Ingram, Lacy, Lewis and Martin?

    QB-Rodgers
    RB-Ingram OR Lacy OR Dion Lewis?
    RB-Gurley
    WR- Malcolm Floyd
    WR- Snead
    TE-Eifert
    Flex-Martin OR Lewis OR Lacy?
    D- NYJ
    K- Lambo

    Bench: J. Brown, L. Fitzgerald, D. Lewis, Michael Floyd, AZ Defense

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @William: dont mind at all, Prince William. think it has has to be Martin and Ingram, no question. Lacy has tough matchup and has been worthless all season. Lewis is seemingly automatic but never know if he gonna score or not.

  9. mcBlunty says:
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    in a jam this week for my 3rd wr spot, if anquan boldin doesn’t play would you go r woods or m colston, my qb is breese so colston and him would be stacked together, would you go either of these guys even if boldin plays

    • mcBlunty says:
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      @mcBlunty: forgot to mention it is a full ppr

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @mcBlunty: Woods has let me down all season, so id probably roll dice on Colston and yes, probably even if Boldin plays. I’ve never seen ANYTHING from Gabbert that would make me comfortable starting any of his players

  10. Joe says:
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    I went WR crazy on the waiver wire this week. So I need to pick one to start and one to drop for a kicker:

    Tavon Austin
    Brandon LaFell
    James Jones
    Sammy Watkins

    Who should I start and who’s worth the least going forward? Thanks Tehol, your tweets make me feel better when I’m losing on Sundays.

    • Joe says:
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      @Joe: I also picked up Nate Washington but he’s on bye so…was planning to hold him.

      • Tehol Beddict says:
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        @Joe: really loading up eh!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Joe: glad i can make you feel better, my goodman. sundays are rough on me and will probably lead to an early death. id prob drop LaFell out all those fools. id prob start Jones unless Watkins at full strength. I love austin but Vikes may be tough matchup

  11. Qbert says:
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    T! ALOAHA BRADA! I hope you are enjoying the Valley Isle, furthest thing from Winterfell on this great planet. I vacation there myself from time to time. Wailea and Kaanapali are my favorite locales. Anyway, enough of this pineapple/ohana BS…

    I have a solid group of players and have managed to sneak to a tie for first place with Lat Murray, D-Martin, D Lewis, J Hill, Mike evans, cobb, allen robinson and jarvis landry. I also have held on to davante adams and james jones while missing out on other yung thugs like stefon diggs…

    But I kinda want to spice up my team and am thinking about making a move for a guy like Martavis Bryant, or maybe an upgrade at TE (i have julius thomas). Would you suggest going Cobb for Bryant? Or holding Cobb (still hoping he is near-elite) and maybe try a Jarvis for Martavis?

    Thanks as always boss. Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind. TAKE HEED and enjoy those Maui mornings.

    Peace, love and happiness,

    Qbert

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Qbert: Howzit, BRADA!!!! yea, I’m right down street from Wailea. my favorite area of Maui without question.

      maaaaan, i still believe in Cobb. has to get that shoulder right! what else could it be???? I like Jarvis thooooo, but I love Bryant. i suppose Landry for him would be a nice upside swoop. I’m for that. what other tight ends were you looking at?

      appreciate your words as always, my friend.

      • Qbert says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: The Jordan Reed owner suggested Reed and martavis for my latavius. Thoughts? Idk regarding TEs…just looking for someone with consistent production, however that seems to be just gronk. And Gary barnidge (still can’t believe he’s for real)

  12. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    forgot about last week. here’s this one
    CIN
    PIT
    NYJ (doesn’t matter which QB here, no spread yet though due to that)
    STL
    BUF
    NO
    NE
    GB
    ATL
    NYG
    DEN
    PHI

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow:

      Bengals
      Tampa
      Carolina
      Patriots
      Saints
      Bills
      Vikings
      Jets
      Steelers
      Falcons
      Broncos
      Cowboys
      Chargers

  13. Nick says:
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    ENJOY YOUR VACA BOSS! No questions from me this week, I’ll let you enjoy that beautiful Hawaiian air & ocean!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Nick: I’m still here for questioning! but I appreciate it. thanks, my man! hope all is well stateside….or i suppose this is a state

  14. Ron says:
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    I need lineup help for tonigh in .5PPR league

    Pick 2 – Woodhead, Cooks, Eifert, Decker?

    Thanks!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Ron: Woodhead, Cooks

      • Ron says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Eifert kinda sorta made my decision to bench him a very bad one for this week.

  15. Superfly says:
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    Cold and raining here in Chitown….Enjoy the rays on the beach Dude!!!!! Would make the trade …Stefan Diggs and C. Palmer ( my other qb Tannehill) for B. Bortells and D. Thomas?????Thanks….

  16. Ron says:
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    .5PPR keeper league. You lose the round you draft a player but you can only keep him for a set # of years and then he must be thrown back in the pool.

    Which side you prefer?

    Brady (5th rd – 2016 and 2017 keeper)
    A.Robinson (4th – 2016 and 2017 keeper )
    or
    Gurley (5th rd – 2016-2017 keeper)
    Crabtree (15thrd – 2016-2018 keeper)

    I own Brady and A. Rob and the chance to get Gurley is very tempting. What say you?

    Thanks.

    • Bye Felica says:
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      @Ron: take Gurley and run with it in a keeper. He’s putting up AP numbers. Brady is almost 40 so he’s not going to be around much longer, so basically your giving up Robinson for Gurley. That’s how I see it. I’d take it because I just think the position is harder to find elite players. How long can these players be kept?

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