Well, well, well, look whose back! It is me, your fearless Fantasy Football Goddess! Yes, it is true that I had abandoned all of you the past few weeks. Let this be a lesson to all of you, never, and I mean NEVER travel to Yemen with 2 kilos of hash stowed away in your hooter. At least, not unless you have an endless supply of money to throw at the Yemeni (is that a word?) government to let you out. So, needless to say, I am finally back in the states, hooter is back to its normal shape and size, and I am a better person for it. All in all, it was an experience and I am happy to say that I learned that 2 kilos is 1.5 kilos too much. So how are we all doing? It’s been a rough few weeks in the fantasy realm, I see. I have taken quite a beating myself (body cavity searches aside) and I am at that point in the season where I am throwing in Jose at running back. You all know Jose. He was the groundskeeper that I picked up last year and held onto in a lifetime keeper league. Sure, he doesn’t put up quite the points that I would expect him to, but hey, he puts up more points than most, am I right? Well, since I know you are all chomping at the bit to hear what gospel I have to bestow upon you this week, I will delay no more. Here you are, my loyal horde, Week 11’s Hit it or Quit it.Please, blog, may I have some more?