They said we couldn't do it. They said YouTube is no place for two computer illiterate fake football doctors. But they were wrong! That's right, The Boof and Dr. Donkey Teeth figured out how to record not just one, but TWO whole episodes of their new hit YouTube show: Fantasy Football Malpractice. On this weeks episode we discuss how the season of coronavirus is shaping up in the NFL, 2020 upside draft strategy and some of our worst takes of 2019. Players discussed include Chris Godwin, JuJu Smith-Schuster, Kerryon Johnson and Patrick Mahomes. Watch now and find out what everyone would be talking about at the water cooler if they weren't currently working from home. And don't forget to subscribe and click that thumbs up guy!
If you play in an IDP league, you already know that linebackers are the bread and butter of defensive scoring. If you are trying to learn about IDPs or deciding whether to convince your fellow league mates to switch from the hum-drum team defense to the dynamic scoring of individual defensive players, this is a good place to start. We'll start with the top 25 linebackers and then cover 25-50 and the top 50 at DL and DB.
This is it. The culmination of my offseason dynasty rankings. So much culmination happening right now. Are you culminating yet? Didn't think so. According to my girlfriend (still imaginary), she never culminates.
I tried my best to warm you up with updated dynasty running back rankings, even while putting my own personal life with Kerryon Johnson on the rocks. Later I whispered sweet nothings into your ear with my updated dynasty wide receiver rankings while insulting Juju Smith-Schuster, again. Then you fell asleep while I discussed dynasty quarterback rankings and dynasty tight end rankings. But I brought you back to life with my top 50 rookies for dynasty leagues. My imaginary girlfriend tells me I've been yelling random numbers and football player names out in my sleep for the past two months. Which she says is actually an improvement from the original song I wrote which I'd previously been shouting in my sleep—it's called Kerryon My Johnson. If you haven't read enough of my nonsense, there's blurbs on almost all 250 of the below players buried in the above links. Anyway, here's my top 250 dynasty rankings for 2020 PPR fantasy football:
B_Don and Donkey Teeth are back with another podcast episode to discuss DT's dynasty QB and TE rankings. They start with the QB position and discuss their different tendencies toward more rush heavy or pass heavy QBs in dynasty. Additionally, the guys talk their appetite for starting a dynasty roster with an elite QB and an elite TE, and which players would be worth taking early.
B_Don brings up a few top 10 dynasty QBs for DT that they have differing opinions about their future. Starting with Kyler jumping up to 3, Josh Allen coming in at 6, and then Baker even being in the top 10 QBs. After we go through those 3, DT admits his love for the 'stache while B_Don is less enamored with facial hair.
At TE, we start with a discussion about whether Kittle belongs in his own tier as the sole elite dynasty TE. We check in on the second tier and discuss DT's boy Waller and why he has him over Mark Andrews. Overall, the duo talk about the TE tiers and how they could be arranged. We go on to discuss the Bucs, Rams, and Jets TE situations, with varying opinions on where those TEs should fit in the rankings.
Our 2020 NFL preseason projections 1.0 are up on the site. I will be updating them throughout the preseason. Think I messed up something? Tell me in the comments and I will consider or respond kindly.
See below for the links. You can also access via the Rankings section in the main menu.
All | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | FLEX | DEF(Team) | DEF(IDP) | Vs FantasyPros
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These projections are fully incorporated into our Fantasy Football Depth Charts and Fantasy Football Trade Analyzer. Below are links for all the team depth charts.
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| Eagles | Lions | Falcons | 49ers |
| Giants | Packers | Panthers | Rams |
| Redskins | Vikings | Saints | Seahawks |
| AFC East | AFC North | AFC South | AFC West |
| Bills | Bengals | Colts | Broncos |
| Dolphins | Browns | Jaguars | Chargers |
| Jets | Ravens | Texans | Chiefs |
| Patriots | Steelers | Titans | Raiders |
Last week I gave you my top 10 dynasty rankings for 2020 fantasy football. First there was an angry mob of readers outraged by my Miles Sanders optimism. But that was only the tip of the iceberg. An hour after the rankings dropped I glanced at my phone. A dozen missed calls, all from Kerryon. When I finally mustered up the courage to call my love back, I could hardly get a word in. "Miles Sanders at #10?! I thought we had something special. What about the weekend we had in Paris!" So it took a lot of sweet talking before KJ was back in my bed, later that night. And all was right in the world. That is until today when my Johnson sees he's no longer in the top 20. I've preemptively sent flowers. Anyway, here's my top 20 for 2020 PPR dynasty leagues:
I just bet $40 on a UFC fighter named Song Yadong. Never bet against Yadong. Gotta think if the UFC can operate during a pandemic then the NFL can too, right? It better, one donkey can only rosterbate, mock draft and rosterbate to mock drafts for so long! Fortunately I stocked up on lotion back in February when others were foolishly hoarding masks, toilet paper and hand sanitizer, so I'm good for at least another six months. Update: Yadong just won. Give me more Yadong! Anyway, we gathered some big names together—not too close— for another dynasty rookie mock draft. If you missed it, check out our 1QB PPR dynasty rookie mock from the week before. This time we mocked a superflex PPR rookie draft, here's our industry participants and results:
Denzel Mims – Baylor University – 6’3″ 207 lbs. – October 10, 1997 (age 22 years)
You ever go to the driving range? Not one of those fancy Top Golf ranges, I'm talking old school range. Like the one Kevin Costner owned in Tin Cup. Cheech Marin's character would get sent out in a cart to pick up the range balls and all the crappy golfers would take aim. Nailing the cart boy with a line drive is the pinnacle of golf. Actually I don't think Cheech ever fetch range balls in the movie, but what else was doing there other than smoking the reefer? Dynasty rankings are like going after that range ball collection cart—a constantly moving target. And I'm the crappy golfer, blinded by Kerryon Johnson's beautiful eyes and A.J. Dillon's sexy legs, like Costner with the hots for Rene Russo. Man I need to add that movie to my pandemic watchlist. Anyway, here's my top 10 dynasty players for 2020 PPR dynasty football: