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Greetings! I hope this note reaches Jay in time, for tomorrow, I leave on a boat trip through the treacherous San Juan Islands, and yes my goodmen, I’m on an epic adventure in search of mass amounts of plunder and booty (mostly booty). The simple and honest truth is, I could be killed, kidnapped, ransomed, or even frog-humped and feathered for all I know. If I go down with my ship (150 ft. yacht), I’d like you all to remember me for the man I was… check that, remember me for the man I was going to be, for I haven’t yet come close to reaching the spiritual levels I’ve slowly begun to master on my way to level four ninja-sex master-God… and that would have been a sight to see. Lord Beddict at a level four? Only the Elder Gods could even begin to imagine the amount of swimsuit models impregnated by a man who will never actually meet the children. For they shall watch him from afar, through their televisions or computers, preaching to the world the sort of positive impact fantasy sports can have on child’s life. They shall know him as Lord Beddict, and they shall be proud. They shall be proud and say: “That beautiful, sexy, shredded, poetic, charming, loving man, once stuck his meat thermometer in momma’s turkey. It’s an honor.” Or something of that nature. You get what I’m saying, don’t you? [Jay’s Note: LOL] No? Good, because I have no idea what I’m talking about.

I am Tehol Beddict and this is Disgrace/Delight! Take Heed!

 

 

Players the Lord believes will Delight in Week 5

Mike Evans – If Lord Julio can go for three hundo and a tubber against a defensive backfield that defines the term “peasantry” well, then, it would be criminal of me to not project 150 receiving and two scores for my young friend Mike Evans. Seriously, Jones put his pool stick so far up Benwikere’s anus, that he was still able to hit the eight ball in the corner pocket… out dude’s mouth. Truly. Honestly.

Jarvis Landry – Say one thing for Ryan Tannehill, his wife is lodged so deep in my spank bank, that only a lobotomy could stop the thrice-weekly stroking. If you were to say another thing about Ryan Tannehill, he loves throwing the rock in the direction of Jarvis Landry, one of the few good decisions the Miami Dolphins have made in the past ten years. Landry is averaging a career high 12.1 yards per catch and he’ll continue to rack up receptions against starless Titans secondary. Yes, the Titans have defended the pass quite well, but after digging deeper than George Michael at a highway rest stop, I’ve come to the conclusion that the talent isn’t sufficient enough to contain Landry, especially when considering that he’ll have double digit targets.

Jordan Howard – I believe I mentioned Howard last week, but I’ve been wrong before. I suppose I could take the time to go back and check, but that would require the sort of effort I’m just not in the mood for at the current moment. I probably could have accomplished that feat in the time it took me to write these sentences, but such is life, and I’m an absolute nut-job who has a way with words. Anyway, Howard’s opponent, the hapless (sackless) Colts, have given up 4.2 yards a carry and five scores on the ground thus far. I fully expect Howard, Chicago’s starting RB for the remainder of the season (Langford is finished), to go for over a hundo for the second week in a row. The man is thicker than a Kardashian after extras butt implants and I, for one, cannot wait to watch him work.

Carlos Hyde – Gee-whiz, what’s up with that Cardinals defense, ya’ll? I haven’t witnessed anything that embarrassingly soft since I G-checked Ralph Lifshitz in a CVS parking lot where he confronted me over purchasing three boxes of lambskin condoms and the four day-after pills for my yearly rendezvous with his wife. Seriously, Hyde has more rushing TDs than anyone in the league, and if the 49ers want to win this game, which I’m assuming they do (though, not positive), they will run and throw the ball to Hyde for the entire game. Carson Palmer missing the game bodes well for Hyde receiving even more opportunities than usual as is there is far less chance at a blowout with Stanton at quarterback.

Terrance West – Washington is 30th in the NFL in rush defense, giving up almost five per along with EIGHT touchdowns, which is easily (by one) the most in the NFL. T-West looked studly in week four versus the Raiders and I expect another 100 yard day, silencing the praising and dong measuring of rookie, Kenneth Dixon.

Ryan Fitzpatrick – Could it get any worse for the man quickly becoming known as the first bum out from Harvard since Joe Pesci. But Oh ho-ho, the Jets opponent this Sunday is the Pittsburgh Steelers, the same Pittsburgh Steelers that are tied for 28th in sacks and 30th in passing defense, even after a drubbing of the noodle-armed Alex Smith. Anything less than rising to the occasion, like Bob Dole off a 100mg viagra bomb and a bucket of oysters, would be totally uncivilized. I expect a big game.

Cody Kessler – Just kidding.

Brian Hoyer – Ahhhh, another bum a** quarterback making an appearance in the delight section. Interesting week, eh? They’re playing the Colts.

Hunter Henry – I shall continue to place young Hunter here until he let’s me down. He has yet to do that and Antonio Gates is just like Old Yeller. Not the wonderful, friendly, charming Old Yeller throughout most of the film, but the rabid one, who was bit by the wild boar, that needed to be taken out to the shed and put down.

 

Players the Lord believes will Disgrace in Week 5

DeAndre Hopkins – One catch for four yards? Is this real life? My friends had to call 911 as I needed a stretcher to cart me out of the bar after witnessing the most flabbergastingly flaccid performance I believe I’ve ever seen. Now he gets the distinct honor of being shadowed by the best cornerback in football right now, Xavier Rhodes. Lockdown coming. I said a lockdown’s a comin, ya’ll.

Victor Cruz – Not fantasy relevant. I repeat, why are people acting like Cruz is ownable right now? I guess that wasn’t really repeating, but, seriously, I’m confused.

Lamar Miller – The breakout game will come, just not this week. As the Texans take on the seemingly impregnable defense of the Minnesota Vikings. I mentioned them already so I will not go into great depth about the “D” that strikes fear in man and women alike, brings vivid nightmares to small children, and keep opposing offensive coordinators up all night as if they were smoking crack with Bobby Brown.

Matt Jones – He had his breakout as predicted this past week, but this week must play leapfrog with Chris Thompson believers’ wives down the road to Baltimore, to face the number five ranked run defense in the NFL. As per usual, Gruden will get skull humped into believing he should throw it 45 times a game, and Jones won’t have a shot to get into a rhythm.

Brock Osweiler – Brock the fraudulent, they call him. I’ve mentioned the Vikings defense twice now and I shan’t mention it thrice. Or did I? Osweiler won’t be up for the challenge in Week 5.

Blaine Gabbert – An absolute peon of an NFL quarterback. When ancient Egyptians carved hieroglyphics into the walls of caves, they told stories of warriors with great expectations who went on to be gelded after they proved to be peasants at heart. Gabbert is one of those geldings, wasting our precious time until they are able to bring in an actual quarterback who gives them even a minute shot at winning a football game.

Dwayne Allen – Wow, this guy’s the worst ball handler I’ve witnessed since Ellen DeGeneres. My lords, he dropped what would have been an easy first down in last weeks debacle in London, not to mention, performed further below my expectations than my 13 year-old who decided to join the marching band. He’s been surpassed by some guy named, O’Doyle, and can’t even get love with Moncrief out. Officially dropped.

 

 

Thank you for joining your Lord and Savior for another fact filled edition of Disgrace/Delight. I’d like to thank my editor and my many, many, many, accomplished assistants for helping me obtain what will hopefully be a Pulitzer prize in 2017. Without you, I’m nothing. Well, I suppose I’m still the Lord, but still, you’re catching my drift. I would assume anyway, or are you daft? Let’s chat later.

  1. Nick says:
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    Morning Tehol,

    So I’m not doing to hot in my 2 leagues (2-2 in both) but there is still time…in my 12 team standard, would you look to grab J Graham if you would have to drop S Ware? Here is my team:

    QB- Big Ben
    WR- ODB & K Benjamin
    RB- Freeman & Ingram
    TE- Just grabbed H Henry dropping D Allen
    Flex- Marvin Jones
    Bench- T West (starting this week), D Williams, Ware, Cobb, T Coleman & K Cousins

    As you can see I don’t have a drop really in 12 team but I suppose Ware is first up to drop if necessary. You make that move for Graham or wait & hope he might be around next week?

    Other FAs are D Henry, S Smith, Enunwa, Sanu…so not much..

    Last thing, stick with Catanzaro or move on to Nugent, Crosby, Folk or Vinatieri??

    • CMUTimmah says:
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      @Nick: Why would you drop Ware before Deangelo Williams? That’s silly. Ware is behind a broken Charles, Williams is behind a healthy Leveon. Easy call which is less of a risk.

      PS – If Jimmy Graham was available, why the hell did you pick up Hunter Harvey?

      None of this makes sense.

      • Tehol Beddict says:
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        @CMUTimmah: mostly true. We shall get him right!

      • Nick says:
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        @CMUTimmah: so I grabbed Henry now because Graham is on bye so I need someone to fill in for week 5. I planned on grabbing Graham but had to set week 5 first.

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Nick: I see that. Now drop one of those other bums and grab Jimmer

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Nick: first off, pick up Graham immediately. Like right now. Drop D’Angelo NOW. Don’t wait. Do it now. I’d also consider dropping cousins for Steve smith as u have no real need for him

      • Nick says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Graham acquired. Now on to WR…you like Smith over Hogan? Thinking NE #2 WR will come alive with Brady back…

        Then how about my kicker question?

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Nick: smith over Hogan YES! I like Crosby at kicker but u could just flip a coin if it pleases you

          • Nick says:
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            @Tehol Beddict: so smith was taken so scratch that.

            Now in my 10 teamer, would you play Pitta this week at TE or drop him to plug and play Tamme, Brate, Henry or J james?

            • Tehol Beddict says:
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              @Nick: I’m fine with Pitta but I’m feeling a rate right now

  2. So I have Ebron & Graham @ TE & Graham is on a bye. Ertz is available on the waiver wire. Should I pick-up Ertz and drop Ebron? Ebron had a knee & right leg injury last week. I don’t trust him to do well against the Eagles. Stafford seems to spread the ball around, like Brees, so you never know who will have a big day. Thanks Tehol.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @madden_curser: yep, I don’t mind that especially since it will be for one week until jimmy comes back. Ebron is incredibly disappointing. I’m sure u will drop him and he’ll score twice this week as that’s how it normally goes but he is majorly banged up. That being said, Ertz has missed some time so maybe he doesn’t get full workload. Very tough call to make but, sure, I’ll lean Ertz

  3. Tehol, 10 team standard. I have Dwayne Washington as a 5th RB. Now he is listed as questionable. DeAngelo Williams, Spencer Ware & Jay Ajayi were all dropped to waivers this week. Should I cut Wasington for one of those? I have Le’Veon Bell, so maybe it would be good to grab DeAngelo as a handcuff? Thanks!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @madden_curser: ware is a must own still I believe .ajayi has chance to grab starting job here tho so interesting but Ware is the add for now

      • @Tehol Beddict: What about my TE question? I have Ebron & Graham @ TE & Graham is on a bye. Ertz is available on the waiver wire. Should I pick-up Ertz and drop Ebron? Thanks Tehol!

  4. Whatyeahok says:
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    Oh great one

    Would you ship away an aging Matt forte and John brown for lamar miller?

    Or what about Matt forte and devanta Parker for lamar miller?

    I’m not “feelin” it with forte anymore trying to flip him

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Whatyeahok: wise son of the lord, yes, all of these trades are great and powerful. You’ve made the right decision, for Forte is washed. I’m more than fine with both trades

  5. Johnsnow says:
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    Hey I like Dixon, but I’m a freeman and Michael owner and I want to handcuff one of them.. Sell john brown and Kenneth Dixon for either tevin coleman or Thomas Rawls?

    I could swap john brown for devanta Parker in the above deal..

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Johnsnow: you know something, Jon Snow. Very tough calls. I don’t love selling Brown right now but if you’re doing it with Dixon has to be for Coleman. I’d hold tho. People loving Dixon upside .

      I suppose Parker has a tad more upside than Brown but again I might hold after that great performance from Brown and see if he’s awakened

  6. Zandy says:
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    Std league
    I have Kelce and jGraham – with Brate picked up for the bye week — aka more tight ends on my roster than Beeber has…….

    anyway, my WRs are Hopkins Alshon Floyd Woods – who are a few guys you’d try to send Jimmy Graham for? Tate, Pryor, Sterling, Cobb? lower or higher in the rankings? Trying to figure out what return I should target

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Zandy: LMAOOOOOOO! Graham has as much upside as any tight end out there right now. I would consider Pryor because I’m obsessed. And Cobb I would do since u have Kelce

      • Zandy says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Or would you try to move Kelce and keep InstaGraham instead?

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Zandy: I would move whoever you can get more for. Shop around, playa

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            so you’ve got them about equal rest of season? maybe graham more upside and kelce more floor?

            • Tehol Beddict says:
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              @Zandy: yea Graham def more TD upside .

  7. Zandy says:
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    Same league – would you rather pick up Kevin white or tavon Austin? And then use jimmy as a trade chip else where? Basically would either of those pickups help solve my WR weakness

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Zandy: white high ankle sprain

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        @Tehol Beddict: haha yea… so forget him and i still dont think Tavon with Woods and Floyd would be enough at WR anyways….

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Zandy: enough for what? A bludgeoning at the hands of your opponent?

  8. Chicken Dinner says:
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    So what’s the deal with Gates?

    Worth a stash? My TEs are Barnage and Brate.

    Thanks.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Chicken Dinner: naaaaaah, he’s washed. Don’t love ur tight ends but Brate should continue to see serious work win Jackson falling off like a bad bag of dope

      • Chicken Dinner says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:
        Is Ertz a big upgrade over them?

        My WRs are OBJ, JMatthews, MJones, Dez and Tyrell Williams.

        Trade Williams for Ertz?

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Chicken Dinner: that’s my kind of trade. Worth it probably since you’ll never start that dude anyway

          • Chicken Dinner says:
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            @Tehol Beddict: My thoughts exactly. Thanks, man.

  9. Stevie says:
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    Trade offer: Decker for Mckinnon. Which side would you favor?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Stevie: McKinnon, without question

  10. John says:
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    Someone in my league dropped Thomas Rawls to waivers. Do you think he’s worth picking up? Do you think he’ll be a decent RB if/when he gets back to playing?

    Thanks

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @John: yes, John boy, I do. But who’s the worst player you can drop. The Lord must know these things

      • Old Dirty says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:

        I had the same question.

        I’m in a 4 keeper 1/2 point ppr 12 man
        Qb – Ryan
        Rb – sims
        Rb – freeman
        Wr – ab
        Wr – Evans
        Te – witten
        Bench – Russell Wilson, ware, Jennings, k Benjamin. T Benjamin, Sheppard

        Drop anyone for Rawls?
        Also, would you trade t Benjamin or Sheppard for graham ?

        • Tehol Beddict

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          @Old Dirty: I would trade Travis Benjamin for Jimmy Graham quicker than you can say Benjamin Button. then you can drop Witten for Rawls

          • Old Dirty says:
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            @Tehol Beddict:

            The only problem is graham has a bye this week…and we get a fine if we don’t have a starting line-up.

            I’d like Rawls, but don’t really want to drop Travis Benjamin, Jennings or ware ….any of them droppable?

            Thanks though !

            • Tehol Beddict says:
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              @Old Dirty: no not for Rawls. Handle it next week

      • John says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Sorry I’m late in replying, I just checked back. I really don’t know who I would drop. My bottom bench guys are T. Benjamin, Will Fuller, Spencer Ware, and Coby Fleener. I plan on using all of them (except maybe Fleener since Ertz is back, but I still have hope! Fleener will figure this thing out by week 7ish and take me to glory.) I do have one spot which I currently stream a D/ST (my vikings d is on bye) and will need to stream a kicker next week. But after that I shouldn’t need to stream anybody.

        • Tehol Beddict

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          @John: then I would wait a bit longer. Fleener has shown some flashes. There is hope there. Can’t drop any of those other guys. i guess wait till u can drop a defense or a kicker

  11. Tittsburgh feeler says:
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    Hey hey hey Tehol!

    .5 ppr! Trade Q’s!

    My RBs & WRs as follows:

    My RBs: David Johnson, Melvin Gordon, Hyde, Jordan Howard, Derrick Henry ,Dwayne Washington , & Andre Ellington as a cuff for DJ with cj2k placed on IR

    My WRs (we start 3, but chance for 4 there’s a flex but I’ve been keeping a RB there)
    Hopkins, fuller, sharpe, Shepard, Chris hogan & Philip Dorsett too. Moncrief & Watkins on the IR slots

    I received an offer this AM I deal Hyde for TY Hilton. Im leaning to accept

    Part two since I have Henry , would you try trading Henry straight up to the Demarco Murray owner’s team for his Duke Johnson or Theo riddick? Or think bigger my fuller (or Shepard, he has Beckham so maybe Beckham) + Henry for Eddie lacy?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Tittsburgh feeler: YES, Sell high on Hyde where u already stacked in bring in elite wideout. If you pull off the other trade sure thing, get Lacy if the Elders will allow it

      • Tittsburgh feeler says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:

        Thanks man for the response! If I’m unable to land Lacy , thoughts of my Derrick Henry for either his riddick or Duke Johnson ?

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Tittsburgh feeler: works for me. Especially if part PPR

  12. omar says:
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    12 team 1pt PPR….

    Drop Tyrell Williams or Devante Parker for Quincy Enunwa?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @omar: very interesting. Need little more info on Decker but if he’s out long term, def. he may be better than both anyway but let me come back to this

  13. Ralph Lifshitz

    Ralph Lifshitz says:
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    I stole your hat tho

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Ralph Lifshitz: you stole nothing and liked it

      • Ralph Lifshitz

        Ralph Lifshitz says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Got your wallet too. Just dropped a knot at the cheesecake factory. I’m going to piss strawberry lemonade into your mouth on Saturday.

        I heard you were at Applebee’s. Balling on a budget now playa?

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Ralph Lifshitz: the Gucci or the Louis? What’s on Saturday?

          Applebee’s was a secret. Don’t ever mention that again

  14. Big league choo says:
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    10 team standard 6 to passing tds

    Was offered gronk/Dixon/Palmer for Rudolph/Big Ben/McCoy

    Qbs Brady
    Rbs McCoy, Forte, Hill, Stewart, Powell
    Wrs Beckham, Fitzgerald, Decker, John Brown, Sanders
    Te Rudolph

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Big league choo: nah dog. I mean, I suppose just for Gronk it’s almost worth it since you have Brady. That guy would be getting haul for sure. If Dixon doesn’t pan out you in trouble at RB where you have very solid Shady right now. I’d reconsider this one

  15. Dave says:
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    Hello lord Tehol,

    Made a trade in my PPR league (we start 3 wr’s and a flex)wanted to know what you thought. Had TY, Landry, Jmatt, Fuller, Desean, Pryor I obviously had a lot of depth and wanted a stud. So I traded Landry and Fuller for B Marshall and Kyle rudolph (already have Eifert but I can use one as trade bait).

    You think I gave up too much for someone who might not be a stud this season in Marshall ? Should I do another trade including Marshall for an even better receiver?
    Thanks!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Dave: @Dave: tough talk, buckaroo. Landry very well could end up with superior numbers to Marshall but B marsh looked pretty good this last week. I’m fine with it

  16. Steve Stevenson says:
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    Standard dynasty league, I’m in a rebuilding year and have #2 waiver this week. ALL pickups are by this single weekly waiver period.

    RB are a lot harder to find than WR, and with Foster and Forte aging, I’m looking to stockpile as many young lottery tickets as I can. So I’m thinking Smallwood with that waiver.

    That leaves me needing to pick up at least 1 WR and a DST to field a lineup this week, but I probably also need to add a second WR assuming Dez doesn’t play. That 2nd WR will likely fall in the Beasley/Cruz range, maybe even worse. And the drop would have to be either SEA DST (who I’d like to keep through the bye since they’ve been good for me for years), Foster or Forte.

    1. Do I add the 2nd WR, or just hope Dez plays and if he doesn’t, no big deal if I lose this week since I’m rebuilding?
    2. If so, who’s the drop?
    3. Or do I claim a WR (probably Coates) rather than Smallwood with my #2 waiver and avoid having to drop SEA or a RB?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Steve Stevenson: ughhhh don’t drop Seahawks defense . Grabbing Coates sounds good. I mean, I’m feeling Smallwood but I never like giving away a victory. I highly doubt Dez plays . Dropping Foster probably isn’t end of world either

  17. Big W says:
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    Hello Tehol, thank you for the write-up!

    I am a Dwayne Allen owner… here are the options in my league to drop him for:

    Jared Cook GB – TE Out
    Sun 8:30 pm vs NYG
    Gary Barnidge Cle – TE
    Sun 1:00 pm vs NE
    Virgil Green Den – TE
    Questionable
    Sun 4:05 pm vs Atl
    Jordan Cameron Mia – TE
    Questionable
    Sun 1:00 pm vs Ten
    Charles Clay Buf – TE
    Questionable
    Sun 4:25 pm @ LA
    Vance McDonald SF – TE
    Questionable
    Thu 8:25 pm vs Ari
    Lance Kendricks LA – TE
    Sun 4:25 pm vs Buf
    Will Tye NYG – TE
    Sun 8:30 pm @ GB
    Richard Rodgers GB – TE
    Sun 8:30 pm vs NYG
    Ryan Griffin Hou – TE
    Sun 1:00 pm @ Min
    Larry Donnell NYG – TE
    Questionable
    Sun 8:30 pm @ GB
    Darren Fells Ari – TE
    Questionable
    Thu 8:25 pm @ SF
    Crockett Gillmore Bal – TE
    Sun 1:00 pm vs Was
    Garrett Celek SF – TE
    Thu 8:25 pm vs Ari
    Mychal Rivera Oak – TE
    Sun 4:25 pm vs SD

    Anyone in this list that you think will be better than Allen for week 5?

    Thanks in advance my good Lord!

    – Big W

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Big W: ughhhh tough call. I like Clay the best but Rams have nice coverage backers. Let’s give Allen one more shot

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        @Tehol Beddict: okay, will do… thanks. yeah, not much out there.

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Big W: we shall overcome

  18. STL says:
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    Who do I FLEX this week? 12 man PPR

    Eddie Royal @ IND
    Gio Bernard @ DAL
    Zach Miller @ IND
    Michael Floyd @ SF
    Bilal Powell @ PIT

    My gut tells me Powell is going to have a big game this week. No one up there seems like a safe play to me though.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @STL: oh, it’s got to be Royal my G!!! Plug, play, and pray

  19. Comatose says:
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    Desperate for help at RB. I’m also a concerned Latavius owner. Drop Rawls for DeAndre?

    • Comatose says:
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      @Comatose: deAndre Washington, that is.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Comatose: UGHHH i have Latavius everywhere and this is gross I hate it! However I’m doubtful Rawls ever does much this year so I’m fine with a drop

  20. William Hung says:
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    If Arian Foster suits on Sunday, do I play him over Matt Jones?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @William Hung: ughhhh I hate Jones this week but no. I don’t think he’s playing tho, which should make it easier

  21. Zandy says:
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    no palmer for thurs night it seems – is this what your rankings assume?

    Should we fire up the 9ers Defense?

    • William Hung says:
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      @Zandy: David Johnson is going to feast

      • Tehol Beddict says:
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        @William Hung: like a starving dolphin

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Zandy: ehhhhh, I wouldn’t go that far but it’s possible they get some nice pick 6 opps as I like their defensive backfield. Depends on what other options are

  22. a bag of sand says:
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    .5ppr
    w/ palmer out, go w/ any of the following over m. floyd at flex?
    darkwa
    asiata
    smallwood

    thx

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @a bag of sand: yikes. If Jennings playing hard to go Darkwa. Those options are very risky. I’d just stay with Floyd which is sad to say

  23. Steve says:
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    Afternoon my lord,

    I’m in desperate need of a depth receiver and a solid tight end in a .5 PPR league. I have an offer of Rashad Jennings and Shepard for my Gurley. Should I pull off that trade and try to swing Jennings for Graham? Thanks for your help.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Steve: good evening, Steven! Absolutely not. Do not make that trade . That is disgusting

      • Steve says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: ah please excuse my peasant thoughts haha. What if I could get Jordan Reed and Hurns for Gurley? I have Doug Martin, Frank Gore and Tevin Coleman still at RB as well as stashed Kenneth Dixon.

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Steve: HAHAH. All good, my goodman! I need to see ur entire roster

          • Steve says:
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            @Tehol Beddict:
            QB: Brees, Cousins
            RB: Gurley, Martin, Gore, Coleman, Dixon
            WR: Marshall, Maclin, Floyd, Cruz, C Coleman
            TE: Fleener, Tamme
            K: Hauschka
            DEF: Cincy

            • Tehol Beddict

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              @Steve: I’d consider that but, I meeeeean, Gurley is bound to go off here shortly don’t you think? trading him might make you sick as your RB spot would become extremely thin. I’d hold for another week

              • Steve says:
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                @Tehol Beddict: ok sounds good I don’t want to sell Gurley too low just getting a little panicky about my receivers and Fleener. Thanks for your help!

                • Tehol Beddict says:
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                  @Steve: perfect. We on this like a fly on Mule shizz

  24. Nightpandas says:
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    Oh my lord,

    My team sucks Dom Brown ass…

    Would you do either of these?

    1) Give Cooper and Rawls for Doug Martin
    (My wr are Dez, Cooper, Wallace, Crowder, Woods rb are Gurley, Duke J, Yeldon, Fozzy, Dwayne W, Rainey)

    2) Give Gurley for Baldwin and Foster and a 1st rounder next year (keep 3, 12 teams)

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Nightpandas: nope. Hate em both. U have been unlucky and will start winning shortly. U need Dez back obvi so can’t dump cooper right now. Stay strong. Consider the draft pick thing If the situation becomes dire

  25. Matthole says:
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    Hi, thanks in advance for your opinion

    12 team, .5ppr, 3 WR, 2RB+ flex

    1) offered Baldwin and Rivers for my Brees. My WRs are: AJ, Fitz, Snead, Moncrief then waiver wires. I’m still screwed this week for WR3 with Baldwin and Snead on bye, but nice long term. I also have Wentz and Flacco (Brees bye week alternates).

    2) my RBs: Jeremy Hill, Blount, CMike, Howard, CSims. I have been offered sterling shepard for Howard or Blount. I think I need to do one of these to fill in my weeks 5&9 WR bye week holes and for WR depth. He also has Crabtree but seems like it’s a bit late after last week’s 3td.

    Shepard may not be the best value as a return but as of now I’m looking at Amendola, Alghor, or Britt as Week 5 WR3. He can be a starter and allow me to compete in weeks 5&9 – while I’m likely to bench a RB anyway, which does me no good.

    Would you do the first option, second option and which RB? And why?

    Thanks again

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Matthole: I’m feeling that first option. Nice opp to get a legit wideout and not a HUGE drop off at QB. I’d prob pull that trigger .

      If you get Baldwin I don’t think you’ll need to make the move for Sheperd but if you do, dump Blount as I he never sustains this. Will be throwing much more.

  26. Gio says:
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    .5 PPR…. Which pair do you like ROS?

    Brady and Lacy or Wentz and M. Gordon?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Gio: Brady Lacy no question, big bruh

  27. The imp says:
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    1q/2r/3w/1t no flex PPR
    Crunched owner has put guys on block to avoid dropping one of Ingram/baldwin/Martin/Michael/graham. He is also willing to part with Brady.

    Owning
    Manning
    Errands
    DTrain/shady/Gio/jstew
    Ty/Julian/jmatthews/crab/DJax

    1. Is Djax too much to offer for Brady 1:1?
    2. Does graham represent any sort of upgrade on Ertz?
    3. Does Gio and djax for his Ingram and Brady seem closer?

    • the imp says:
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      @The imp: Sorry “Errands” is Ertz

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @The imp: love the Gion and D jax trade for Ingram and Brady. Graham is def an upgrade over Ertz. Dude is a savage. Please watch the Seahawks every week

      No need for first trade altho it’s not terrible

  28. William Hung says:
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    If Arian Foster plays, does he start over Matt Jones?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @William Hung: negative, William. Haven’t we been over this

      • Matthole says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: any help above? Thx

      • William Hung says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: did you reply to my question above in another comment? I didn’t see a response tied to it.

    • Gio says:
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      @William Hung:

      I’d go jones. At least you know he is healthy and will get a bulk of the carries. Even if foster plays he will likely share carries with ajayi and/or drake. Despite what the coach says.

      • Tehol Beddict says:
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        @Gio: gio knows what’ lurks in the hearts of men

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @William Hung: no he does not start over Matt jones. But I don’t think he will play anyway

  29. Robert Closson says:
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    McKinnon or L. Murray ROS?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Robert Closson: McKinnon no question, my son

  30. William Hung says:
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    2nd Latavius Q: Apparently he has a walking boot on – if DeAndre is seeing more action Sunday, would he be better than Smallwood?

    I’m debating on whether to pick up Smallwood, DeAndre Washington, or Dwayne Washington as my lotto ticket

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @William Hung: Yessir, I believe he would be superior option to Smallwood. Mathews is back in action and should receive bulk. probably split 3 ways. Got to be Raiders dude. Lions Washington aint nothin and is hurt

  31. Jerry says:
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    Hey, Tehol! Deandre Washington or Derrick Henry? I do own DeMarco. Thanks!

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Jerry: DeAndre for the moment as Latavius may miss the game. Henry is superior handcuff tho because if Murray goes down Henry will seek and destroy . so if you have pressing need to play someone now, then take Washington. If not, Henry is the answer

  32. Fizz says:
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    12 Team Standard: Need trade advice
    Qb: luck
    WR: Green, sheppard, fuller
    TE: Olsen
    Rb: Martin, foster, jennings, smallwood, Ivory, Washington, booker, ellington

    I got offered Crowell and J. Thomas for Olsen and Ivory

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Fizz: Pull the trigger! I hate to lose Olsen but Julius will step it up and you need the RB. get it done

  33. Zandy says:
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    Tehol i have an issue in std league
    I only have 2 moves left for the week
    Jalen Richard is a free agent
    DWash is on waivers until Friday

    I need to start 1 RB
    I have Asiata and Rainey rostered now
    Do I drop one for Richard now? If so who?
    Then put in waiver claim for Dwash and drop the other? (Keeping both raiders)
    Pls let me know so I can make the Richard move before someone else does. Thnkas!

    • Zandy says:
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      @Zandy: other guys on waivers include CAP and Darkwa…. So if I go both raiders I’d miss out on them

      • Tehol Beddict

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        @Zandy: that’s ok. miss out on them. they aint shit, even they momma know

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Zandy: I’m intrigued with Richard this week if Murray misses the game. could be the bomb, explosive. Asiata and Rainey are both droppable so I’m fine with ur plan

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Zandy: anytime

  34. Fizz says:
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    Took your advice and pulled the trigger. Now who should I drop for TE C. Brate
    12 team Standard:
    Qb: luck
    WR: Green, sheppard, fuller
    TE: J. Thomas (bye)
    Rb: Crowell, Martin, foster, jennings, smallwood, Deandre Washington, Dwayne Washington, D.booker, J.Richard

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Fizz: lions Washington

  35. John says:
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    Thanks for your advice with Rawls, I’ll pick him up in a couple weeks. I have an annoying question for you, and I apologize in advance.

    My qb is Brees and my backup is Wentz in a 1 qb standard scoring league. Someone in my league just dropped Derek Carr. In the words of Demarcus Cousins “Lord, give me the strength.”

    So Carr is better than Wentz, right? I’m on the Wentz hype train but I’m not crazy. The issue is I need someone to fill in for Brees on 5 different weeks (bad matchups). Both Carr and Wentz have good matchups during those weeks EXCEPT week 10, where Wentz has a good matchup and Carr is on a bye. So, do I take the better qb Carr and cross my fingers with Brees on week 10 (he plays Denver), or do I take Wentz who is not as good as Carr but has good matchups all 5 weeks I need him?

    I’m probably overthinking this and am leaning toward getting Carr and just suffering the shame on week 10. But, Wentz may be good enough and be able to help me on that week too. It’s like a bad brain teaser. Thanks for your help.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @John: you are correct. Carr is much better fantasy option than Wentz. should be anyway. easy call

  36. William Trill Cauley-Stein says:
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    Tehol! Could you help me figure out who to start this week? I am in a ten team .5 PPR league. I really appreciate it!

    QB1- Prescott
    RB1- J.Hill or Lacy or T. Coleman?
    RB2-D. Murray or L. Miller?
    F- L. Miller of W. Fuller or Lacy or T. Coleman?
    WR1- S. Smith or Fuller?
    WR2- Dorsett or Fuller?
    TE-Z. Miller or H.Henry?
    K-Crosby
    D-PIT or LA Rams?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @William Trill Cauley-Stein:

      RB 1- Hill
      RB2- Murray
      F- Lacy
      WR 1 – Smith
      WR2 – Dorsett
      Henry
      Rams

  37. Old Dirty says:
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    I have a conundrum going into tomorrow’s games. I need to pick up a RB for tomorrow. It’s a 12 man 4 keeper 1/2 point league. *Last year to keep AB, but thinking about keepers..I’ll probably find an easier time in the offseason acquiring a WR1 for AB, rather than a RB1, so I’m not too worried about getting rid of Kelvin Benjamin.

    My options:
    – Drop Jennings and pick up someone like Whitaker, Richard, Rainey or Perkins
    – Trade Kelvin Benjamin for Crowell and Eifert (I would still have to drop Jennings, but it gives me an upgrade at TE)

    My team:
    QB – Ryan
    RB – Freeman
    RB –
    WR – AB
    WR – Evans
    TE – Witten
    Bench – Russell Wilson, Sims, Ware, Jennings, Kelvin Benjamin, Travis Benjamin, Sheppard

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Old Dirty: Yep, I’m down with that trade for sure. ur good at wideout and Crowell would really add to squad. otherwise I’d drop Jennings for Rainey this week

      • Old Dirty says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:

        He offered the choice of forte or Crowell ? Who’d you prefer in this keeper league ?

        Thanks for the advice

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