Look, it was either that or “Lockett the Vote”… The world could end later today, and then who’s going to ever know we watched a Monday Night Football game where stuff actually happened? I mean, there were first downs and touchdowns and remarkable levels of referee derp, it felt as if we watched “football” on a weekday for the very first time. You know, like the Madonna song. And while the broadcast served as a strong example of needing a national day of reflection on banning all political ads, both the Seahawks and Bills stepped up, showing everyone that two competing entities can come together and agree on something. In this case, it was agreeing not to play any defense. But if two teams can do that, maybe there is hope for us all… (so no matter what you believe and where you want us to go, you should #vote!)
Jimmy Graham – 8 REC, 103 YDS, 12.9 AVG, 2 TD, 18 LONG, 8 TGTS. That’s why I drafted Graham… last year :(.
Tyler Lockett – 1 REC, 17 YDS, 2 TGTS,  and 1 CAR, 13 YDS, 13 LONG. I have no idea what’s going on here. Too much to process.
LeSean McCoy – 21 CAR, 85 YDS, 4.0 AVG, 15 LONG and 4 REC, 35 YDS, 8.8 AVG, 15 LONG, 5 TGTS. “Penetration all over the place.” What is the exact opposite of my college years for $1000, Alex?
Christine Michael – 5 CAR, 1 YDS, 0.2 AVG, 1 TD, 3 LONG. So, the Seattle offensive line is incapable of executing simple running plays now? How was Marshawn Lynch able to happen there? And is C.J. Prosise (3 CAR, 9 YDS, 3.0 AVG, 4 LONG and 1 REC, 6 YDS, 1 TGTS) the starting running back for Seattle now? No, I’m really asking. Because this whole thing is dumb.
