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Greetings! Ya’ll wanna see my face?  Well, now’s your chance as for the second year in a row I’ve been handpicked by Andrew Siciliano to participate in DirecTV’s promotional fantasy football extravaganza. Receiving the opportunity to ask MJD and Roddy White questions pertaining to fantasy was like a dream come true for me, not so much unlike my other dream that came true of having Dina and Lindsay Lohan at the same time. God, that was hot. Anyway, I was only given a couple minutes and somehow managed to offend MJD by asking him if his quarterback is still seeing ghosts out there and also call Roddy, “Julio” 2-3 times. WHOOPS! Witness.

I did the interview under my stage name, LT Murray IV, if you are confused on why it doesn’t say Tehol on there. But this post isn’t about your boy Tehol. Tis about the incredible offer from DirecTV, as it’s the only network that provides NFL season ticket, and if you don’t already have DirecTV, you receive the first full season for free if you sign up before the season begins, or heck even after the season begins if need be. Redzone is obviously included in this wondrous deal and I have personally gone this route also. Of course that was before Siciliano started inviting me over to his crib for holidays and driving me around in his ferrari but at one point I did have to actually pay for DirecTV. It’s honestly the best service and I highly recommend you signing up. It’s a must have for true fantasy players as they’ve added functions making it possible to keep track of your players scoring on the day. ALL ON YOUR TV!

Watch the interview with the guys and enjoy, but more importantly call up those fabulous people over at DirecTV and get this puppy ordered. I will be seeing you on Friday’s on razzball and please feel free to contact me on twitter @TeholBeddict47 for any other info you might require. Have a great season everyone.

36 Responses

  1. Jay

    jaywrong says:
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    The Lohan’s? Really bro?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @jaywrong: Dina has an incredible ass. Lindsay the tits are fantastic

  2. The Guru

    The Guru says:
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    Tehol Beddict: Man or myth? I look forward to your interview with Tim Tebow on the 700 Club.

    • Sky

      Sky says:
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      I just retweeted your comment. Don’t ask me how, but I did it because it needed to be done.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @The Guru: Its going to be fascinating

  3. frankgrimes says:
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    I’d like my three minutes wasted back watching that eh who I am kidding I got nothing better to do but why would two NFL stars waste their time taking to two fantasy imbeciles? Hopefully they took time out from banging bitches and smoking herb to get sum free directv. A better offer is buy madden 25 anniversary edition included is a free code to the ticket on your iPad or computer. Saves you the thousands you waste for signing up for two years for hundreds of channels you’ll never watch.

    • Jay

      jaywrong says:
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      @frankgrimes: trust me, they ain’t doin that pro bono.

      • Sky

        Sky says:
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        I’d bet they do it Anti-Cher though.

        • Jay

          jaywrong says:
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          @Sky: both gross and legendary. I salute you.

          • Sky

            Sky says:
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            I save my best for you, of course.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @frankgrimes: @frankgrimes: seeing Tehol in the flesh is something very few get to witness Frankie!!! how dare you insult me in this manner. haha. yea the madden thing is good way to go. thats what im doing. i got paid 100,000 to promote direcTV though so can you blame me

      • frankgrimes says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: that’s a sweet gig sir. I still liked it better not seeing your pretty face.

        • Tehol Beddict

          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @frankgrimes: understandable. Thanks for watching

  4. Shake N Bacon says:
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    Why can’t the NFL provide a way to stream their games on your computer, PS3/Xbox, or any other internet streaming device, like you can with MLB.tv?

    I canceled my satellite TV contract this summer and couldn’t be happier. Netflix, MLB.tv and Redbox is more than enough. But with football season starting up, it’ll be tough not having RedZone on all day Sunday.

    Even though I have an iPhone and am a Verizon customer, no way in hell am I paying $8/month to watch redzone on my tiny phone screen…and they block the airplay or HDMI out option on smart phones.

    Sorry, had to vent.

    Gotta go to walmart now and get some $10 rabbit ears to see if I can get the game tonight. Wish me luck!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Shake N Bacon: you can do it through x-box if you buy the new madden game. have you looked into that?

      • frankgrimes says:
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        @Shake N Bacon: you could also try wiziwig

      • Shake N Bacon says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Hot damn, I didn’t know about that. I wasn’t even considering getting Madden this year. That’s a helluva deal though. Unfortunately I don’t have a 360 anymore, just my trusty PS3 and it looks like that deal is sold out on Amazon.com

        I guess I could buy Madden 25 for Xbox 360 just for the NFL Sunday ticket online. Hmm.

        Thanks for the heads up Tehol. Now I understand Grimes’ message up above about Madden 25.

        • frankgrimes says:
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          @Shake N Bacon: use the code sell the game

          • Shake N Bacon says:
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            @frankgrimes: Yeah. I’m considering that now. I also considered watching Redzone on some european website for free. That Wiziwig website sounds like the same thing.

            It’s a pretty sweet deal, if only they had the PS3 version of Madden still available. Hmm.

            Thanks for the advice Frank

            • frankgrimes says:
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              @Shake N Bacon: to get the best out of wiziwig try using the sopcast/stream cast links(think that’s what they called). I have more success with them less pop up crap. Its a small program that works like a torrent it needs few minutes to get going so get in early but once your up and running its pretty nice for what it is…free. This is my goto site for pay per boxing as well Hopefully el Canelo takes down Mayweather.

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          @Shake N Bacon: also if I remember correctly you can’t use Xbox or ps3 for this ticket offer only computer or iPad tablet etc. NFL rewind is only 40 but have to wait to watch the games until they are over. I enjoyed it last year to catch up on games I couldn’t watch.

          • Shake N Bacon says:
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            @frankgrimes: For some reason my comments aren’t posting.

            Thanks for the tips Frank. I’ll check out Wiziwig tonight. I’ve used websites like it before and I am usually able to find a decent streaming option that isn’t too choppy.

            I’m still pondering that Madden 25 deal though. Sounds pretty good.

            • Tehol Beddict

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              @Shake N Bacon: its a great deal and if you like madden an INSANE deal bud. get on that

  5. Tehol Beddict says:
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    @frankgrimes: seeing Tehol in the flesh is something very few get to witness Frankie!!! how dare you insult me in this manner. haha. yea the madden thing is good way to go. thats what im doing. i got paid 100,000 to promote direcTV though so can you blame me

  6. david says:
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    Congrats on the progress forward. Nice comment about the ghost–classic.when is the Tebow interview?

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @david: thanks buddy hahahah yea gabbert see’s ghosts out there hahahahah

  7. Alex says:
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    Dez, MJD , R Wilson for Foster n Tate n Montee Ball n M Austin…. Regular scoring… Which side

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Alex: DEEEEZZZY and MJD side no question. no mfin question

  8. Miss Parker says:
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    I loved seeing that face of yours @Tehol Beddict…Direct TV needs to give you your own damn show! Then you can wipe your ass with the 100k they gave you….Welp, you need not dream about Dina The Sperm Cleaner or Lindsay Blow-han now that you have Miss Parker…I got ass and tits for days….Your welcome.

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Miss Parker: oh DAMN!!!! DM ME

  9. yo. is Percy a must-stashe in a 20-teamer? and unrelated – could you please rank the following (PPR league)?:
    - Santonio Holmes
    - Robert Woods,
    -Nate Washington
    - Santana Moss
    - Brandon Gibson

    thanks man

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Sheriff McRawDawg: yes he’s a must own. maybe back week 7.

      Nate Washington
      Woods
      Holmes
      Gibson
      Moss

  10. thanks man. dropped Rashad Jennings over Da’rel Scott for Percy. no brainer in retrospect. THO I WAS TEMPTED TO DROP DECKER’S B*TCH ASS INSTEAD..

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Sheriff McRawDawg: yea that was a pathetic performance. wow. nice drop in the end zone

  11. Willy says:
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    Hello!!

    Tyler Eifert @ Chicago or Gates vs. Houston

    Which would you prefer?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Willy: gates my brotha from anotha mutha

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